What antivirus do you all use?

What antivirus do you all use?

Ur mom

i don't use one because i'm not an idiot

never had any use for one

arch linux

Microsoft Security Essentials.

Yeah I use NoScript too

Anyone who thinks that common sense will keep them safe from malware doesn't have any.

that's all I've ever used, never had a problem. How the fuck do you even get a virus now since kazaa is dead

Does it protect you from the Windows 10 virus?

These days it's called "Window's Defender" and it's built into your operating system.

It works well.

you're absolutely correct i do not have any malware

hey youre right

i havent had any malware in at least 8 years

dipshit

Free antivirus software finds away to get you to invest in their paid version. IE malware that normally wouldn't have happened if you just didn't have that shitty virus protection in the first place. I reformat my computer once every 4 months. No virus protection needed.

You should work on your reading comprehension.

Kaspersky

Haven't used it since I learned how to spot/remove/make them. Once you figure out certain things to look for, its much easier to not download them.. and don't fall for phishing...

Why is it the people with the dumbest opinions defend them the most vigorously?

CommonSense AntiVirus

ItsTheJews Security Suite 2018

Nah, son, you should work on your English.

Lysol..just spray pc down once a week (make sure you get the inside really good, viruses love warm dark places)and your good to go.

By watching tons of porn
By downloading cheats for games
By going through internet surveys, that never deliver
By clicking ads

>using antivirus software in 2017

STFU camel nigger

Yes if you install uBuntu

Kek
You can't phrase things explicitly enough to be as specific as you'd like.

Top-tier security autists/hackers/crackers do not use, nor recommend anti-virus software. It really isn't necessary, you retard.

Too much cpu usage

lol

>By watching tons of porn
only go to good porn sites, fag
>By downloading cheats for games
faggot 14 year old spotted.
Paid cheats only by trusted sellers.
>By going through internet surveys, that never deliver
damn this kid is young
>By clicking ads
and retarded.

>not using antivirus software in 2017

Symantec Endpoint Protection

That just makes it easier for them

Never had a virus from porn, stop going to shitty sites or use an ad blocker.

the only cheat you need for games is CheatEngine

there are no real surveys

use an adblocker

No joke you are the dumbest fuck I've seen on Sup Forums in awhile. No wonder you need extra malware to protect you from malware

Nah. Its just when I was 15 I thought you can actually get RP generator for League of Legends. So I started downloading requested applications in those surveys. I literally destroyed my hdd in the process, thank God Windows did not get screwed over. Im smart now, user.

Kaspersky because I want my files scanned from Russian by an ex-KGB agent

i have good ole norton

>CheatEngine
>Doesn't work on Roblox
user, I...

Top-tier asspies do not use, nor recommend anti-virus software. Dunning–Kruger in full effect.

Folks who actually know what the fuck they are doing understand that the majority of people are fucking idiots and will never be good enough to live without one. They understand that it is irresponsible to advise anyone, regardless of their supposed skill level, to eschew protection.

So....fuck using an anti virus, I'll install my own virus?

It's faith, Jaybus.

It's the Jews

I just don't go on sites that look sketchy.

lol you faggots actually cheat in games in 2017?

>guypointingathead.jpg
can't get virus if your computer is literally unusable.

>protection
It's not fucking protection, faggot. I've never, EVER had a virus, or any sort of malware, and I've NEVER used an antivirus.

You're just a brainlet faggot who thinks he's safe.

I'm glad that works for you. I'll be sad when it doesn't.

How can viruses be real if your Microsoft OS and Antivirus software are viruses themselves?

None at all.

t. linux user :^)

I know a guy in Africa, he's a computer whiz. He can fix any computer problems you have. Best part is he does not charge money for his services, just send him a box of NGK spark plugs.

Seriously this.

I bet 99.9% of the illiterates ITT are running windows 10, which literally mines your data, and shows you ads on the fucking OS, on startup.

It also comes with an anti-virus pre-installed.

No shit, it's a server-side game. Any cheat you download for that is going to be malware.

lol after retiring from vxheaven i dont think i have anything to worry about. thanx for the excellent suggestion tho

I LIKE TO NIGGER

I LIKE TO NOGGER

It's also a virus

NIGGER NIGGER
NOGGER NOGGER

you sound like the kinda guy who likes the smell of your own farts.

malwarebytes. I get virus, I clean it up. Never been issue.

Who doesn't like the smell of their own farts? Pretty sure everyone likes their own farts, it's a human thing.

pajeet

So, in the hypothetical situation where you encounter a system which shows all the signs of a virus infection, what is your proposed course of action?

never seen ads on mine anywhere. and it takes 15 seconds to turn off telemetry. Not that I care what microsoft sees me doing, I play games, watch porn and listen to music. don't think they need telemetry data to know that's what 90% of home users are doing

...

The only time I ever had a virus was when I would torrent music or went to random porn sites.

I haven't had a virus in like 4 years because all I do is play video games and go to youtube.

you sound like the kind of nignog that thinks you can make that assumption from a Sup Forums post lol KYS

not him but refresh, new installation of OS.

or check log files for sketchy shit and remove the program(s) doing said shit

theres lots of different shit you could do u don't need an antivirus software if u could do what said software does yourself

Ok, so allow me to SSH into your machine, and watch what you do. You're only playing games and watching porn, so what, right?

you can turn ads off... Everything you do online is already being scanned as is by your ISP. I use ad block plus, so I never even see ads.

I do use windows 10 pro and only use Windows Defender

I've only ever uninstalled a lot of "anti-virus" software because they usually fucking blow and only slow down the computer.

Be smart, don't click fucking ads or pop-ups/redirects you arent expecting. Don't download shit that is suspect and don't believe the Microsoft bullshit "Your computer is fucked" pop-ups

Just be smart about what you do and you're 99% fine.

Also, don't host websites from your personal computer with remote desktop turned on and a DNS updater running in server mode...............

ESET Security

Much faster and easier to download mbam, run it, and be done with it.

Why you gotta do things the hard way?

Work in shit-tier IT for a month, and you'll realize that reinstalling OS and fixing shit by hand aint gonna get the job done.

>Everything you do online is already being scanned as is by your ISP.

Nah-ah nigger, i'm using tor.

Enjoy being on a FBI watchlist, pedo.

TAILS inside of qubes from hacked wifi with a stolen laptop ni66a

antivirus isnt as effective as fresh install.

...

Stop spreading lies. Millions of people use tor, majority of those people are normal. It's essentially a clearnet, without all of the selfies and bullshit normies care about.

...

Difference is microsoft doesn't give a shit about my steam or other account logins. I'd rather trust them with my saved password list than some random person. They aren't going to say hey this guy watches bukkake now lets get his saved passwords to get into his paypal.

If they want to see my usage and say hey, this dude looks at a ton of porn and plays lots of games, we should work on upgrading our video player or maybe a PIP so he can watch porn while he plays games

Agreed, but re-imaging systems after every bullshit you encounter is gonna leave your helpdesk buried in computer to format.

Make a custom install iso with programs you want installed with the system. Takes about 20 minutes for a complete system cleaning

I used to use Norton Anti-Virus until it would be more of a burden then a helper. For one thing, every open-source exe I downloaded or from websites like github or whatever would always be flagged as a virus, or actually would automatically delete all the files and spam you with stupid messages just to shit on you and laugh in your face. Now I just use the stock Microsoft Security Essentials (I don't use Win10 since it's a virus itself) but even then I rarely use it.

Just use common sense

Whatev, I don't have a need to traffic any humans, so I don't use it.

Malwarebytes is by far the best free antivirus, cleans absolutely everything thats dirty but doesn't live monitor.

51% majority dealers/traffickers
49% pedos

well it kinda does get the shit done i mean how would the shit get done otherwise...

You clearly meant to say that ALL AV use way too many PC resources...

yyyyuuuuppppp

Kasperky Antivirus

You can literally find everything that's on the dark web on the clearnet.

Also, I'd say there are more pedos/dealers/traffickers on the clearnet than tor network. I'm positive, actually.

user i await your crude retort

None. I don't let my windows machines connect to the outside. I keep them on my intranet, protected from security risk and MS's infernal "updates", that fuck everything up on a regular basis. Like most companies, I just install my shit, configure it to work with the machines til everything works, image it, and don't fuck with it.

For internet usage I use an iPad, not jailbroken, so good luck to anyone trying to get malware through on that.

so why not help to educate people on how vulnerable all these systems are and why its important to encrypt our data and then also to not get malware.. i'm not entirely convinced that the AV companies don't make part of the malware just to keep ignorant people needing to purchase them... :(

>help desk
lol i'm a systems engineer and security autist. u don't know shit.

True... I know plenty of ITT that use AV.. I had noobs in my class at University (we were all going for computer science) argue with me why we all need to use AV and how crazy I was for not using it..
/ignorant fucks.. :(

That man has no idea how to play a French horn

i'd agree with that

first thing I do is check the processes running.. 9/10 times they hog resources, so they're kinda easy to spot.. then right click to open file location and then delete the file (although sometimes that can be a bitch --but booting in safe mode helps most of the times.. )

noob answer.. i only had to reinstall OS for bad malware in elementary and middle school.. >.>