/nfl/ - NFL GENERAL TODD HEAP EDITION

Todd Heap kills daughter in accident

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Beep beep beep here comes Heap

>ratbird fans

He and Ralph Wilson were the only ones who voted against the Browns being stolen by Baltimore.

Much respect and condolences to his family and friends. And I don't say that about Steelers lightly.

First for Cowboys

>we can run Jameis' name through the ground without even knowing if he actually did anything and that's okay
>no we can't let people know that Todd Heap killed his daughter with his truck when we actually know for sure he did it

what was the original title?

First tray walker and now this
Niggerbirds players shouldn't be allowed to operate motor vehicles

Heap clearly ran over his daughter to conjure up sympathy shekels. Most nfl players run out of money within the first few years of retirement. Either that or he really is too stupid to operate a simple vehicle due to the massive CTE trauma to his head. Both are equally likely.

>ratbirds in charge of driving

>Ben is alive after his motorcycle accident

Why is this world so cruel?

Todd Heap was a pretty good TE desu

Todd Heap was one of the best Tight Ends in recent years. I think what really made him great were his blocking skills. I mean, you have him as a lead blocker on a stretch play, BAM! Crushes the defender. Hits like a truck.

He's catchphrase after a big hit on a defender was "who's your daddy?"

>Hits like a truck

What did they mean by this

his* goddamn, working on saturdays damages your brains on the long run

but seriously, I kinda feel bad him and Derrick Mason never won an owl with Baltimore

Is that Eli Manning commiting sudoku?

The cowboys team bus killed 2 people last year

not surprising, desu

Guys. A little girl died. This isn't like a nigger Hernandez killed or some Instagram whore being choked.

An innocent little girl died by stupidity. It's depressing.

>Reddit-americans

god I love maddenposting

A child died?

Lets bomb Assad!!!

why cant raven players stop killing people?

>Instagram whore being choked.
?

You need human sacrifices to win championships

something to do with Ronaldo? not the fat one

A sane and compassionate individual on 4 Chan? Good luck, lad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Woodfield
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Chmura
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Sharper

>Baltimurder

Worst city tbqh

Children are a dime a dozen.

What Ravens fans were talking shit about Winston?

>woodfield
never a packer
>chmura
fucking bitches=/= literally murdering a child
>sharper
viking/saint

nice try murder apologist

Woodfield was a packer, Chmura is a fucking rapist and Sharper was drafted by the Fudge Packers and is most remembered by everyone over 21 as a Packer.

All committed their crimes with intent, unlike Todd Heap having an accident with a vehicle

He's talking about the media outlets.

>So Cleveland Browns:

Passed on gem Dak,

Passed on SB winner Russell Wilson,

Passed on my nigga Wentz,

Passed on my Christian alpha Carr,

Instead they have taken washouts Manziel and dud RG3.

And now to makeup for their shit QB selection history, shit actual some criminals front office, revolving door of coaches every 2 years, and now they're actually looking to pass on Myles Garrett, and instead pick Deshaun Watson QB for their #1 Draft pick...

Are they the most retarded pro sports franchise in America, or just the NFL?

Carson Wentz was at most a late 2nd round or early 3rd round caliber type of QB

To be fair, most QB needy teams passed on both Wilson and Carr.

Wentz and Dak are meh.

>dak meh
>the headless shanty town of mexico

>Dak has God tier OL
>Top 4 young RB
>Still chokes against fudge packers defense

Jerry and garrett wanted Wentz at 4 you sperg

>A borderline retarded redneck mows down his offspring
>depressing

More like it's improvement.

>wentz and dak are meh

Wouldn't have wasted a high pick on him, good fit for the Cowboys, tho.

>Wentz
>not meh
animesmugface.tiff

That was a fake out to make the bad teams get the over hyped QBs so cowboys could get Zeke

>Wouldn't have wasted a high pick on him
He was a 1st round talent that got picked in the 4th round by the Cowboys

>4D chess
you really are braindead

>leaked Cowboys wa rroom photo that got leaked a week or two before draft day
>other teams scooping up players before the Cowboys that were on said photo that got leaked
>raiders even scooped up Hackenberg
>Cowboys made off with three 1st round talent players in that draft

4D Chess indeed.

It's not the first time we see a young QB doing well on a team with an already top of the line Oline.

It was a good pick for the Cowboys, but the Zeke pick was more crucial than Dak.

I think he also means that theres more to it than Dak just having a good oline (even though they still aren't the best against a blitz yet and aren't the best at pass protection)

Dak has shown more NFL ready QB instincts in his first year than any other QB in the draft class. He isn't forcing throws like other raw QBs. He is moving defenses around like a 5 year veteran.

It's more to it to Dak than the o-line. He legit is an all around best QB in that draft class

Yes I'm sure arabs drowning in the Mediterranean is much more heartbreaking. Europeans really are cucked.

Maybe "meh" wasn't the right word, maybe I just put Wilson and Carr on a higher tier. He's certainly decent, which is hard to come by.

I still think teams like Browns or Rams had more important things to draft than a QB.

only thing Carr has over Dak is more years in the league.
>I still think teams like Browns or Rams had more important things to draft than a QB.
Not arguing that, i agree with you

>Trump orders missile strike on Arizona driveway after innocent child death

Half time of the first game of the Spring League!!!

West 10, East 0.

Yeah well the Browns have passed on 4 franchise, or potential/actual OWL winners, for shit instead.

And now ro make up for the clown office they seem like, they have it in their minds to pass on the likely best NFL player THIS draft Myles Garrett, for a college babby QB Deshaun Watson who is mainly hyped up and many say not NFL ready right now. Not even the best potential NFL QB this class probably.

link? I cant find it

I think the media is memeing with the whole "Browns considering taking Watson/Trubisky with their first pick".

it's only on their jewbook page. i haven't got the video play longer for a few seconds tho

spybook The-Spring-League-1834445640167210/#

fuck. thanks anyways man.
>Roddy White retires
sad!
Im always gonna cherish yelling out roddy WHITE POWER every time he got a catch in a crowded bar while he was on my fantasy team while my black falcons buddy did the nazi salute

i turned the quality down all the way and now it seems to work.

McCleod Bethel-Thompson 8-10 passing with a TD.

Ben Tate 7 carries 60 yards

thoughts on the lions new uniforms?

I am in a minority that likes the dark grays

pics

>Raiders trade Derek Carr and a 2nd for Marshawn Lynch and Russell Wilson

I believe it

Browns recent history shows they are that retarded from top to bottom.

I have a feeling their embarrassing QB failures and QB draft passes are going to cause the owner or GM to overcompensate and select the lib media swag hype that is Deshaun Watson.

And pass on sure thing Garett.

Remember, they also have a Baseball executive fuking up their org with BS that does not translate to NFL football.

That fat jew nigga in Moneyball film I think.

Browns pick executives like they do QBs.

They might as well pick a manager of Cricket or Rugby next to manage that team only for a year, before they fire him, and hire a soccer manager from the Premier league.

taking Trubisky at #1 would be the most Browns-esque possibility, at least Watson started for more than one year and can lean on a natty trophy

taking Garret is best choice, taking a QB is bad choice, taking Trubisky is worst possible choice

It's a pretty good cover story for child murdering, good on Heap for being so clever

Eagles fans, everyone

So has Wentz actually fixed his Tebow-tier throwing motion?

Or should I just not bother watching this season?

DAUGHTER-KILLING VEHICLE POWER RANKINGS
1. U-Haul™ trucks
2. 6-wheelers
3. Pick-up trucks.
4. SUVs
5. horse chariots
6. Prius
7. compact cars
POWER GAP
8. Smart Cars

>No forklift

>Smart car presumably above forklift

>implying the average American™ has access to a forklift

How else would your mother get around?

>5.horse chariots

They took off Millen black
I'm all for it

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howie PLEASE

you'll have to trade up

Fuck

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man steelers still have the most rings and I say this as a chargers fan

>not a diamond dozen
You had one job senpai

eagles have much more success when trading up under howie, so that would be good

trade-ups:
>Jeremy Maclin
>Brandon Graham
>Fletcher Cox
>Carson Wentz

non trade-ups:
>Danny Watkins
>Marcus Smith (wanted to trade up but couldn't)
>Nelson Agholor

the only good player we've drafted in the first in the last 7-8 years that we didn't trade up for was lane johnson, and we were already the 3rd overall pick.

By the time Brady retires they'll be tied with him for 6

it was an accident and a child so I don't think he'll get a statue

maybe a plaque?

>Wentz
>Good

Yeah yeah we get it, muh receivers, muh drops, "That throw into triple coverage was Agholor's fault"

>his* goddamn
you pronounce it "he's" anyway

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please tell me this is areal post

you seem very upset, for some reason

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I wish

Browns should draft Garrett at #1 and Foster at #13 then drop a 2nd round pick on a corner (Jones/King)

Emulate what the Seahawks did in 2010/2011 and load up on defense with these insanely high picks then go find a QB because the ones in this draft are absolute garbage

That defense alone with Shelton would be quite competitive

>beautiful babies

WHERE'S THE MOAB

I don't care how many gimmicks they give pikachu

Raichu is better

Everyone knows what they SHOULD do. The only thing stopping the Browns from killing this draft is them being the fucking Browns and actually considering Trubitchsky.

>Raichu
>not superior Jolteon or even Electrode
Don't they also have another top 20 pick? They could easily pick another "top" QB with that.