/f1/ general - Formula 1 general - disappointen Japanese man edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
=. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 22 points

>News:
Bottas still on Pole
Palmer still trash
>McLelren

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Victoria-Jane Verstappen, desu

[BUKKAKE INTENSIFIES]

rubia de bote t b h

Soz m8 but it was a blood bath.

It was more than a second over the Porsches.

STOP MOCKING MCLAREN

dubs for Vic video being leaked this season where she takes it up the shitter

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[commits seppuku internally]

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>Palmer 1.2 seconds slower than Hülkenberg
>Stroll 1.1 seconds slower than Massa
>Ericsson 1.1 seconds slower than Wehrlein
>Magnussen 2.8 seconds slower than Grosjean

no they won't you fucking cuck GOA77AS will annihilate everyone now that he has the pole and beating hamilel monkey off his back.

sure. I'll the one plugging her rear and leaking the vid.

>dumb aero kit rules ruining the racing
well done wec

>Ric has it play on the big screens in Max's trailer as a prank
>He is instead shocked as Max starts masturbating to the loud groans and oinks coming from his sister

delete

And this is my 1.3l diesel Vauxhall which is faster than my work car.

trips the hard way confirm

Yes but I'll probably miss the race.

A-at least it's Toyota!

>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
Fuck you.

Did you watch the FIA stream or did you see it somewhere else? Wasn't able to find a quali stream.

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Im convinced that was electronic sabotage, there is no such fucking thing as coincidence in a situation like that

>It was more than a second over the Porsches.
does that mean 2017 will be the year?

Chloe Stroll

Oinks?

More like youtube.com/watch?v=sOoA2akNNM8

Look at that fucking forehead

Is that where she keeps the money?

are you braindead?

Caught some of it using plebbit streams.

Porsche were using a low downforce trim so they are throwing this race away basically but Toyota look strong.

Is that in some arab prince's penthouse who paid her six figures and a diamond rolex to fug him?

>KAMUI set the fastest time
today was a good day

Why does it take Fantasy GP half a day to update?

Shit! Did I even make my predictions???

Rip Emilia Racing :(

>tfw this round ruined already
baka

And I did so well last year ;_;

Same although WAGSF1 is a joke of a team.

>McAfee Racing might make some points
nice

Caption this Mclelren Honda photo, /f1/.

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I already did: You didn't see the OP picture did you

>Ted's Notebook is an Interviewing Every Finnish Commentator episode
:DDD

Working on this.

I really love her eyes and eyelashes. And the fact that her body is built to be bred.

Fernando has hard benis :--DDDD

tfw humiliated by an angry mob because i missed my quads

>leaving out the best bit

Her eyes and mouth are lovely. Nose is ok too. Only the chin and jaw make everything 3/10.

I do like her chubby body too. What a shame.

Is it, dare I say it, /his time/?

I missed all quali, pls speed me up on any happenings

Suomi Finland Perkele wins.

ric 4th

BOTTAS BOTTAS BOTTAS

no

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>it's literally another hwl but with occasional finn pole

>skoda cup

Nigger exposed by emotionless creature.

Digits prove you wrong

digits prove him right.
not bottas year

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no

>just kill me

Goa77as: Power of Dreams
Lewlew: Sabotage!
Vetlol: Ja.
Amx: Fug xD
Gimi: ...
Bigjohn: Happy Birthday to me
Nando: Dreams of Power

>Lewlew: Sabotage!

what the fuck, didin't get he get nico's mechanics ?

JUSUTO

He kept the ones from last year.

Same shit, different year.

But different country. At least different flag. B-b-bottas will win!

/f1/ after Silverstone qualifying in 2008:

>HAMILTON BTFO
>HE1KK1!!!!!!
>Is this, dare I say it, his time?
>Binland wins!

These digits shall indeed confirm the fact that Hamilton shall kek himself of not only race win but the championship tomorrow, as the new rising shining star of Mongolia takes up the crown of greatest driver at Mercedes.

Press print screen, paste this shit to paint, crop it and save it, for this has been blessed by Kek.

>tfw supporting Hamilton in 2008 was alright and /f1/ brit posters would have gone mental.

Despite what he has become that drive in 2008 was pretty special.

Nice proxy, contrarian chink

ebin

Depends on the start, doesn't it?

If the Mercs are still out front when they make the first corner, nobody is going to be able to pass them on the track, unless their car breaks, or they wreck or some shit. If Botox is in the lead, I can almost guarantee you Merc will fuck him in the pits, and make him serve as a blocker for the nigger to keep Ferrari away.

Same shit, different year, man.

>drive in 2008 was pretty special.

>7 drivers from 5 different teams achieved a victory in 2008

Was 2008 the last decent season of F1?

Digits confirm Ricciardowinslol for the remainder of the season.
Meaning, all races from now on will be meme races with Mercs, Ferrari and Frog all crashing constantly

Bottas will choke tomorrow, dubs or no dubs.

2012 was pretty special

I like this narrative.

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qualifying jewbook

youtube.com/watch?v=b6ye5OKP144

poetry

>2012 was pretty special

>8 drivers achieved victory from 6 different teams

Not bad at all.

Too bad they fucked up the formula so bad as to eliminate damn near all the competition.

But in 2012 it was more down to the tyre lottery

>Vet, Rai, Ver, Ham and Bot fired for choking this hard
>tricky the only good driver left at big 3
>Rwl 2018
>fucks off to Ferrari
>RIDF 2019-2027

07/08/09 Hamilton was fine, his ego had shot beyond the limits of his brain yet combined with generally being too young to be a total cock.

>Do Finns think Bottas can fight for the championship and challenge Lewis, or are you expecting him to just bring results like Nico?

Nico beat Lewis, Ted, you absolute mong! I wish Mervi would have said that.

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I hope Ted dies horribly before the next race.

how did he get that job?

he's so painful to watch, and his questions are tabloid-tier

let's not forget alonso choking away a 40 point lead. Also, Perez should have won a race that year. That sauber was a bullet at times.

nice digits, lad.

When he worked for the BBC doing it, he wasn't a total cock with the questions so I feel the jewdoch has some hand in it, but that was like 5 years ago now.

Look up the etymology of his surname, that should give you a clue.

Everyone is all upset by the potential return of MWL but I'm still pretty hype desu. Outside of Mercedes, Ferrari, and Red Bull the rest of the grid seems to be pretty well mixed and it seems like all the teams can put in good runs at some point or another with at least one driver. Even if Mclarens blow up every race they have been running in the points at certain times.

BottasMeetsAnnNeal.jpg

(((Theodore))) (((Joseph))) (((Nathaniel))) (((Slotover)))

Jesus, a four of a kind!

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That nigger is insufferable.

It's already been explained. He was molested as a kid by some members of the British TV elite and they gave him his dream job to shut him up. It also explains his autistic behavior and the way he dislikes rich, elite guys like Rosberg.

If Lewis is so mediocre, why would Mercedes hire him? Check mate lads

>He was molested as a kid
Explains his behavior around the little kids in todays notebook.

fooken sick lad

Yeah, it's well known that most of the guys who were fiddled with when they were kids become child abusers in their adulthood. Sad! Many such cases.

>winter ends
>honda settles down
>into the earth