New celeb thread

New celeb thread

Good morning friends. Have you kissed the screen for Taylor yet today?

first for mommy

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f*ck

no but i spanked the monkey

Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment

No but I choked the chicken for Jewess Queen

If it wasn't to Taylor then it doesn't count.

I want her to live with me.

i dont remember who it was for tbh

Hi Rick!

Kek rick roll'd

Are brits awake yet

Taytay?

WARNING
gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread
99% of this thread is the same person
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you are in a gay sex thread that is made by the same perpetual faggot under the guise of a ‘celeb’ thread


WARNING
gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread
99% of this thread is the same person
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you are in a gay sex thread that is made by the same perpetual faggot under the guise of a ‘celeb’ thread
WARNING
gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread gay sex thread
99% of this thread is the same person
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you are in a gay sex thread that is made by the same perpetual faggot under the guise of a ‘celeb’ thread

no but keep posting them gorgeous legs

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What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?

Learn to luv Frankie

will take notes

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
She's so pretty!

That's not good user. Every fap session should be memorable.

That goes without saying, but G as well.

I want to kiss her forehead. :]

Honestly tho, what do you think of her

I like what I'm seeing. Gorgeous legs and a tight tummy.

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She is. She really really is.
I go\tta get some shuteye sometime, user.

I'm sure the spirit of Best Emma will carry on, though.

With 2 of her bandmatespey

I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.

blonde looks good too. still prefer frankie.

Have a good sleep
Of course she is truly best Emma and her spirit will never perish

rat face

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thats delicious

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good damn. tummy and legs so good

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Go on, have a wank

what makes you think i'm not? :)

How many Best Emma posters are there?

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>we are legion

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>it's like an emaciated version of queen Sup Forums

you've got kik?

Nope

shame. captcha sucks.

regardless, loving those legs

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Just admit this Brit is perfect

her tits could be bigger :P

well then, call me a rodentophile

Me too! He can call me a rodentophile as well Jewess Queen! :3 qt 3.14

Didn't stop them falling out if her top

mmm fuck

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the legwear makes me throb

Good morning Tayfriend. :]

Talk about Frankie pls

i wanna rub my cock on her thighs

No, talk about her

I love how even though time spent on Sup Forums inversely correlates to success in literally every life metric including finances, getting laid, and having functional relationships, but that one life experience you do have is such a precious source of self esteem to you that you lord it over some guy whose only crime was wanting to beat off to this chicks pictures which, frankly, I think we can all sympathise with. Maybe on the day you realise the person you call "boss" every day is a newfag will you realise whats standing between you and your dreams

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>that trigger discipline

/thread

off by one
Who stole your get?

roll

Gonna keep this alive with more Tay.

Worst Emma

Stay triggered

Anyone get the american pickers chick some user dated her.

she is hot but she looks like my mother.

>First two celebs
>Hayley Atwell
>TayTay
Can tell that this will be a shit thread

Are we ever going to see Best Emma nipples, bros? I need to fap to her tits before I died.

Congrats on having the sexiest mom in the world. :]

Can you just fuck off???

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Can you just fuck off???

>Can tell that this will be a shit thread
>tell that this will be a shit thread
>that this will be a shit thread
>this will be a shit thread
>will be a shit thread
>be a shit thread
>shit thread
>shit

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More bullshit crap same old "new" celeb pics. Go kill yourself you stupid fucktard. Not one new thing here.

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Who?

I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet, hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A FERRET. OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad!

me on the left

Dubs logged
Throat clogged
Trips logged
Throat clogged
Dubs logged
Throat clogged

You wish.

Jewess Queen! My guardian angel!

FUCK YOU :(

Me on the right

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Gotta bust a nut to Emma Watson

She's naked underneath her jacket?! O.o

cum on her gorgeous face

Everyday

Cute boy

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I do just about everyday