Official Southampton vs Manchester City match thread 1

Starts in 2 bongs and 20 bings

I predict this match thread will not even reach 300

It might do. It's not a 3:00pm kick off. If Southampton take the lead we'll get some good ol' RING RING posting.

pathetic

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stop making this thread about me, it's about City (and southampton)

>Bravo, Clichy, Kompany (c), Otamendi, Fernandinho, Toure, Sane, Silva, De Bruyne, Navas, Aguero

>bravo

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>bings
*rings

pos

What's with this not starting Sterling meme all of a sudden

Reminder he lied about bedding over 200 women (god forgive him)

Nice reference to the culture responsible for "your" club's "relevancy"

How many goals will Gabbiadini get on his return from injury?

I predict at least 5

>lied

>it's a manchester city win 3-0 and the match thread gets 160 posts episode

what a joke of a club

>City doesn't have the number of bandwagoners United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool have on a/sp/ies
Good, walk on proxyfag pretending to be a slant eye

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I will delete that post and this one later to compound the pathetic post count this thread gets.

It's such a childish lie it makes me actually feel awkward for you.

>Bravo playing

LMAO

someone give me a quick rundown on this meme

DUTCH MAN CITY BANDWAGONNER

'nuff said

Pep is a jerk, didn't want to take a selfie with that kid.

200 women say otherwise

Gabiadini looks like an owl

don´t get it.. he was one of their best players for a month and a half and then, DROPPED

that is because he is one

pep has always hated niggers

I'm going to watch the game, so no posting for me until the half

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is van dijk a meme?

literally never seen him play well

or play

>actually watching the game
people do this? football is fucking rubbish mate

the weirdest thing is that he's suddenly playing navas in every game though

>select imagess with a bus
>fahrt man bus

Isn't putting a VR headset on an ostrich animal cruelty?

He's a ball-playing defender. ie. a lanky cunt who wasn't good enough to play in midfield and who takes unnecessary risks at the back to prove that he is a modern all-round CB.

Having said that, he's pretty good.

He's been ded all year

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Depends what you show it

What the fuck. Never seen these before.

He's a diabetes snack connoisseur mate, probably got them on the deep web.

>no Easter Egg

You can't call it a Easter Egg, you'll upset the pakis.

>aubrey the strawberry

clever, very clever

fuck theresa may

Only if you're a mong who pronounces it strawbree and not straw-berry

>city has 0 (zero) english players in their squad

>no Pebbles

Sad!

Fuck off northern scum

why is this allowed?

>PRAY4/sp/

i will reiterate: it is very, very clever

>not strobbery

Because having english players is racist

Why are the saints fans singing the Spurs song?

>tfw le poacher man gets 3 for da mancs

brexit will fix it mate.

m8 get down the liberry and learn some knowledge

It's stråbury

Gladly.

Meet me for a scrap Jerome and leave your mandem back in Brixton

is the man going to kick the ball in the net?

they're trying to be a big club by copying one, only this is they're trying to copy fucking spurs

We are so much better than Chelsea

>Meet me for a scrap

Keklicious

Hence the league table looks how it does, and they've taken 6 points off >you

>>city has 0 (zero) english players in their squad

Sterling
Stones
Delph
Gunn
Adarabioyo

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Where is Ian Igneous?

>Adarabioyo
Good English name there.

no.72 on the bench m8

>Sterling
>'generic nigerian name #362'
>english

mallows are disgusting

>11 minutes in

Feels like I've been watching this shit for half an hour.

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>actually watching the match
I'm watching ASMR videos desu.

What is he thinking?

Halfback passes to center, back to wing, back to center, center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!

About Joe Hart.

Last 2 digits the minute Kompany injured again

What does Sane do?

>tfw don't support Spurs

Fuck my parents for not living in London

>dat soton attack
>dat horrible dfinish

football is a pretty shit sport when you think about it

You got a scarecrow fetish mate?

>Tadic
Jesus Christ lad.

Be the best winger in the prem

I like listening to them during boring matches.

How come the Arsenal, Liverpool, and Man United subreddits all have 40,000 subscribers, but Man City only have 10,000? Is it because they don't have any real fans?

How many goals is Gabiadinni scoring today?

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Who's your asmrfu lad?

Nah, I just want to dominate women in power.

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Run a lot and lose the ball

Reddit is full of amerifats

Amerifats support either Manure or Arsenal

haven't been good for long enough to get a significant bandwagon following

>city has the ball
>hang onto it and make everything terribly boring

>soton get the ball
>instant excitement

>pep
>ever