You will never be a part of this perfect all-American family

>You will never be a part of this perfect all-American family

>you will never be the first post

>you will never be in a family with a bunch of nouns for names

>naming someone "Track"
why is this aloud

>perfect
>kids are addicted to drugs and have had teen pregnancies

if by "perfect" you mean "perfect cliche image of red state white trash", then sure.

Weird names.

Left one a shit. Other three are hot

>all those black majority states
Why are you being so racist man?

>Poor, nigger-filled states that have had their economies destroyed several times over by various crises and wars have low life expectancy

woah

>Track
>Bristol
coming soon: "Field" and "Chippenham"