/mlb/ general - Never Forget edition

KC:Duffy limits Angels to one run in 7 IP in win
ATL:Inciarte homers as Braves win in new ballpark
BOS:Porcello slammed for four HR, eight ER vs. TB
DET:Daniel Norris fires six shutout frames in win
NYM:Syndergaard had fingernail issue, not blister
COL:Gray diagnosed with stress fracture in foot
WAS:Daniel Murphy delivers walk-off winner Friday
TOR:Jays place Donaldson on disabled list
TEX:Rangers' Bush a possibility for the weekend
TOR:Josh Donaldson (calf) expected to land on DL
NYM:D'Arnaud's homer lifts Mets in 16-inning game
NYM:Cespedes goes deep twice against Marlins

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Astros

1st for Vintage Base Ball.

1STROS

The Cleveland Chisenhalls

Those are some sicc unis, bro

MARINERS!

WE LOVE IT

1st overall pick

reds wc t.b.h.

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M's

woooooo!!!!!!
MARINERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insects are a super food. You'd know this if you weren't an nonperforming manlet nobody.

Chisenhall

Mets

Crown + Pants = Not in last

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does the ability to throw no-no's correlate with the ability to show up in the playoffs?

>Not just eating a good ol' fashioned american hotdog in the first place

Giants

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No.

Jesus

>mfw wanted to cop one of those bullpen jackets but they're all at leat $300 online

>Edwindian hitting
>Chiz slamming
>Klubot going to reset the rotation into full domination mode with the bats now activated

Thanks for awaking the beast, >we are coming for top seed.

>mfw poor fag

brah

Congrats on the wins, M's and Royals bros

thks man

Bring back the Astrodome.

I mean

it's still there, they haven't done anything with it yet.

Nat's have an elder statesman too

Didn't know about Os, dayum

youre ok space

which ALC team do you dislike most?

strawpoll.me/12750425

They're gonna turn it into a huge garden thing or something, last I heard
>tfw lived overseas during the dome days and never got to see a game there
it hurts tbqh

Pick 1

...

royals girl a best

Jays

>no option for fuck everyone

poor poll

Detroit girl represents the fanbase

pissed off about the bullpen but happy they win in the end

don't get all sappy on me now, buddy

I like asses.

Baltimore Orioles

I just spent a couple hours compiling a list of the 10 best seasons by Japanese teammates according to bWAR:

1. 8.9; 2003 Mariners; 5.6 Ichiro Suzuki + 3.2 Shigetoshi Hasegawa + 0.1 Kaz Sasaki
2. 8.8; 2001 Mariners; 7.7 Ichiro + 1.1 Kaz Sasaki
3. 8.6; 2004 Mariners; 9.1 Ichiro + -0.2 Masao Kida + -0.3 Shigetosi Hasegawa
4. 7.9; 2006 Mariners; 5.3 Ichiro + 2.6 Kenji Johjima
T5. 7.4; 2008 Red Sox; 5.3 Daisuke Matsuzaka + 2.1 Hideki Okajima
T5. 7.4; 2007 Mariners; 5.8 Ichiro + 1.6 Kenji Johjima
7. 7.0; 2007 Red Sox; 4.1 Daisuke Matsuzaka + 2.9 Hideki Okajima
8. 6.7; 2014 Yankees; 3.3 Masahiro Tanaka + 2.4 Hiroki Kuroda + 1.0 Ichiro
9. 6.1; 2002 Mariners; 3.5 Ichiro + 1.4 Shigetoshi Hasegawa + 1.2 Kaz Sasaki
10. 5.7 2008 Mariners; 5.3 Ichiro + 0.4 Kenji Johjima

Why did I do that?

We all like asses, even the lifelong Cubs fans

So does mo'Lester
You should meet up with him for drinks before a game

how many asses u had this year bro

I bet man ass is very appealing for them

Well baseball is over for the night, there's nothing else to do anyways.

I like GIRL asses.

A buttload. Also, nice digits.

>tfw Tigers are the swingin dick of the ALC despite not winning the league unlike Leaveland
good feeling

i'm at two and thank u

Did you know that the Cleveland Indians were ranked 28th in attendance during a World Series year? That's evidence that they don't even have a bandwagon of fans. It's time to move the franchise.

> what is sample size

yu darvish was worth 5.8 WAR by himself on the 2013 rangers

>detoilet
lol

something that cleveland can't provide see xd
>69
haha

Yeah and Hisashi Iwakuma was worth 7.0 with the 2012 Mariners but neither of them had Japanese teammates so I'm not counting them.

>purple with red
why

>Hisashi Iwakuma was worth 7.0 with the 2012 Mariners
jesus that's really fucking impressive

all i had. it got me laid regardless, stay mad

No one likes the Tigers because they have a shit franchise and their fans' only two modes are pretending they've accomplished anything in recent memory and not showing up at all once the going gets tough. Also the only think you faggots ever seem to care about is whether you're better than Cleveland (you're not).

You have skinny arms and pudgy hands. You look like Slimer from Ghostbusters.

This image is like trypophobia to me.

*cringe*

>their fans' only two modes
Easily contrasted with Indians fans, who do not exist.

this is why i humbly post here, thank you friend :,)

>mfw the Indians won more World Series games just last year than the Tigers have in over 30 years
best feeling

Tigers choked on that "swingin dick" and will soon be stuck with bloated contracts after their old pizza man kicked the bucket.

fuck you and your springerdingers you cunt

neither you nor I nor anyone else in this thread believes that

ICHIGOAT

>Indians won more World Series games
Lol, this is a metric for success in Cleveland. You can NOT make this shit up.

Reminder that appearing in the World Series is the equivalent of winning a World Series to Cleveland's nonexistent fanbase.

he was just kidding when he hit those
he didn't mean it

>0 votes for fuck the Royals

Is this board full of newfags?

Don't project your insecurity, lifelong. Indians have few fans but the ones they have are actually decent and stick around. Every single Tigers fag only ever shows up when they're winning whether it's IRL or gamethreads. You'd think they didn't get swept in their most recent world series.

>DG would rather not make the World Series than lose in it
We know.

>WS appearances
Wouldn't that be the Tigers fan argument depending on the starting point?

Do y'all not realize that you're replying to >rags falseflaggers?
>muh world series game wins
is their favorite argument
Please don't fall for it

It is funny that >one strike away tries to pull off this shitposting.

desu, haven't seen much royalsposting lately, plus all the IRL bandwagoners have moved on

can't help my genetic makeup m8

ok?

Am I too late for

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Just like you will by the middle of next month. Just like you did last year, kek

Always liked Tigs and Jays girls. Mariners a modern classic.
Shame ichigo stuck on the Yankees

based Kaz

never gets enough credit, he was the M's best closer.

Actually, I am an Indians fan. It's really not an accomplishment but it is funny to remind Tigers fans that they did nothing in their two shots at it.

Which AL West team do you hate the most?

strawpoll.me/12750491

indians fans are nice

tigers are rude

so can we have that win back?
the one in the 13th

>rags

Where is the >rags option?

boi

who hates the whos?

How can you hate a big red

im just ecstatic to hear that i have a fanbase that keeps up with me

>rags

How are "a big red down arrow" and ""James Shields"" forced memes, is my question.

>not giving an option for the actual most hated AL West team

>rags

>1-9

I honestly always confuse you and NoHS. You both seem to disappear and reappear at the same times.

if the jays won tomorrow and every single other team in baseball lost, the jays would still have the worst record
what happened canada?