Describe a game part dos
Describe a game part dos
>takes place in 2017
>cars cars cars
>drive a car anywhere
>cars cars cars again
>only for xbox
>Has the word "horizon" in the title
now guess
it's the second assassins creed
Nope, try again
Assassins creed 3?
Women with bodyhair CAN be sexy and badass!
Bayonetta
It's not assassin's creed at all
and it's not bayonetta.
Hint: CARS
Correct.
>sun
>roll
>worst pc port ever created by human
For the user who couldnt remember: phantasy star zero
>Religion is bad amirite *tips fedora*
>Fart jokes are funny
>I have a mental illness but can still kick your ass so don't trigger me sweetie uwu
>HAVE ARMOR
>HAVE WEAPONS
>DRIVE THINGS
>KILL SPACE THINGS
>survive a fall from orbit, can't fall 10 feet
>why the fuck is everything trying to kill me on this shitty planet and why does it take money to open chests and why are there teleporters everywhere
Destiny
My Saints Row 3 character.
Team Fortress 2
Twinbee & Winbee
Armor weapons
Orbs
Monsters
also my game was Forza Horizon 3
Orc Murder Simulator
Dark Souls 1 pre-dsfix and let's face it, after as well.
Close, not quite.
On the right track
Gun
Hell yeah
Halo 3
Another super hardmode:
>spaceship crashes onto weird planet
>u r quite smol
>use swords and guns to kill monsters
>planet is actually clock
>get to the core
>spooky shit happens
Pc mmo
Halo
sword
no
forza horizon?
Risk of Rain
>Slow stealth game
>Based on a movie franchise that hasn't produced anything good in decades
>Technically, there's a bunch of enemies, but, really, there is one enemy, and he's OP and cheats
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
>I am X
>My best friend is Z
>Together we fight eevol
>what you mean we have to fight each other to end eevol?
Ding ding ding, we have a winner
>jump from a plane
>find weapons
>Kill or be killed
Alien Isolation
Hitman
>Two teams
>RED and BLU
>Nine classes
>Everyone hates each other
>Actually a hat simulator
>PC MMO FPS
Mega man x
Pubg
Or
Battle royale
I loled thx
MageMon
>be a weak, stupid piece of shit with the lamest fucking special move ever
>have no creativity so you can only improve yourself by copying other better people
>the entire gameplay model can basically be boiled down to two basic actions, neither of which is fresh or exciting
Dude cmon
I guess it was 2 easy.
Good job tho
>Green niggers vomiting on autistic hobos
Wildlands?
Correct.
>you push a cart of crystal meth into a giant laser
>alien invasion
>Too much story
>hundreds of unique weapons
>more satisfying abilities
>more ways to earn loot
I can't possibly describe this game any more poorly no one will guess it.
Half Life
Portal 3
Holy shit these capthas
>Halloween came early
>money
>more money
>a little bit more money
>shit... a lot more money
> you die because your greedy ass tries to take every last dollar.
>but keks were had
Borderlands 2.
A Nahariya
Halo reach.
>Big Ocean
>No Sun
>Giant eye in the water
>Replace 's' with 'z'
Center ground: Shade of Merdau
Borderlands?
Pay Day 2
appleasuce bearcan bag bag open sores and a thumb
Yes, that's it.
Your prize:
has smoke and neon
picture unrelated
Nope but very similar
Dark Souls
>some nerdy chickenshit virgin has to fight demons made of fear
>you have one attack
>disney likes to pretend this game doesn't exist
>music's pretty damn great though
Infamous Second Son
Yup. 2ez4u
>Blow up
>Not dead
>Purple Bois
>'Take on me' with a black dude
Destiny?
this fucker finds out way to late he is being to kindly towards this stranger.
Kingdom hearts
man with suitcase recruits you
>dbf
>dbf
>dbf
>fail tbf
>dbf
damn, good work, guess I was too obvious
>you try to kill yourself
>you try to save someone
Arma 3
>okay, so like
>imagine pokemon or something, right?
>but instead of catching a team of dudes, you have ONE monster
>and you raise the FUCK out of it
>you like determine it's diet and housing and part time jobs and shit
>and it only fights once every few months
bingo
Nope. It's older than that.
>us foreign policy simulator
Neoshit
Sims 3?
I guess it was too obvious. Good work
>too much story
not enough story with Destiny. which sucks because whoever writes the background lore is damn good at it.
>hundreds of unique weapons
lol you mean like 2 or 3?
t. maxed out hunter and titan, working on warlock now.
blue fast and meet yourself
Fuckin monster rancher my dude
worst pc port was toukiden tho?
Duke nukem
2ez
>this game is fucking free
>Community is actually helpful
>Space mom
>Recent event was boring as fuck
Counterstrike
All I wanna do is creep on this sleeping chick, but my own shadow keeps kicking my fucking ass.
>ITT: Describe games badly
Warframe?
A bunch of people eat other people to survive, then make clothes out of those dead people. In the end everyone dies from bullshit
>daedalus makes me some cool wings
>i fly too close to the sun
>wings burn off and i fall into the ocean
>just kidding that was all a metaphor