Sup Forums joke thread, I'll start
How do you call a Jew on a train?
It won't matter anyway, he isn't coming back
Sup Forums joke thread
Joshua Ross
Michael Morgan
>FIRST
Luke Torres
How was copper wire invented?
>Two jews fighting over a penny.
Ian Wood
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy
Eli Lee
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Luke Ross
How do you drown a jew?
Make the wishing wells deeper.
James Rivera
What do you call a jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash
Mason Gray
What kind of a file can stretch a 4mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedofile
Aiden Sanchez
Guess this for points:
What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 2 feet?
Joshua Martinez
Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders Trump and a boy scout are on a plane. The plane looses a jet and is crashing with only three parashoots. Clinton says "I'm the worlds smartest women, America needs me." She grabs a parashoot and jumps. Sanders says "I deserve free shit" and jumps out with a parashoot. Trump says to tye boy scout, "I think you should have it, you have your whole life ahead of you." The boy scout says "It's okay, we have a parashoot for you. The worlds smartest women took my backpack."