Be me

>Be me
>Femanon
>7/10, 8 if your type is skinny with brown hair
>Aspie as fuck
>Yes, mother nature made an aspie hot girl
>RIP me and the poor souls that lay in my path
>Guy I don't know chases me down
>"Hey!"
>Keep walking, assume he isn't talking to me
>Again, friendless aspie
>Guy catches up to me with man legs
>"Oh... Hi..."
>FYI fem aspies are usually pretty good at faking social competence through mimicry
>To an extent
>"I'm Jack"
>Technically some other generic name
>Boy is very cute but seems a bit aspie himself
>"Hi, I'm user!"
>Overly excited because aspie AF
>"Where u headed"
>"Class, you?"
>"I'm headed to get your number..."
>I mean... It's not, not smooth?
>"Sorry, I don't date."
>Don't date because Aspie
>Hate human touch
>"Oh"
>MFW I hurt another male through being aspie hot girl
>Guy follows me to the elevator even though he was headed in a different direction
>Break into aspie sweats
>please no more social interaction, please
>Another guy I've previously turned down is standing by the elevator
>Go to university with 15,000 people
>MFW unintentional eye contact occurs
>"Yeah, I don't date because I'm an asocial weirdo..."
>Jake says "I don't believe that"
>"No, she's right"
>Thanks for white knighting and insulting me at the same time, other guy
>Walk into elevator with other guy
>Watch Jake's face seep away self esteem
>MFW I'm a garbage person
>MFW I can't be liked by everyone and avoid deep connections simultaneously
>MFW being polite despite wanting to rip my hair out

More, or notrelatable.exe?

changing the picture you use doesn't make this 'hur dur mfw femanon' shitposting any better OP, it just means you got past my filter

MFW you hurt my fee feez

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sexist piece of shit gtfo

MFW pedophile humor circa 2007

Tits or u lie

I'm not sexist I'm actually a femautist sorry for perpetuating stereotypes

(o)(o)

U R Welcome

go back to tumblr

"perpetuating stereotypes" was said ironically, faggot
MFW I don't want to draw another face

Sexist af, get the fuck out. Don't even want your tits

>MFW Sup Forums is accusing me of sexism
>MFW Sup Forums is full of triggered PC babies
>MFW more aspie sweats

You sound nice.
Seriously.

It's a Jewish deception

True, so leave. Stop being a bully, you've made your point exceedingly clear

More.

We're gonna need a heaping dosage of tits with a time stamp

Suck a choad choadmeister

Go on.
Totally relatable.

>Dosage of tits
>virgin.dnd

>the draw
>green text blogging
>ironically femautist
thats basically tumblr tier

I can't see where this is going... You are in "the Spectrum" and are turning down guys. Soooo..?

>"Doctor, we're losing him, what do we do??"
>"The man needs 20cc of titties, ASAP"

>guys im literally hot BUT ALSO A LOSER JUST LIKE YOU BELIEVE ME
OP

>MFW I'm actually an empty sack performing as nice
>thanks for the possibly sarcastic brown-nosing anyway

Proove it...

Femanon threads are always top tier autism
Never change/stop being spergs /b

No, I'm not a loser like you. I'm a hot loser

You know the rules

It's really bad hurting people's feelings when you care about everyone's feelings

>8 if your type is skinny with brown hair
Yes.

>Don't date because Aspie
Okay. Want an interest friend?
What's a hobby that interests you?
I study a few things.
Language, networking, automotive.
I work for an ISP called Valnet.
I do play some games.
I mean, I'm human and do have some regular human interests besides studying.

And no, I'm not being sarcastic.
You sound like an interesting person to me.
Every other response so far to this thread is almost the same.
You, so far, have been different.
And not another pleb.

Ngl, do you even have aspergers. What you described seems like the full blown autisms.
Have like 4bfriends who have ass burgers for reference.

b-but this is how I imagine I'll stop being a virgin? One day I'll marry a perfect quirky wife from a Sup Forums thread you wait and see

cloth off open bob

I'm this guy As of the DSM 5, the symptoms of Aspergers have been merged into the Autistic spectum.

Aspergers is now defined as High-Functioning Autism.

But many Aspies still call themselves Aspies and there has been some debate over whether or not these should be merged.

The European guide for disorders, for example, has not merged these.

>he believes he's talking to an actual female

This thread cannot defeat Airman.

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**Spectrum..

I cannot stand Typos.

No, no. Always adhere to
G.uy
I.n
R.eal
L.ife

Until proven otherwise.

But, cool person seems cool.

if you're hot dont need to worry being a aspie, is a normal thing that can happen, just don't loose it to much at one point when you're getting older and loosing your beauty, without a good partner that can give you company or if were into, maybe kids too

Being in Europe myself...... Tbh I can relate to most people with asperges cos Im pretty damn borderline myself. You know your going places when to fix social anxiety you watch the popular kids from far away and copy thier moves (unsuccessfully)

if you're actually hot and aspie grill, you'll most likely find some chad who won't take no for an answer and eventually just settle with him.

it's a timeless equation.


game sux
ff @ 15

Ah, I love languages. I'm studying Mandarin and Arabic right now. I love drawing, reading, and tabletop RPGs... I play some vidya but I'm a filthy casual to be honest.

Other interests are basic femme shit like fashion and makeup...

But I hate human interaction past small talk and one-off conversations to be honest.

Yeah but I kind of just want to die alone

anymore stories op, guy but similar issues with girls obviously hitting on me but dont know how to respond. I hoesntly dont even know im not really attractive

It's time for you to feel the blunt.

You're one of the worst things to exist. And no, I'm not joking. People like you disrupt, distress and damage every social circle you step on. It'd be nice if you kys but that goes against the nature to virulent threats.

It's especially bad with women too. Men will just become recluses and stay at home, but women will just infect other social circles like succubi.

Then whats the issue?

>not enough attention from chads
>Sup Forums is my personal diary
>mommy and daddy didn't pay attention to me

pick at least 2/3 of these and you've got OP's reasons for posting this garbage on Sup Forums

damn shame that people are actually talking to this bitch without getting tits and timestamp first

Right.. I could probably add Psychology to that list.

Funny, my sister became a Psychologist and I followed electronics.

She never expressed an interest, and I almost went into Psychology.

heh
Social crap is secondary to me.
Functionality above all else.

Awesome.

I, as many humans do, also enjoy reading.
My languages (that I study and am trying for fluency in) are Spanish, German, and Japanese.

Japanese has seriously been the easiest so far to learn from scratch due to the massive amount of content to keep me into it. I can read, listen, and recite, well. I just don't have anyone to actually talk to...

Spanish I got into when I was younger and can read it reasonably well. I can also hear it impressively well for how little it happens. But I struggle to bring words to mind and speak it. Though it's also been like 2 years since I've had vocal interaction in Spanish.

German is great for my automotive hobby. Rally and the Nürburgring are life. Also I fucking love German. It's so goddamn functional with a beautiful sound.

Oh, I know, that was literally the whole point of this. I'm a shitty person

But I'm not in any social circles, technically. I go to school and go home. I've never been to a party in my life. Outside of small talk I don't interact with people... So... Yeah...

I'm a bad person that hurts other people by just existing in public

Except here, on this mongolian basket weaving forum?

But I can barely read German..
Very little content and use pop into my life.

Your language interests sound awesome too.
What do you like about them?
Which is your favourite?

>and tabletop RPGs
OH YEAH!! I play D&D.
My coworkers and I do a whole thing every week.

DAMN IT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ARMENIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM, SORRY GUYS

Right? Again the issue being? If you care, fix it, if you dont then dont. Also actively hurting people makes you shitty, so far you haven't described that.

then make yourself disgusting /thread

kys cunt

Sorry, Erdogan got that one last week, apparently it never existed though.

Honestly I love languages that a lot of people consider difficult. Playing around with sentence structure and completely different writing systems make me swoon.
I love both, honestly, so much fun. I'm interested in learning Russian, Korean, and German in the future.

I play Pathfinder right now but I got into D&D first. What edition do you play?

But how do I fix it? I'm not going to gain fifty pounds or shave my head just because guys keep asking me out. I love school so I can't be 100% hermit. What should I do?

...

Not yet, sorry. I'm on zoloft and it makes me not want to die, unfortunately

I did play 3.5 but my DM just decided to rondomly upgrade to 5e and man...
Some headaches where had.

oh fuck yes

ugh..
*ran...domnly

Not going to happen I'm a "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" aspie obsessed with Korean fashion. Miniskirts everyday, honestly fuck me (not that way) I suck

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

NO N!

trips of faggotry checked

post body pics, let us judge you and make your self worth zero

do you camwhore by any chance? sorry you just look like it

>Being a woman that doesn't show tits
>Having an opinion

Pick one

Nice double dubs. Easiest way to fix it would be find someone who you would be ok talking to. Real life preferred, but skype or discord 7s good. Literally give that shit a google.

Let's be aspie together

>no pics
Why the fuck should anybody give a shit?

Unfortunately no, I'm not money-hungry enough. I do tutor, though!
I don't take selfies but my measurements are 36-25-39. I'm trying to get my waist to 24 inches.

why are you guys talking to this whore she didnt even post her tits

(o)(o)

>I don't take selfies
abandon thread bois, barren land ahead

It's only tits+timestamp if she uses her gender to get attention or whatnot. More or less it's just a greenest about autism

I'm a virgin bc aspie and here,
(o)(o)
MFW I'm a fallen woman, such indecency...

I can totally relate to this being a hot being aspie. I have rejected so much hoties only because i dont feel safe. But at the same Time I'm like James bond at Omegle. Soo no regrets. Because i always get 10/10 european grills

will u marry me tho?

>tranny faggot pretending to be a qt3.14
Get the fuck out of here.

I hate human touch and spending extended amounts of time with the same person. You deserve better

May I clean your house and cook your food for you?

but i love u

As a female, if a guy likes you basically you own him. You get to be weird/unreasonable/unpredictable/dissociative and you are still desirable. Tell him he can eat you out as long as he doesn't make eye contact or try to talk to you. He will say yes, they all will, I would

this

You sound like you have some weird dominatrix fetish/fantasies or you have your relationship wires crossed.

Not all men are like that. Took me a couple of gfs to learn.

Learn to not fuck crazy. Take care of yourself and stand up for yourself. Don't bullshit, be honest and don't take any stupid dogshit nonsense from a woman.

There are plenty of girls out there.

Woops poor reading comprehension, you're a girl.

Either way, not all guys are like that and my points still stand for women. Don't take shit from men and don't bullshit them.

do you never heard about samefagging?

this. no pics, this girl's an ugly, aspie tranny.

Dad died and mother never taught me anything about relationships. I'm a Wizard next year and my worship has turned to Rott. That advice was from the old me. I don't worship anymore...

I got Limbergers Syndrome AMA

No I'm a boy :/

>implying the first thing she said wasn't "femanon here" to guarantee replies
fuck off faggot

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>Be me
>Last year, spring semester
>4.0 GPA baby, maintaining that shit
>Taking a course on India
>Professor famously strict
>(Female professor FYI)
>Actually wants kids to
>You Know
>Think Critically
>Almost everyone is failing
>Tests require textbook knowledge and actually knowing how to contextualize and analyze
>I'm pulling 100% on every test
>One guy who's pulling 95%
>Attempting to vibe with me
>Oho we're both
>Hon Hon Aspie Intellectuals
>He asks me to lunch in front of ten people
>I can't say no
> I PAY FOR MY OWN LUNCH BECAUSE NO
>This will not be a date
>We have literally a ton of shit in common
>Similar interests
>He's really funny and nice
>He's fat which I mean
>Not dating anyone regardless but
>Eh
>He's obese
>Having a conversation over lunch
>He starts talking about past relationships
>He's bisexual
>Last relationship was a triad
>Ok. Ok. Ok.
>He asks me about my relationships.
>"Uh, I've never dated anyone."
>"It's ok, user, we can take it slow."
>aspie sweats
>"Oh."
>"I'm sorry, I just, I don't date."
>"I'm emotionally void, I really, really can't."
>He looks so sad.
>I'm about to cry.
>I don't cry though because I'm not a pussy
>"I... I thought we had a connection..."
>"I've got to work on a project bye."
>speedwalk.exe
>Never talk to him again
>Thankfully this happened on the last day of class
>Live in fear of running into him again
>MFW "connection" even though we've only talked once
>MFW I will never get the pros to human connection

Ah, sorry, forgot pic

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