Listen up you bunch of roody-poo faggots...

Listen up you bunch of roody-poo faggots. I've been seeing a lot of so-called "tough guy internet trolls" here lately talking a big game about how they think they can handle Andy Sixx and his sopping hot log of shit SLIDDING down their fucking throats. (That's right, bitch. It's spelled "slidding". S-L-I-D-D-I-N-G. Deal with it.) Ha! You make me laugh, kiddo. You really do. Did you seriously think you could just wash up here and slurp that corn-studded behemoth of creamy fucking shit out of ANDY SIXX's sexy, gothcore rectulum? Did you really think you'r sorry ass could just waltz right out for amateur hour and part those pale, black veil buttcheeks and tongue -punch the fecal feeding bar like some sort of ass-shit munching butthole rat? PSHHT come on kid, get real. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Andy's shit. I bet Andy wouldn't even be able to get off a little pre-shit fart before your pussy lips curled in defeat. You think when Andy takes a break from performing on a hot stage in leather pants and goes to craft services and eats two dozen raw oysters that were not properly handled or refrigerated washed down with a quart of whole milk and tequila - that Andy just squeezes out of his skin-and-air-tight pleather slacks and goes easy on your throat? You fucking wish, jr. When Andy says he's ready to blow the walls off a 110-degree warped-tour portajon and your pathetic little tonsils can't even take the first loaf, I'll put my hand on your shoulder and say, "Nothing personnel, kid" and then suck down every last heaping fucking clogger andy pumps out. And I'll come back for seconds. And thirds.You know why? Because I have Logtismo. Because I believe in three things and three things only: the cream, the steam, and the fucking dream, baby. So step aside, keep your little logsucking fantasy in your mind where it belongs, and let the real men do the slidding. His log loaf is mine, bitch. What are you gonna do about it?

Would you?

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W-would you at least share a small piece?

yea, have a slice. You'll get there someday if you keep clogging your fucking throat moar and moar every day

I'm practicing as much as I can senpai

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Did you know it is possible to kill yourself by suffocating on your own shit? I'm not suggesting you do it, just wanting you to be aware of the possibilities.

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>plane is going down in the middle of the pacific
>pilot spots a small island and attempts to crash land on it
>you are the sole survivor of the resulting crash
>fuel floods the wreckage and a fire erupts
>there are three bags within your reach
>you are protecting your scrotum with one hand so you can only grab one bag with the other
>once you choose a bag, the others will be completely destroyed
>in bag A: an emergency shelter, food and water rations, a nintendo switch with several games and a solar charger, and a working emergency radio/ beacon that can be used to summon rescue
>in bag B: Enough supplies for at least 6 months, seed packets for growing useful crops, and an ancient talisman that will make the natives regard you as a God and emperor. The native women are famous for being 11/10's and the god emperor gets an entire harem of sluts for life
>In bag C: A steaming hot log of shit fresh from Andy SIxx's asshole

Which bag do you grab, Sup Forums?

C

C

yea I'm going to go so far as to say C and I'd also use a piece of twisted wreckage to lob off my legs and throw them in the blaze to make sure B and A burn even more thoroughly

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mfw I got banned the day before last for posting logs in the fucking hentai board

Kek, ban well worth it.

The only other board I post on is /bant/, and while it's allowed they do NOT take kindly to it there. Wish there were more loggers on that board, I think it's just me

I've got to start clogging /bant/ more, you're right. I literally just picked one off the list that I thought motherfuckers would get salty about and /h/ seemed like a winner because faggots who are fapping tend to get highly triggered by logs. Totally worth it lol

Kek that's great