Im really worried this movie is going to suck as bad as FA

Im really worried this movie is going to suck as bad as FA
Also, when someone says "Oh wow, Jedi was one of the weakest of the Star War movies", will we still think RotJ, or this?

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It looks pretty rad. Also, the dark spots on the poster look to outline Vader’s helmet

Childish bullscrap, meant to take your kids to and turn your brain off to explosions in space.
Anything of any artistic merit is limited to the original Star Wars and nothing else.
Everything that came afterwards was just a cash grab by Lucas.
The only reason why ESB was such a hit was because it was the first time a blockbuster really had a significant sequel, and look what fucking precedent it set for the constant remakes and unwanted sequels we have now.

i find your lack of faith disturbing

Suck my dick, faggot.

tbh i thought force awakens was pretty decent, or at least better than the prequels

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Your very extreme minority opinion is still valid

Rey has to be a Palpatine and turn evil or its gonna be a bust.

Basically, if Like isnt the last jedi its gonna suck. Also in RotJ yoda calls him "the last jedi". So I have hope.

The teaser made it look like we could've gotten an interesting, thoughtful movie, while the trailer makes it look like we're getting two hours of explosions. So I'll be giving it a pass.

by the trailer do you mean the one where it looks like rey joins kilo ren?

>The Last Jedi
so either Rey doesn't become a Jedi (which is highly unlikely) or Luke is gonna die

The Force Awakens isn't bad. I don't know why people can compare it to A New Hope and still call it bad or unoriginal. And The Last Jedi looks promising, most fans just have to much of a nostalgic hold on the original trilogy. The original trilogy was full of shitty parts but still were great in their own way. Quit trying to compare the sequels to the originals and just enjoy the direction it's going in.

Now if you want to talk about shitty new star wars content, then talk about Rebels or Forces of Destiny

I dunno, the one that was nothing but explosions and modern filmmaking conceits.

It'll be a formulated middle act that is just good enough to persuade people to buy all the toys and crap, and will certainly keep that Disney money machine turning. They have it down to a science, the proof being that the LCD public keeps paying to watch it.

Wish I thought of it.

I went back to double check, yoda says "the last of the jedi you will be" which is about what you can expect from him.

I am really hoping its the first of those.
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Does that not look like Rey is turning evil?

It will suck, theres no doubt.
Watch the trailer.

Ray should have never existed.
Ren is a child that has internet regefits.
Nigger went american despite being British and Normal clone troopers having a Brittish accent.
The fighter pilot dude is ok but I bet theyll make em edgy as fuck in the next movie.

This and JJ are the reason why the last movie was carp.
The next one is also directed by JJ.
Star Wars is dead.

Well that is setting the bar extremely low. I do agree though. 1-3 were bad, with 2 being the worst. This middle film could be anything from amazing 5 to horrid 2.

I kinda expect 8 to be better than 7, considering 7 was just a shiny retelling of 4. My hope with 7 is they wanted to be safe and get a new generation of fans instead of ruining the franchise like 1-3. Now that its established, they can put a good story together.

I have been repeatedly let down (see 1-3), but at least Lucas isn't the directing emperor anymore.

TFA wasn't bad, it was a decent reboot. People are just bitching like they always do when something new is done with an IP. The new mad max and blade runner were great but they mainly were well received because they have smaller and significantly less whiny fanbases.

Starkiller base can go fuck itself though, everyone everywhere can agree that was a terrible plot idea.

Snoke turns her, we already know that.
She does what Luke did with Vader.
"uhu Snoke killed your parents"
She goes there, Snoke rapes her.
Ren kills his mom and then gets shot down by Fighter Pilot dude and captured.

SCREENCAP THIS.

The meaning could be that the jedi order and its ways will be abandoned in place of a better system. The sterile/senile way they operated in 1-3 shows that they needed major changes fundamentally in what they preach and how they operate.

The Last Jedi is not directed by JJ.

Thank fuck there are other people who understand that attack of the clones was way fucking worse than phantom menace. Battle of geonosis was cool but it didn't make up for the two hour pile of shit that led up to it.

Episode one was fantastic. The musical score, the story, the pod racing, the epic droid battle, the best Jedi fight of all the movies. How did you not like it?

>yoda says "the last of the jedi you will be"
When Yoda said that, it was true. All the others were killed off years ago, Obi-wan died, yoda about to die, anakin is sith. I suppose one could argue anakin became a jedi briefly at the end of 6 or there were additional jedi that escaped the genocide scattered throughout the galaxy.

I'm hoping Luke tells her she needs to find a better way and the two team up to become the heirs of the jedi within the galaxy.

Or..... Rey joins the dark side.

Starkiller Base is a huge part of the movie, though.

And then there's Mary Sue Rey.

And Emo Ren.

And Nigger you know what never mind this movie sucks balls.

Thats why I said the NEXT not this one.

grey force. no more Jedi because zealots, no more siths because fucking evil. Grey taps both dark and light forces. no shit Luke dies. Rey super strong grey force user-- teams up with dark side to further balance or learn dark techniques--still hella grey.

I fell asleep watching FA but loved RO

It could be. But I still hope not. If you watch the teaser
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the last thing Luke says its "its time for the jedi to end. Which could imply that he is not willing to teach Rey. Which could provoke her to search out a different teacher, Kilo Ren (as implied by the trailer)

What if she goes Gray.

Luke experienced the dark side for a split second when he gave into his anger and tried to kill Palpatine. And Anakin turned in part because of how much they devoted to keeping him away from the dark side, the council ended up pushing him towards it.

So what if luke doesn't want to continue the order, what if he wants her to balance the light and the dark.

it's probably going to be disappointing. Force Awakens was made for old Star Wars fans, who saw the original trilogy as kids. I thought it was great, but it was pretty much a remake of New Hope

Last Jedi looks like it will do a half-ass job of being dark like Empire Strikes Back. hopefully it will be good, but the only real hope is that JJ makes SW IX awesome

I'm hoping that Snoke is a clone of Luke, from the hand he lost in Empire Strikes Back. I think Disney had a checklist of sjw topics to cover (gay romance between Finn and Poe, interracial romantic tension between Rey and Finn, gilf porn with Leia in her slave Leia bikini, etc). so they may lose track of making a good movie, a checklist of sjw topics doens't make a great movie

1 can at least be seen as a stand alone shitty sci-fi movie. 2 is just a mess. Awful forced romance and plot points that make the jedi look utterly retarded. I basically remember explosions and people standing around whinning. Even the battle at the end was a silly seizure inducing pile of cgi that you don't even know who to root for.

At first I hated 1 the most, but I think it was mostly because the kid was annoying. 1 at least has an entertaining, albeit sterile, lightsaber fight and some user mentioned the score was good, which it was.

thats exactly what I just said u stupid fuck

revenge of the sith was probably the least worst of the prequels imo. phantom menance and attack of clones were the real big shit turds.

The moment I lost hope for good was that awful videogame scene in the robot factory with r2d2 flying and other utter nonsense.

Gray Jedi != Dark side. Niggerfaggot

Your trips speak truth.

I was excited for 7 after hearing reviews that it wasn't horrid like 1-3, but it wasn't special either. rogue one is the first good prequel star wars has had and is my favorite since 6 came out.

U uneducated fucks.

Luke is the last Jedi because he has found old doctrine of Jedi and sees that their way is too narrow, neutrality is the way to go.

Because when there's light, there must be darkness. Neutrality remains neutral without anyone opposing anyone.

Dubs of truth checked

That scene was the autistic younger brother of comic relief. I still can't watch it without thinking of how close 3P0 and R2 came to just fucking biting it.

>kid was annoying
wut.

The actor for Anakin was perfect. He portrayed a dumb innocent 11 year old perfectly.

The space battle in 1 can at least be excused as R2 flying the ship or helping to at least, but what fucked 2 for me was the awful Droid factory scene.

I agree, 3 was still disapointing but at least can be compared with the others in some ways. 1 and 2 are painful to watch.

No

This has already been said 3 times in this thread dumbfuck.

Could be, but wouldnt that make more sense for the 3rd movie?

>He portrayed a dumb innocent 11 year old perfectly.
You are not wrong. But that doesn't make for a good film. Plus I heard the actor went insane after being the butt of star wars jokes for his formative years. He never had a chance.

>Droid factory scene

On top of being dumb, silly, and unbelievable, it was also entirely pointless to the 'plot'. That shit makes the ewoks scenes look like genius.

It was a boring piece of shit. The acting was wooden. The Naboo invasion made zero sense. I remember standing in line for EP I for 2 days, all hyped up. And the dissappointment after it was over was numbing. The prequels were all utter trash. There are no redeaming qualties in any of them. 7,8 and 9 will be basic bitch shit just good enough to be considered better than the prequels, which really isn't saying much.

Protip: Star Wars died in 1997.

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Watching an 11 year old be stupid and whiny is fucking cringe. It was a stupid choice that ruined the movie.

Shit really? That awful. As for the Anakin, I dont know I just didnt find him annoying. He acted pretty much how I would expect him to so it really seemed to fit well. Ecspellialy with his mother. She did a great job portaying this worried haggard expression of carrying to much weight on her shoulders for to long but never letting it show to her son.

As for jarjar, I dunno, I was young when I first say it so I still think he is more funny that annoying. And he honestly was no sillier than C3PO in the other movies. Granted, having both those two in one movie was a little much.

I think people just like to hate on the prequels.

Petition to turn this into a 'fuck episode 2' thread

>Watching an 11 year old be stupid and whiny is fucking cringe
You saying that is more cringy than a kid acting like a kid.

What do you mean the acting was wooden? Is there a particular part? Cause I thought the acting was good.

Nah we are all in consensus about that one. We just want the new one to be good now.

>Is there a particular part?

Yes. The entire movie.

>The musical score
the music was fantastic, it stands fine with its peers of the original trilogy

>the story
What story? A trade federation attempting to block trade, no motive given. People escape the blockade only to return thanks to a plot convenience that gets palpatine elected. The entire galaxy is being run by palpatine that can apparently see 20 billion moves ahead of everyone else combined.

>the pod racing
The scene itself was pretty fun and entertaining, but added nothing to the plot or character development. Reminds me of the stupid music video that was randomly inserted into jabbas palace in 6. Pointless.

>the epic droid battle
The droids were so useless. They never intimidated or made the viewer concern for anything because they were so weak and dumb. The battle was another silly cgi fest that also had little to do with anything other than be a plot convenience to sneak into the palace. What moron military leader abandons a taken place of power to fight with unrelated tribes in buttfuck nowhere. There is nothing to gain by meeting them there. Again, the trade federation has no clue what it is trying to do and why, therefore I have no clue what and why is happening.

>the best Jedi fight of all the movies
Again, I did enjoy the Obi-wan/Maul/Jin fight as it was entertaining. It still didn't do much to advance plot and was another cgi-laden scene. They have no idea who maul is before the fight, and no idea who he is after. I loved the fight at the end of 6 when vader and luke are fighting and vader and the emperor are taunting luke so he goes ballistic and nearly kills vader. A scene with good emotion and character development will beat cgi explosions anyday.

If you like explosions and fights and Michael Bay, then I can totally see loving episode 1. It had some really groundbreaking cgi work at the time and some expensive scenes. As a film, it falls flat everywhere else.

>As for jarjar, I dunno, I was young when I first say it so I still think he is more funny that annoying
You never had a chance.

Rian Johnson is actually a good director though.

As long as Finn gets vibroblades or trains with Maz it'll be great

>acting was wooden
Almost the entire movie was shot on green screen. This is difficult for the actors because they can't see what they are supposed to be reacting and interacting with.

Pretty sad because the cast is amazing, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor. Its incredible that a director could waste such talent so badly. Yes, the acting is bad, but they could only do so much with such poor dialogue, all the cgi, and no sensible plot.

I do have this nice chart.

>Rian Johnson
what has he/she done previously?

>I think people just like to hate on the prequels.

Yeah, because they are bad movies. You being 5 when you saw it just gave you extra rosy nostalga glasses. You had no idea what was going on, you only reacted to visuals and fart jokes, just like a baby would. That's why they added that stuff, because they tried to make it a movie for babies. But they forgot that parents who presumably have an IQ higher than their children were watching too and forgot to put a story amongst all the jar jar and poop jokes.

The movie is shit, the prequels are shit. They are forever trash. There is no saving them. They are objectively bad movies. Sorry to burst your bubble fam.

>Brick
>Looper
>The Brother's Bloom
>several episodes of Breaking Bad

*Brothers

>You being 5
>That's why they added that stuff
Looks like Lucas succeeded. Everyone I've known that has seen episode one has never spoken glowingly of it. At best its forgettable and they have to ask what happened to remind them.

The reason they had a kid in the movie was exactly to get new fans from the babies/children of that time. As much as I hate episode 2, we could have just started with that as episode one and added a line or two to explain a couple of things.

If you guys ever want to make 1-3 seem good, just watch the star wars holiday special. That disaster makes episode 2 look like Citizen Kane. How many minutes of wookies talking to each other with no subtitles can you last?

Link it dude. I watched all of Vampire Dentist and Still Flowin... The Movie. I can do two hours of wookie talk no problem.

Its hard to find. Lucas was so embaresed by it that he hunted down and destroyed as many copies of it as he could find. Some made to VHS at one point.

This looks like it, but I will not watch it to confirm, not ever wasting my time on that again.
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thanks

>Mary sue ren
>implying that luke wasn't also just like that
>implying luke didn't destroy the death star using the force without ever mastering it
>implying luke didn't pull his lightsaber out of the snow without ever knowing it would happen
>implying reys attunement with the force isn't exactly like lukes

Shut the fuck up faggot. You don't know Jack shit about star wars and just want to complain

Mary sue rey*
The point remains the same

1:31:18 is the exact moment Harrison Ford just stops giving a fuck

negro ruins it

No, there is another.

Jedi is plural too don’t forget. You don’t say “oh look at all those jedis”.

Mary Sue bitch will turn to the dark side for 5min tops just to kill some cool character and become a gray jedi

And in other languages the tense for the movie was confirmed to be a plural form of jedi.

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mcgregor's casting as obi wan carried the entire trilogy. everything else was beside the point in all those movies.

Well you thought wrong

Would Rey turning to the Dark Side be an improvement on her awful character, even if it's a minuscule one?

>The Force Awakens isn't bad.
>Mary Sue protagonist
>awful villain
>plot is a literal rehash of A New Hope
>Finn freaks out when he sees one of his fellow Stormtroopers die but later has no problem with killing them by the dozens
>feminazi pandering (already explained with Rey) and how they tried to push Captain Phazma as a "strong independant woman who don't need no man" only for her to be pretty useless.

>Mary Sue protagonist

so was Luke

>awful villain

darth vader was campy as fuck in the first movie, he developed over the three

>literal rehash

sure, they lose points for this, but there are clear differences int he plots

>Finn freaks out when he sees one of his fellow Stormtroopers die but later has no problem with killing them by the dozens

it's called adrenaline, user

fin freaking out more had to do with his first combat experience

finn killing his own had to do with the fact that he would die if he didn't

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ignoring this one, for obvious reasons

This. Shit was extremely stupid and I have no idea how people support anything but the originals

>so was Luke
No he wasn't. In A New Hope he didn't use a lightsaber beyond practicing with a training droid. In Empire Strikes Back he got his ass handed to him by Vader. It takes him three movies to become a skilled jedi.

Meanwhile, Rey didn't even know about the force at the start of the movie and somehow knows how to do a force mind trick and is skilled enough with a lightsaber to beat Kylo.

Still more imposing than Kylo will ever be. Kylo's literally some edgy kid who idolises Vader. And the choice of actor is poor; you can't him seriously the moment he takes off his helmet.

>fin freaking out more had to do with his first combat experience
He just stood there hesitantly. He didn't freak out until his dead ally wiped blood over his armour. They're all raised as soldiers from childhood and he doesn't even seem to feel bad about killing them despite them being trapped in the same circumstance as he was.

>ignoring this one, for obvious reasons
Nice try kid. JJ Abrams is a known SJW and Rey was made a Mary Sue so all the feminazis would praise her. Same why they kept talking up Phazma like she was gonna be so important when she had five minutes of screen time.

Oh, also forgot she somehow knows as much about the Millenium Falcon that she never flew before as Han does.

>to beat kylo
The dude who ate a fucking shot from a wookie crossbow? im sure he was totally fit to fight
>no he wasn't
Luke legit guided fucking missiles into a port. Wat
You don't think she's never heard of the millennium falcon? Besides, she lives in a fucking spaceship.

Yeah, I seen that buzzfeed shit too. Don't believe that whole vader outline shit.

>My hope with 7 is they wanted to be safe and get a new generation of fans instead of ruining the franchise like 1-3.
7 has tainted the franchise more then Prequels could ever hope. The Prequels added a lot of cool stuff like Darth Maul, various interesting new planets, Clone Troopers, Battle Droids (before Episode 3 gave them stupid voices), younger Obi-Wan, etc. A Nu Hope gave us a Mary Sue, a villain who acts and looks like he listens to Linkin Park all day, and a more toyetic R2 replacement.

TFA was good. Rogue One was donkey diarrhea. This will probably be better than rogue one tho

You can't say that on Sup Forums! You have to call them dirty niggers. Use the right word.

Honestly? After Episode 2 i lost interest, would need a wikipedia article to get the new ones sorted right...

>Luke legit guided fucking missiles into a port. Wat
The missiles were already gotta hit the area, it wasn't a huge display of force power. Not to mention Obi-Wan was guiding him. Nobody tells Rey about the mind trick, she learnt it out of nowhere.

>You don't think she's never heard of the millennium falcon?
She didn't even know what is was. When Finn said they should take it she said "that old garbage?" like she had no idea how famous the ship was.

>Besides, she lives in a fucking spaceship.
She lives in a crashed AT-AT walker, you dolt. She's lived on that planet her entire life; she's never piloted a ship. The closet thing would be her landspeeder, which isn't even remotely the same. It's like saying that you could fly a jet because you can drive a car.

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