If Justin Bieber tried to strangle you to death with his bare hands, would you be able to fight him off?

If Justin Bieber tried to strangle you to death with his bare hands, would you be able to fight him off?

Or would he kill you?

I guess it depends on how mad he is

I could take him out one-handed easily

I'd just start playing with his dick and when he's all like "what the fuck?" and doesn't know what's going on that's when I strike.

lol...the little shit is only about 5'5". That little Turkish midglet could probably fight him off on his own.

He's a pampered ninny trying too hard to be the "bad boy" entertainer. I would make him bloody and unconscious on the ground with a few broken bones... and a lifetime of the humiliation of being bested by someone as out of shape as me.

6ft3 108kg I'd fuck that tight little boipussy

Hawt

Little shit ain't moving very far very fast with his pants hanging down.

He moves fast in the boxing ring

Hey Chad

My arms are longer than his, and I swim. I could probably strangle him first.

Hey scrub

Pretty sure I could beat him off.

man hes so dreamy, looks like a prime zack morris nohomo

Dudes like Bieber love themselves too much to do well in a fight.
They're too vain to risk any real damage.
A grizzled old guy who's spent a lifetime getting used to pain and damage will win every time.
So yeah, I could take him. I've got nothing to lose.

dafuq? did the manlet grow a pair?

good for him, heard he found religion and got that latino girl who is barely hot any more to give him sloppy seconds after getting blacked

Easily

50/50 chance I could take him we're probably around the same strength based upon picture. entirely depends what has happend that day, how angry he is etc

i would squash his head like a grape

I'm 6'4 270 lbs. You tell me.

that gut looks like cancer...

I would kick "him" in the vagina so hard it would put a stop to this lesbian attitude right there...

show penis

Never met a man who wouldn't stop strangling ya if you start sending your thumbs through their eyes.

Is that a hernia?? Wtf is up that gut mam you look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in junior if he lost his looks and muscles to prepare for the role. Did you swallow a small dynamite with a long fuse and it went off in your colon

Does he still have his nuts? If so then thats an easy win for anyone who can kick hard enough

its where he stores his pee

I'd finger his boi pussy till he loves me.

is this gay?

...

How do you train in the 4chins logo on your abs like that?

Try all day, i cant even find my neck

he appears physically fit, but that doesn't mean he can fight
inb5 "he traineded with mayweather tho"
yeah, for like 10 minutes for an instagram photo op. i think 90% of anons would shrek that kid.

Those two did a porno?
Gay.

6 feet 2

I mean he could try

step on the crotch of his pants to knock him down, and then stomp his shit out.

90% of anons need to take a few minutes to readjust their eyes to sunlight. I don't think they're going to be shreking anyone.

Whys your fist so tiny

this user here would definitely fuck bieber's shit up. that's a fighter physique, not a sorta buff male model homo physique.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

He only has two fingers on that hand..

true about adjusting eyes to sunlight, but once that minor hurdle is cleared, i think even most of the out of shape anons could kick that kid's ass.
the 10% who couldn't are antifa/sjw/brony types who can't fuck anything up, not even a 19 year old pop singer.

Thanks bro, see that cavity in my chest? I'm a pectus-fag. That shit was what inspired me to start working out and grow bigger. used to be bout 150 pounds pot belly and would never take my shirt off. Now I embrace it, girls mirin'.

He's in far better shape than pretty much anyone who has or will post in this thread.

I totally get the Beiber hate btw - it's jealousy. We'd all like a body like that.

It's quite easily achievable btw. He was a skinny kid, so he trained and did steroids (which I'm right behind, before anyone starts).

Either stop complaining and sort yourself out, or settle for a life of hatred and misery. Why waste so much energy hating someone you'll never meet?

What makes you think he did roids?

Does he have any training in fighting? I doubt it.

>implying people don't hate him because he's a fag who makes faggy music.
>implying it takes effort to hate him
>implying anyone here thinks of him except for when this thread pops up
>reddit spacing

Oh yeah. So many weak points in a human body.

>eyes
>throat
>knee
>ears
>nose

If you're fighting fair then you're looking to lose. A fight proves only who's won and who lost, nothing else.

6ft, 250lbs with six years kickboxing & jiu-jitsu, and four years of semi-intense weightlifting.

Pretty sure I'll be alright!

>would you be able to fight him off?
Yes

>Or would he kill you?
At this point in my life I would let him, if he is capable with those skinny forearms.

Let's see dem pics

No muscle definition, possibly chubby and mediocre face
2/10

>edgy 90s haircut
He looks like a better nourished trailer park druggo

All I see in this thread is flab... Bieber might be a bit smaller, but his legit muscle

I wont hit a girl

It depends on how long till i blow my wad.

That my friends is the male sperm belly

I don't care how fit he is. He's pretty much been pampered his whole life, especially his teenage years. I doubt he was ever in a real fight. My money is on anyone who has been in a real fight over the pampered pretend badass.

He's 1.75 m, 66kg.
I'm 1.83 m and 84kg.

Yeah I can take that bitch.

He looks like a bitch who uses cable machines and half-reps curls in the squat rack

So he's bigger than 100% of Sup Forums then

Pee is stored in the balls. That's his buttpipe loaded with jizz

1 9 7 5
above a bear

what did he mean by this?

>Stomach
>Balls
>Back of the head
>Temple
>Jaw
>Adam's apple
>Joints
>Floating ribs
Kill just needs technique and strength not muscles. And speeds>size. On Jesus, I can take down any son of a bitch with a single a punch or elbow hit. Anybody is capable of killing with are hands, if he knows what to do.
I hope y'all can agree on this.

hes slowly becoming mark mcgrath

He'd get stabbed in the gut before he can finish the job

Sort of on this boat.. heavy set, big, strong as fuck. Probably could shove his fat head into his ass.

he had the roman numerals before the bear, there is no connection

I have about four inches height and 20 kg on him.

I would be fine

I'd easily beat him off

inches for height and kilos for weight?

what are you, some kind of hybrid fag?

Am a fucking antisocial fuck, pretty depressed and all that, low self-esteem, anxiety and all that. In every fight I've been in I've never got beaten and yeah am talking about school/park brawls. I used to be a fucking bully and always looked for fights. I've never trained and I know some professionals who tell me that am fucking built for fighting. Like my body is made that way. My ground work, wrestling, punching, and kicking techniques are pretty good. But, now I've kinda got trapped in time Gap, all foggy, dark and all that. Am living in mom's basement and my body is getting weak and spoiled. I don't have a single motivation to do anything. This might sound like bragging ranting and all that bullshit. But, it isn't. I hate everything and everyone, except you guz. Should I really give it a shot and move outta my house? I don't have enough resources or anybody to sponsor me. And, I even live in a trashy hick town.

Lol no girl likes that.

No definition. Do you have a baby face?

probably British, we tend use both Imperial and Metric depending on mood

I literally always have a hunting knife on me. 'Bare hands' is generally not something I need to worry about.

oh you would beat him off alright

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No im aussie.


but yeah parents are british. I use height in imperie

damn you got some bad bicep genetics

cut down the sugar you fat fuck

yeah... because that's you

I don't have any, and honestly, I'm not confident enough to post 'em. I was a fat kid (300lbs-ish and 5'3 in high school), and I'm pretty sure it fucked me up.

Don't even like taking my shirt off in private, let alone in front of people.

yeah... because it's impossible to eat healthy and work out, lol

You'll have to reverse that yourself. It's just unfathomable to you that people choose to improve their bodies, right?

goals user
you play any sport or just lift?

come talk to me when you actually have some triceps chicken arms

d-do you have kik?

bouncers involved?

I'll beat his puny ass then choke him with my dick. No homo.

I'll whip the fuck out his human form , I ain't fucking with his Reptilian shit tho

p-please choke me daddy

youre just fat, kek

moar pics like this

If Justin Bieber came at me I'd definitely beat him off

uh nothing personall sweetie

Does he practice MMA? I'm a gorilla so if he does I'm screwed

n...no...no homo

I wish i could get hard for dudes. I get offered bjs but just wouldn't enjoy it.

>uncut
automatic 2/10 kys smegfag

this post made me roflcopter