My mom just threw me out of her house. Thankfully my friend lived near by...

My mom just threw me out of her house. Thankfully my friend lived near by, so i was able to spend some time at his house, but i don't have a clue what to do next. I'm 19, never worked a job, didn't go out much, social skills are sub par at best, and i have absolutely no experience with anything outside of playing videogames, and editing videos. I only have a shitty laptop and a TB hard drive filled with Sup Forums porn. Please help Sup Forums.

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Why? I'm probably gonna kill myself.
does that take time? I have like a week at best to get off the ground.

If you are religious most churches have programs that will house you, teach you a skill, and help you find a job.

Aside from that there are homeless shelters for a place to stay and places like temp agencies are always hiring. They hire non-english speaking illegals so just being able to speak english puts you a leg up on 90% of their other applicants.

Hate to be harsh but Welcome to big boy life. I was told 6 months ahead of time that I needed to have my stuff out of my moms house on my 18th birthday so I was semi prepared for it. Sucks when its out of the blue though

you could try editing videos for money

no, my parent's never went to church, and i myself didn't seek religion, is there a way i can cheese myself into the church? Also my country doesn't really have homeless shelters.
Where can i find work like that? Do i just look online?

you could ask around online, such as youtubers.

Why were you kicked out?

Do you have any cash? A place to sleep? What state?

Realistically at this point you need to pawn anything of value you have at all. Take that money and get a motel room. Motel 6 will usually rent a room on a month to month basis for 250-350 dollars.

Then you need to get a cheap cell phone (PCS and Boost have plans that are under 30 a month with no data)

Then apply to every temp agency you can find. Go walk around industrial areas. Warehouses are hiring all the time. You can also try fedex and UPS as we are in prime seasonal temp work time of year.

Its not easy but life was never meant to be easy either.

>is there a way i can cheese myself into the church?

Its not going to be easy to fake a religion to priests and nuns. Though if you are honest about it and say the whole situation has inspired you to find God, they may take pitty on you.

This is your best option.

However you could sling dope if you know the right people. Selling drugs, even if your doing for someone else can get you money quickly and you can get out the game whenever you want.

i'll look into that ASAP
I have like 117€, i can sleep at my friends, but i feel that he ain't gonna tolerate me for long. Also i live in Czech.
so i just go into random companies and ask for work? I literally never did anything of the sorts, so i have no idea.
i'll try it.

>I was told 6 months ahead of time that I needed to have my stuff out of my moms house on my 18th birthday

Thats just cold. What did you do?

>places like temp agencies are always hiring
What types of jobs do they offer? My english skills aren't exactly great, yet I'm thinking of immigrating to US. I'm not a terrorist or mexican, I don't want to steal your job, just merely to escape this shithole of a country. I'm also fairly incompetent of doing anything that requires any particular skill set, so I'd be more than happy with a minimum wage job that won't leave any permanent physical damage on me.

Geuss what you having no idea is fucking life. No one has any idea, all you need to make a success is having the confidence to go in there with no idea. Everybody learns along the way.

OP get a shitty job and save up to get an Associate’s in English from a shitty cheap community college and let the chinks fly you out and pay for your room and board, food and most other living expenses for you to teach the other chinks English

Mind telling us what it was that you did?

>What did you do?
Turn 18
Nice trips tho

>so i just go into random companies and ask for work? I literally never did anything of the sorts, so i have no idea

Yes. Clean yourself up, and just tell them you are looking for work. Be honest about your skills and never over speak. Its easy to talk yourself out of a job. Dont offer any info they didnt ask for. Be calm, clear, honest, and direct. Always end every conversation with a "thank you for your time" and a firm handshake. You never know when you will run into them again. Its a small world and you dont need to burn any bridges at this point

I always thought there was some convoluted process to getting a job, not just walking up and saying, "yo i need a job"
Kek, sounds like a great plan
i always had a tendency to lie just so i could slack off. I caught myself in a particularly large web of lies i used to get out of school for a month, and it just crashed on me, my mom is not having my shit anymore.
alright, i might just have to stop being autistic, are there some ways to learn how not to sperg out during conversations?

LOL this. 1000x this, because it's my own fallback option. I'm working on Master's, and I spent four years learning Mandarin-Chinese just in case

Since I had a bit of time and since it was 2001 I enlisted in the Army. The government took care of the rest really.

Its usually physical labor. Walk to a spot in a warehouse, get 5 things, put them on a pallet, go to another spot, pick 3 things, etc.

There is also a lot of assembly jobs that literally require putting 2 things together.

Its all mindless work. The pay isnt great, but at the end of the day its better than nothing, its temporary until you find you "thing" and you can be a retarded monkey and still do the job just fine

>are there some ways to learn how not to sperg out during conversations?

You kind of learn it along the way from normal social interactions. I dont mean to be a dick but, there is no way to study "how to be normal" Its not something you can learn from a book or youtube video

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Save every dime you have. I'm serious you need to turn into superjew or you're gonna have a very hard time. Accumulate as much money as you can right now and stash it. Sell your shit, eat for free wherever you can and get ready. Reality is a fright train.

Exactly what I'm looking for. And the less I need to talk to anyone, the better.
How do I establish a contact with a temp agency tho? Do I just google one out (if they're googleable) and send them an email asking to hook me up with a job?
Sorry to bother you with so many questions, I just don't have a first clue of how it all works :\

kek this
also, i thought everyone in czech did porn