>Be me >Femanon >7/10, 8 if your type is skinny with brown hair >Aspie as fuck >Yes, mother nature made an aspie hot girl >RIP me and the poor souls that lay in my path >Guy I don't know chases me down >"Hey!" >Keep walking, assume he isn't talking to me >Again, friendless aspie >Guy catches up to me with man legs >"Oh... Hi..." >FYI fem aspies are usually pretty good at faking social competence through mimicry >To an extent >"I'm Jack" >Technically some other generic name >Boy is very cute but seems a bit aspie himself >"Hi, I'm user!" >Overly excited because aspie AF >"Where u headed" >"Class, you?" >"I'm headed to get your number..." >I mean... It's not, not smooth? >"Sorry, I don't date." >Don't date because Aspie >Hate human touch >"Oh" >MFW I hurt another male through being aspie hot girl >Guy follows me to the elevator even though he was headed in a different direction >Break into aspie sweats >please no more social interaction, please >Another guy I've previously turned down is standing by the elevator >Go to university with 15,000 people >MFW unintentional eye contact occurs >"Yeah, I don't date because I'm an asocial weirdo..." >Jake says "I don't believe that" >"No, she's right" >Thanks for white knighting and insulting me at the same time, other guy >Walk into elevator with other guy >Watch Jake's face seep away self esteem >MFW I'm a garbage person >MFW I can't be liked by everyone and avoid deep connections simultaneously >MFW being polite despite wanting to rip my hair out
More, or notrelatable.exe?
Brayden Johnson
changing the picture you use doesn't make this 'hur dur mfw femanon' shitposting any better OP, it just means you got past my filter
Jacob Green
MFW you hurt my fee feez
Dominic Wilson
...
Jaxon Edwards
sexist piece of shit gtfo
Henry Cooper
MFW pedophile humor circa 2007
Parker Howard
Tits or u lie
David Myers
I'm not sexist I'm actually a femautist sorry for perpetuating stereotypes
Nicholas Turner
(o)(o)
U R Welcome
Elijah Morris
go back to tumblr
Luis Roberts
"perpetuating stereotypes" was said ironically, faggot MFW I don't want to draw another face
Joshua Gutierrez
Sexist af, get the fuck out. Don't even want your tits
Justin Sullivan
>MFW Sup Forums is accusing me of sexism >MFW Sup Forums is full of triggered PC babies >MFW more aspie sweats
Oliver Lee
You sound nice. Seriously.
Nicholas Hill
It's a Jewish deception
Dominic Adams
True, so leave. Stop being a bully, you've made your point exceedingly clear
Alexander Thompson
More.
Sebastian Cruz
We're gonna need a heaping dosage of tits with a time stamp
I can't see where this is going... You are in "the Spectrum" and are turning down guys. Soooo..?
Thomas Lewis
>"Doctor, we're losing him, what do we do??" >"The man needs 20cc of titties, ASAP"
Anthony Watson
>guys im literally hot BUT ALSO A LOSER JUST LIKE YOU BELIEVE ME OP
Mason Collins
>MFW I'm actually an empty sack performing as nice >thanks for the possibly sarcastic brown-nosing anyway
Brayden Morris
Proove it...
Michael Brown
Femanon threads are always top tier autism Never change/stop being spergs /b
Lucas Bell
No, I'm not a loser like you. I'm a hot loser
Gavin Williams
You know the rules
Cameron Taylor
It's really bad hurting people's feelings when you care about everyone's feelings
Colton Miller
>8 if your type is skinny with brown hair Yes.
>Don't date because Aspie Okay. Want an interest friend? What's a hobby that interests you? I study a few things. Language, networking, automotive. I work for an ISP called Valnet. I do play some games. I mean, I'm human and do have some regular human interests besides studying.
And no, I'm not being sarcastic. You sound like an interesting person to me. Every other response so far to this thread is almost the same. You, so far, have been different. And not another pleb.
Kevin Wilson
Ngl, do you even have aspergers. What you described seems like the full blown autisms. Have like 4bfriends who have ass burgers for reference.
Juan Morales
b-but this is how I imagine I'll stop being a virgin? One day I'll marry a perfect quirky wife from a Sup Forums thread you wait and see
Joseph Nelson
cloth off open bob
Kevin Peterson
I'm this guy As of the DSM 5, the symptoms of Aspergers have been merged into the Autistic spectum.
Aspergers is now defined as High-Functioning Autism.
But many Aspies still call themselves Aspies and there has been some debate over whether or not these should be merged.
The European guide for disorders, for example, has not merged these.
if you're hot dont need to worry being a aspie, is a normal thing that can happen, just don't loose it to much at one point when you're getting older and loosing your beauty, without a good partner that can give you company or if were into, maybe kids too
Ryder Perez
Being in Europe myself...... Tbh I can relate to most people with asperges cos Im pretty damn borderline myself. You know your going places when to fix social anxiety you watch the popular kids from far away and copy thier moves (unsuccessfully)
Jeremiah Campbell
if you're actually hot and aspie grill, you'll most likely find some chad who won't take no for an answer and eventually just settle with him.
it's a timeless equation.
game sux ff @ 15
Brody Hill
Ah, I love languages. I'm studying Mandarin and Arabic right now. I love drawing, reading, and tabletop RPGs... I play some vidya but I'm a filthy casual to be honest.
Other interests are basic femme shit like fashion and makeup...
But I hate human interaction past small talk and one-off conversations to be honest.
Dominic Gutierrez
Yeah but I kind of just want to die alone
Jeremiah Young
anymore stories op, guy but similar issues with girls obviously hitting on me but dont know how to respond. I hoesntly dont even know im not really attractive
Jacob Thomas
It's time for you to feel the blunt.
You're one of the worst things to exist. And no, I'm not joking. People like you disrupt, distress and damage every social circle you step on. It'd be nice if you kys but that goes against the nature to virulent threats.
Juan Powell
It's especially bad with women too. Men will just become recluses and stay at home, but women will just infect other social circles like succubi.
Lincoln Sullivan
Then whats the issue?
Lucas Green
>not enough attention from chads >Sup Forums is my personal diary >mommy and daddy didn't pay attention to me
pick at least 2/3 of these and you've got OP's reasons for posting this garbage on Sup Forums
Isaac Watson
damn shame that people are actually talking to this bitch without getting tits and timestamp first
Jose Perez
Right.. I could probably add Psychology to that list.
Funny, my sister became a Psychologist and I followed electronics.
She never expressed an interest, and I almost went into Psychology.
heh Social crap is secondary to me. Functionality above all else.
Awesome.
I, as many humans do, also enjoy reading. My languages (that I study and am trying for fluency in) are Spanish, German, and Japanese.
Japanese has seriously been the easiest so far to learn from scratch due to the massive amount of content to keep me into it. I can read, listen, and recite, well. I just don't have anyone to actually talk to...
Spanish I got into when I was younger and can read it reasonably well. I can also hear it impressively well for how little it happens. But I struggle to bring words to mind and speak it. Though it's also been like 2 years since I've had vocal interaction in Spanish.
German is great for my automotive hobby. Rally and the Nürburgring are life. Also I fucking love German. It's so goddamn functional with a beautiful sound.
Daniel Gray
Oh, I know, that was literally the whole point of this. I'm a shitty person
But I'm not in any social circles, technically. I go to school and go home. I've never been to a party in my life. Outside of small talk I don't interact with people... So... Yeah...
Austin Cook
I'm a bad person that hurts other people by just existing in public
Mason Stewart
Except here, on this mongolian basket weaving forum?
Jack Perry
But I can barely read German.. Very little content and use pop into my life.
Your language interests sound awesome too. What do you like about them? Which is your favourite?
>and tabletop RPGs OH YEAH!! I play D&D. My coworkers and I do a whole thing every week.
Jason Martin
DAMN IT I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ARMENIAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM, SORRY GUYS
Charles Sanchez
Right? Again the issue being? If you care, fix it, if you dont then dont. Also actively hurting people makes you shitty, so far you haven't described that.
Liam Brooks
then make yourself disgusting /thread
Hunter Davis
kys cunt
Lucas Taylor
Sorry, Erdogan got that one last week, apparently it never existed though.
William Williams
Honestly I love languages that a lot of people consider difficult. Playing around with sentence structure and completely different writing systems make me swoon. I love both, honestly, so much fun. I'm interested in learning Russian, Korean, and German in the future.
I play Pathfinder right now but I got into D&D first. What edition do you play?
Thomas Myers
But how do I fix it? I'm not going to gain fifty pounds or shave my head just because guys keep asking me out. I love school so I can't be 100% hermit. What should I do?
Zachary Sullivan
...
Parker Bennett
Not yet, sorry. I'm on zoloft and it makes me not want to die, unfortunately
Tyler Moore
I did play 3.5 but my DM just decided to rondomly upgrade to 5e and man... Some headaches where had.
Jayden Perez
oh fuck yes
Christian Foster
ugh.. *ran...domnly
Austin Rodriguez
Not going to happen I'm a "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" aspie obsessed with Korean fashion. Miniskirts everyday, honestly fuck me (not that way) I suck
Camden Bell
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!
NO N!
Asher Williams
trips of faggotry checked
Nathaniel Flores
post body pics, let us judge you and make your self worth zero
Jordan Cooper
do you camwhore by any chance? sorry you just look like it
Xavier Williams
>Being a woman that doesn't show tits >Having an opinion
Pick one
Wyatt Allen
Nice double dubs. Easiest way to fix it would be find someone who you would be ok talking to. Real life preferred, but skype or discord 7s good. Literally give that shit a google.
Nolan Johnson
Let's be aspie together
Lincoln Jackson
>no pics Why the fuck should anybody give a shit?
Luke Rodriguez
Unfortunately no, I'm not money-hungry enough. I do tutor, though! I don't take selfies but my measurements are 36-25-39. I'm trying to get my waist to 24 inches.
Jayden Thompson
why are you guys talking to this whore she didnt even post her tits
Charles Garcia
(o)(o)
Bentley Gonzalez
>I don't take selfies abandon thread bois, barren land ahead
Noah Price
It's only tits+timestamp if she uses her gender to get attention or whatnot. More or less it's just a greenest about autism
William Kelly
I'm a virgin bc aspie and here, (o)(o) MFW I'm a fallen woman, such indecency...
Nathan Rodriguez
I can totally relate to this being a hot being aspie. I have rejected so much hoties only because i dont feel safe. But at the same Time I'm like James bond at Omegle. Soo no regrets. Because i always get 10/10 european grills
Robert Morris
will u marry me tho?
Charles Butler
>tranny faggot pretending to be a qt3.14 Get the fuck out of here.
Xavier Morris
I hate human touch and spending extended amounts of time with the same person. You deserve better
Luke Moore
May I clean your house and cook your food for you?
Jackson Price
but i love u
Benjamin Walker
As a female, if a guy likes you basically you own him. You get to be weird/unreasonable/unpredictable/dissociative and you are still desirable. Tell him he can eat you out as long as he doesn't make eye contact or try to talk to you. He will say yes, they all will, I would
Thomas Richardson
this
Blake Butler
You sound like you have some weird dominatrix fetish/fantasies or you have your relationship wires crossed.
Not all men are like that. Took me a couple of gfs to learn.
Learn to not fuck crazy. Take care of yourself and stand up for yourself. Don't bullshit, be honest and don't take any stupid dogshit nonsense from a woman.
There are plenty of girls out there.
Hunter Collins
Woops poor reading comprehension, you're a girl.
Either way, not all guys are like that and my points still stand for women. Don't take shit from men and don't bullshit them.
Joseph Martin
do you never heard about samefagging?
Gavin Mitchell
this. no pics, this girl's an ugly, aspie tranny.
Liam Bell
Dad died and mother never taught me anything about relationships. I'm a Wizard next year and my worship has turned to Rott. That advice was from the old me. I don't worship anymore...
Ryan Sanchez
I got Limbergers Syndrome AMA
Chase Gray
No I'm a boy :/
Samuel Hill
>implying the first thing she said wasn't "femanon here" to guarantee replies fuck off faggot
>Be me >Last year, spring semester >4.0 GPA baby, maintaining that shit >Taking a course on India >Professor famously strict >(Female professor FYI) >Actually wants kids to >You Know >Think Critically >Almost everyone is failing >Tests require textbook knowledge and actually knowing how to contextualize and analyze >I'm pulling 100% on every test >One guy who's pulling 95% >Attempting to vibe with me >Oho we're both >Hon Hon Aspie Intellectuals >He asks me to lunch in front of ten people >I can't say no > I PAY FOR MY OWN LUNCH BECAUSE NO >This will not be a date >We have literally a ton of shit in common >Similar interests >He's really funny and nice >He's fat which I mean >Not dating anyone regardless but >Eh >He's obese >Having a conversation over lunch >He starts talking about past relationships >He's bisexual >Last relationship was a triad >Ok. Ok. Ok. >He asks me about my relationships. >"Uh, I've never dated anyone." >"It's ok, user, we can take it slow." >aspie sweats >"Oh." >"I'm sorry, I just, I don't date." >"I'm emotionally void, I really, really can't." >He looks so sad. >I'm about to cry. >I don't cry though because I'm not a pussy >"I... I thought we had a connection..." >"I've got to work on a project bye." >speedwalk.exe >Never talk to him again >Thankfully this happened on the last day of class >Live in fear of running into him again >MFW "connection" even though we've only talked once >MFW I will never get the pros to human connection