12:30pm kick off.
Spuds: Lloris; Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies; Dier, Dembélé; Eriksen, Alli, Son; Kane.
>Subs: López, Janssen, Wanyama, Trippier, Sissoko, Onomah, Wimmer.
Mememouth: Boruc; A. Smith, Francis, S. Cook, Daniels; Stanislas, Arter, Wilshere, Pugh; King, Afobe.
>Subs: Allsop, Gradel, L. Cook, Fraser, Mings, Mousset, Cargill.
mr i only watch football
just need to remind people Tottenham are a club for plastics.
plub for clastics
4-0 Tottenham
the absolute state of the bournemouth bench
Fraser is the only decent one there
stream please?
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>A. Smith, Francis, S. Cook, Daniels
>this is still Mememouth's PL defense in 2017
You're replying to the proxy-posting Bristol Rovers supporter.
No team that comes out to Duel of the Fates will ever win the PL.
Anyone else see that sea of white faces in the crowd?
You don't see that at the Emirates lmao
Cook has most clearances in the league
What do Chelsea walk out to?
just tuned in
i think that wilshere and boruc will have great games, this kills the spurs title hope
that's just me tho, maybe a 1-1 game
>Wilshere (23')
>Son (74')
Gay weird flute music and then *clap clap clap clap - CHELSEA*
Very strange
Mars The Bringer of War, but all the instruments have been replaced by geezers saying CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA.
test
Kane should get a hair transplant now before it gets really bad.
>wilshere
>scoring
I'm balding more than Kane
Would Tottenham be in the top 6 if they had to play all their home PL games at Wembley?
TOTNUM OTSPUR
Getting a hair transplant midway through the balding process would be a terrible idea. He should just shave his head and grow a beard tbqh.
>wilshit
he's shit take him off
Free kick no?
> le english hairline
git rekt
>this fucking ref
+0.1 shekels deposited to his bank account
>hurrr durr every club not getting relegated is for plastics
Tripfag nonce
>the plastic doesn't understand
as expected
>he knows the name of individual star wars songs
Jesus Christ m8
That 190cm geezer is actually a nonce, someone pulled up the sex offenders register from where he lives and found him on there. I wouldn't engage him in conversation.
THis refball
>no foul for two shoves on Bournemouth players
>gives a foul for identical foul on yid
the FA are just desperate to help the spuds every way possible
After the derby I will watch your match. See you later.
>Eddie Meme
MOUSSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well done referee, give yourself a pat on the back you kike-loving cunt. what a fucking disgrace
Thank You Football Association. You are our GREATEST ally.
>eplel
>title "race" is russian mafia vs jews
I miss when this league was actually good.
COYS!!!
Tottenham are not supposed to be this consistent guys. The Tottenham I grew up with was flakey as fuck. This feels like a rewrite of their club identity.
Nah i think i got it
you mean last season?
I'm 193cm though you fucking manlet.
When is St. Arselington day coming?
you know fuck all about football
Why am i not surprised
>never win anything
>club for plastics
nigga...
Damn son
Is there anything more comfy than watching spurs dismantle relegation fodder at home
Tottenham absolutely savage right now
Shame the season is essentially over
son is fucking on fire at the minute
When a shit team fluked their way into winning the league because top teams are so poorly run?
same, it's why i never really believe we won't fuck everything away. too conditioned by decades of spursy-ness.
fuck
We should just own Totteringham, better for throwing back in their faces.
Also; the absolute state of Wilshere.
Bournemouth are a bit of a pointless team aren't they
why does it seem like spurs face midtable/relegation crap every week
I want Spurs to win the league
17-0
dubs confirm
son begging the handshake thing
isnt that standard for your country?
>I still don't rate Kane
placing bet now la'
love the gratuitously choreographed handshake celebrations
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Damn Spurs I like you and I wish we could help you out tomorrow but it just won't happen.
Reminder that the bookies had Tottenham -2 at evens
What excuse do you have for not doubling your money today?
You have the worst banter going. Why don't you just fuck off. You realise literally no-one wants you here?
because there's only like 4 teams that don't fit that description
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fucking hate spurs but would love to see them batter bournemouth 7 or 8 nil here
Because they've had the toughest schedule in the league up to now, so mostly bottom half sides and no top clubs are left.
I think 180 is.
>talking about the bet AFTER THE FACT
gay
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Took them at -1 la
always in contention
a pseudo plastic club
son is unironically the best forward in the EPL
just let that sink in lads
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>past 7 years
>always
Got a tough end to the season though.
Chelsea (FA Cup semi)
Palace A
Arsenal H
West Ham A
United H
Leicester A
Hull A
Do not engage 190cm in conversation
He is a convicted pedophile
I love meme setpieces like that.
alright mystic meg
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Only been in contention for a couple of seasons, m8. We've been mid to decent for ages.
Mou - 4chin
Pep - Leddit
this
replying to tripfaggotry should give a free ban tbqh
I don't want to complain about success but it sure is annoying smashing all these teams and looking like a league winning side and never actually having a chance of winning
has anyone ever met a bournemouth fan IRL before? they're such a boring club I wish they weren't in the PL
Elite opinion: Spurs play better football than Chelsea and have been more impressive
got em at 7/4
just need lukaku to lukaku smash now
palace away - potential to fuck up but should get at least a point there
arsenal home - perfect time to play them, easy 3 points
west ham away - always do good against wet sham easy 3 points
united at home - probably a draw since borinho will park the bus as per usual
leicester away - their season will be over after getting dry bummed out the champo by atletico so easy 3 points
hull away - we could play with 7 players and still win that game 3 points
easy 14 points imo
Their fans live in Bournemouth. Duh.
>boring manager
>shit and boring players
>based in fucking bournemouth
hope they go down next season 2bh
too many draws early in the season and a once-in-a-decade league performance by chelsea
>inb4 muh stats
they are the true champions even if the table doesn't reflect it
reminder that chelsea DNB is at roughly EVS, if youre interested in doubling your money again