>>Tyron Woodley: "The last time GSP fought someone like me, he crawled into a cave for 3 years"
I'd love to see gsp do to Woodley what he did to Fitch or Kos -- smash his orbital, or something equally painful, then torture him for 5 rounds, like a cat with mouse
Sebastian Reed
>manley
Are you okay?
Easton Ross
fuck cody buttasspoop
Jackson Perry
back to back heems btw this was an early thread and you deserve to be banned again
Hunter Perry
Lol gayasspee would do nothing to BASED T-WOOD
that's why he's fighting the worst MW champ of all time.
Christopher Brooks
>watches Bellator kickboxing once
Grayson Flores
>mfw the former ww champ who "never" lost the belt decides to fight the middleweight champion over the current ww champ really. makes you. think.
James Wright
Was Jacare smart or stupid for negotiating a new contract before his fight tomorrow?
Blake Harris
...
Christopher Robinson
...
Jeremiah Gomez
It better be a good contract
Josiah Flores
There's more money to be made fighting Bisbong than Tyron "Literal Who" Woodley.
Austin Cruz
shows how poosada'd he actually is and how nobody wants his boring ass LOL
Ryan Allen
No one cares about your crush on Adan!! Give it a rest already! Get laid, faggot!!
Easton Gray
smart cause he knowsw Whitterker is gunna literally permanently invert his penis in front of millions of people
Lucas Martin
You have a mental illness
James Lewis
Grow up!!
Lincoln Morris
Exclamation God destroying all haters that cross his path.
Dylan Sanders
My boy Jacare finna snatch another body part and great white hope tomorrow LMAO
Blake Richardson
BASED ExclamationGOD
Gabriel Butler
whoops, i goofed on that one
Juan Martin
>le bisping is a draw meme gay ass pee is the draw because of all the canucks, nobody gives a shit about the mw duck.
>I-I agree to fight woodley >ha-ha no I will fight the 35 year old midget on a three year lay off >muh money go watch mandrama
funny how everyone be running scared from t-god lately, makes you think.
Asher Sanders
Who is everyone parlaying for free money tomorrow?
Tyler Myers
>p-please buy gear from Jacapoos supplier
Luis Hall
Rose + Mouse + Moicano
Sebastian Williams
Straight up im a big Whittaker fan, but Jacare for sure has destroyed some MOTHERFUCKERS in Chris Camozzi and Tim Boetsch
Bentley Jenkins
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Charles Powell
"i work at mcdonalds dude" fuck i feel bad for him man
David Taylor
cops are such assholes man. if he knew his rights he would have been gone
John Wilson
*blocks your path*
Jayden Butler
>honestly I just found the container outside my house
James James
For sure Rafael Natal and Clint Hester are tough match-ups in the division
Nolan Smith
lol have you even seen gsp fight? please prove you're a tween by including "wrestlefuck" in your reply.
keep it casual, Josh.
Luis Campbell
*loses to 40 year old with shot knees*
Nathaniel Young
What should he have said? I want to know what to say.
Camden Bennett
is that JJ?
Lincoln Anderson
Smart. He has one of the highest fight IQs in the UFC.
Jason Miller
"Which crime do you suspect I committed?"
Nicholas Smith
he should have stayed cool when they walked up. have all the windows down and open. be polite. if they persist then stay cool but say youre in a rush and dont consent to a search. he cracked when they said they wanted to search. he should have just said "why am i being detained" then shut up until they let him go
Nathan Walker
gay ass pee would be knocked into a comma by tyron, that's why he's fighting a pillowfisted paper fluke champ who got his ass kicked by a 50 year old
Ayden Fisher
SHOOT ON ME
SHOOT ON ME
GET IN MY GUARD
Michael Baker
would Jacare submit Schaub if they fought?
Ryan Gonzalez
Post USAA Vitor isn't a motherfucker to deal with? I disagree
Jacare would get boxed up all fight long. No way he takes Schaub down.
Jaxson Jenkins
They'd both knock each other out then proceed to Schaub themselves everywhere
Anthony James
When has Skeb ever boxed anyone up? Lmao
Luke Ross
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Isaiah Thompson
SO YOU WANNA BE A CONTENDER
Christopher Perez
SHOOT ME
Hunter Perry
>watches mvp fight once
Jacob Mitchell
oh, I see: GSP, after 9 CONSECUTIVE title defences, and a total of career of 25 wins--2 losses
has something to prove to casuals who think Conor McGregor (0 belt defenses) against manlets is the fucking GOAT. lel
William Phillips
Jacare is gonna MAUL pooptaker I almost feel bad for the wee lad.
Jacob Walker
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William Bell
>I rank poopaapeee
Isaiah Cook
Da fuk? How old are u?
Joseph Rivera
It's spelled "Tyrone"
Xavier Powell
>2 guys arguing about Jacare are ruining comfy post-bellator cops heem time
this sucks
James Stewart
Good night boys. Was a lot of fun watching Cops and Lellator. UFC tomorrow and more Lellator next Friday Strauss/Pitbull 4
Gabriel Howard
GSP would lose to Kamaru Usman today unironically.
Kayden Rivera
>le tap to strikes man >le wrasslefuck no tdd fighters man >le fight featherweights man >le quit when usada arrives gyno man
Christian Wilson
>2 guys are discussing MMA in the MMA general How dare they?
William King
for sure not so fast my man 100%
Logan Flores
If you knew anything about fighting you'd be embarrassed enough to have deleted this by now. So happy you kept it up. Thanks for letting the world know GSP foought Matt Serra twice. It's been a dirty little secret until now, but you broke it wide open.
omg i hope you're trolling.
Nathan Howard
You really get all your info from /heem/ memes? Wew lad.
Michael Adams
For sure those head teeps were doing damage bee, the crowd was just honey-dicking me 100% my guy
Jose Long
>MMA general see thats where you are wrong my friend. this is /heem/. this is not /MMA/ General. /MMA/ General was for MMA discussion exclusivity and it was banned from being a general by the mods. This is /heem/. This is not a general for primarily discussing MMA. MMA isn't even a secondary main topic. /heem/ is a special general
Michael Reed
He is 1-1 against 5'6" Matt Serra He tapped to strikes He fought the same group of guys twice and in some cases three times He fought a featherweight Last time he won inside the distance was against said featherweight 8 years ago He is boring and one dimensional that's why he wants to fight another boring one dimensional MW He would lose to Kamaru Usman in 2017
Do you want me to go on or is that too much facts?
Joseph Rodriguez
heem is for mma, street fights, thai box, contrarian box and knife fights if they were every broadcast on television.
what makes you think that? surely the amount of posts relevant to MMA in heem dont make you think that. i'd say heem is probably 40% mma related posts. probably one of the lowest on topic posts ratios of any general.
/heem/ will never be /mma/ general
Carter Thomas
>canuck poopoopeefags worse than weidwomanfags, delusional
>FITING LIKE STOK MAKET
Josiah Nguyen
List WWs that GSPEE would lose to in 2017. I'll start us off with an easy one.
Parker Bailey
i agree he loses to usman simply because i think he's busted and underskilled.
look at tito and penn in this day and age. why are we all assuming gsp will come back in dominick cruz type form.
Jeremiah Barnes
I'll take another obvious one
Hudson Ward
when is Hobbie Lawler going to fight? Is everything going to go downhill after that KO?
Ian Morris
GSP was just the jab and wreslter fuck master at the time but he wasn't by any mean the shit fighter you're implying he was, come on now.
Johnson vs Reis Namajunas vs Waterson Souza vs Whittaker Stephens vs Moicano Volkov vs Nelson (optional but will goof)
Connor Howard
Never said he was a bad fighter, just said he's boring and one dimensional and he'd lose to any top 10 WW today.
Bisping is the only guy bad enough that he can beat.
Jason Robinson
USA Donald Cerrone Cowboy 25–8 (1 NC) USA Robbie Lawler Ruthless 15–10 BRA Demian Maia 18–6 USA Carlos Condit The Natural Born Killer 12–6 USA Neil Magny 12–4 USA Jorge Masvidal Gamebred 11–5 USA Tyron Woodley (C) The Chosen One 10–3–1 USA Tim Means The Dirty Bird 8–5 (1 NC) USA Stephen Thompson Wonderboy 8–2–1 ISL Gunnar Nelson Gunni 7–2 BRA Alex Oliveira Cowboy 6–2 (1 NC) USA Colby Covington Chaos 6–1 GBR Leon Edwards Rocky 5–2 USA Sean Strickland Tarzan 5–2 BRA Vicente Luque The Silent Assassin 4–2 NGR Kamaru Usman The Nigerian Nightmare 5–0 GBR Darren Till 1–0–1
Bentley Moore
DJ Namajunas Souza Stephens
Justin Nelson
natty GOAT
Brandon Wood
Thompson, Maia, Woodley, Usman, Lawler
your post is meaningless because your stat is based on anecdotal evidence you pulled that number out of your ass heem yourself permanently, you miserable racebaiting hunk of shit you are the lowest form of human life
Julian Morgan
>racebaiting where?
Ian Campbell
Mighty Manlet Waterson Whittaker Stephens
Hunter Evans
khabib would beat him 8/10 times at minimum and you're a retarded casual if you think otherwise
Asher Rogers
croatia is the GOAT thiccposter
Owen Perez
you know where
Cameron Wilson
I said you implied it and prime GSP wouldn't lose to just any top 10, just no. Current GSP I have honestly no idea where he's at so maybe and Bisbong isn't a bad fighter either.
John Long
yeah thats what i thought. you've got pretyped responses ready to fire off. opinion discarded
Austin Gray
you do know where tho at least you aren't pretending otherwise
What current welterweights do you think a prime GSP would lose to? I would say Thompson, Woodley, and Maia.
I think Thompson wouldn't allow GSP to close the distance, piece him up on the feet, and make him desperately shoot in for poorly executed takedowns, Woodley would stuff his takedowns and land a bomb at some point in the fight, and Maia would soundly outgrapple him for a mid-late fight submission victory.
