/bundes/

For fans of the bundes

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ALTE LIEBE
ROT STEHT DIR SEHR VIEL BESSER ALS GELB-BLAU

you can have rode back

I won't tolerate this.

bist du von Hannover?
Meine oudere fraulein ist Hanoi

lel

Ja, ich bin aus Hannover. Aber aktuell wohne ich nicht mehr dort.
Oudere fraulein = fickificki?

>Tfw no German bf

Wtf muller choking getting embarrassing desu

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind;
Er hat den Knaben wohl in dem Arm,
Er faßt ihn sicher, er hält ihn warm.

Mein Sohn, was birgst du so bang dein Gesicht? -
Siehst Vater, du den Erlkönig nicht?
Den Erlenkönig mit Kron und Schweif? -
Mein Sohn, es ist ein Nebelstreif. -

»Du liebes Kind, komm, geh mit mir!
Gar schöne Spiele spiel ich mit dir;
Manch bunte Blumen sind an dem Strand,
Meine Mutter hat manch gülden Gewand.«

Mein Vater, mein Vater, und hörest du nicht,
Was Erlenkönig mir leise verspricht? -
Sei ruhig, bleibe ruhig, mein Kind;
In dürren Blättern säuselt der Wind. -

»Willst, feiner Knabe, du mit mir gehn?
Meine Töchter sollen dich warten schön;
Meine Töchter führen den nächtlichen Reihn
Und wiegen und tanzen und singen dich ein.«

Mein Vater, mein Vater, und siehst du nicht dort
Erlkönigs Töchter am düstern Ort? -
Mein Sohn, mein Sohn, ich seh es genau:
Es scheinen die alten Weiden so grau. -

»Ich liebe dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt;
Und bist du nicht willig, so brauch ich Gewalt.«
Mein Vater, mein Vater, jetzt faßt er mich an!
Erlkönig hat mir ein Leids getan! -

Dem Vater grauset's, er reitet geschwind,
Er hält in den Armen das ächzende Kind,
Erreicht den Hof mit Mühe und Not;
In seinen Armen das Kind war tot.

How do I into bundesliga?

>that spaghetti
top lel

Tf full Spaghetti mode on. What the fuck mang?

fucking lel

do you speak German?

is everyone watching city-saints instead of this

neither

I'm watching Vaduz-Sion

LENO

are you kidding me

BERND LENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hype af

WHERE LEVERKUSEN STREAM?

Bernat is seriously too good to spend so much time on the bench.

Nein, ist eine frau von Deutchland ich hast gefucked

unironically reddit soccer streams

Jessica Alaba ist much better than bernat

who is the hottest german lady in existence, /bundes/?

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German sprinter Lisa Mayer is cute

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Julia Görges

Gina ist cuter

Josephine van Delden

Two deaths of note today

RB Leipzig: We're devastated to report that a 56-year-old fan suffered a heart attack at the stadium today and later passed away. Rest in peace.

Emma Morano has died aged 117. She was the last living person who was verifiably born in the 1800s.

Gina whom?
Gay

Gina Lückenkemper

>She was the last living person who was verifiably born in the 1800s.

The end of an era

Butterface

>outtie
disgusting

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Julien Brandt is white af tho u'd think he'd be tan af bc soccer players are outside all da time

Really makes me think

Wasted chances: the game

>doesn't know what butterface means

How do you know from this pic?

what game are you watching

Outtie belly button you FUCKING PERV

Vaduz hit the crossbar three times and lost

RIP Liechtenstein

The one's on tv.

inb4 cheeky bauern winner in the 80th minute

I do though, that's why I said it.

>lcim warming up

>vaduz relegated
nothing of value was lost

It would be so typical if he got injured today.

>Müllel
I'm glad that the meme is over

Müller is finished.

1. FC Nürnberg and VfB Stuttgart are required to play in bundes

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He's Elite m8

Pulisic is elite m8.
Müller just pretended to be good for a couple of years and everyone fell for the MUH RAUMDEUTER meme

wouldnt make a big difference tho I think. pretty unlikely buyern still goes through against real

AHAHAHAHAHA

>MÜLLER

the state of the muller

mullel

t shareholder

>Neverkusen

t. murrikan soccer expert

>jedvej

Ja

Lelkusen

vidal actually looks elite under ancelotti

>Neverkusen

Amazing.

leverkusen are finished

>inb4 muller own goal
>inb4 cheeky bayern equalizer after toprak can't do any more

Soy de Mexico, gringo.

Lewy will make a huge difference though.

>Dragovic

Kill it with fire. Game over. Everyone can go home. Bayern wins.

Is that in a pediatric ward?

Even worse José

cheeky

Coman has been somewhat impressive today.

Time for some more snooker in a few minutes.
I really wish I had a snooker table or that my parents had one since I don't have the room for it in my apartment.

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That's Alaba

why didn't he just cut inside

gayern

Neverkusen isn't even parking the bus and Bayern is still struggling.

everyone knows you cut downwards not to the side

Germans, why not bet the money line that Bayern wins for every game?

By years end you'll have made a decent profit.

where is muller's first touch? can anyone find it

you'll probably lose more on the few games that they lose or draw every season that you'd make on the wins

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Her first touch is good you mong.
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Bayern playing with no CBs right now.

Where will costa be next season?

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wolfsburg

Juventus if rumours are true.

who`

He won't go to 2. Bundesliga

what an awful game so far

Real completely destroyed Bayern's morale.