Things black people never say.
Things black people never say
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I'm gonna be late for work
Kanye is overrated.
Let me get the tip
hi dad
I know my dad
hello son
here is my drivers license, registration and proof of insurance
What's a food stamp?
Thanks for the warning officer
This is my house
Nice to meet you (insert whiteboi name here)!
Thanks for letting me take you out!
How about I cook tonight?
Honey you do so much, why don't you go have a girls day?
Turn the music down, I don't want to keep the neighbors up.
Top kek of the thread here
Thank you
here's your money back!
I did something officer.
Kek
I purchased everything I own and embrace positive culture
I don’t like watermelon, chicken or weed.
Also, ‘OK officer, it’s a fair cop’
A+ would lul again!
The air filter needs replaced.
NiggER
Please fuck my wife
WE WUZ not KANGZ
The man isn't holding me back, i am.
Pardon me Ma'am
Here let me pay for your meal.. Don't worry about it. God bless
Actually, I do prefer fucking black women.
Let me help you with that!
How about we settle this argument with a constructive debate including only the two of us ?
I apologize! That was all my fault!
oh, say can you see
By the dawns early light
What so poudly we hail'd
At the twilights last gleaming?
Who's broad striped and bright stars
Through the parilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare!
The bombs bursting in air!
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?
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i went short a lot, but i think this bear market will end soon
should i invest in stocks or commodities?
I don't like chicken
I admit I did something
"I diddu sumfin officer"
I'm sorry officer. I'll get that tail light fixed right away!
Color doesn’t matter.
did you bring the sunscreen?
I will be responsible and not be the stereotype of my race exactly
Sup Forums loves the blacks
White people don't even talk like that. You're dumb and should feel dumb.
I'll see you after work today
What do you say to a nigger in a 3 piece suit ?
Will the defendant please rise.....
Keep the change
My dick is too small
I always keeps hot sauce in my purse
filed my tax return on time.
"Hey dad"
I don't fuck white women in my spare time
I paid my child support early this month
I love you dad
Tyler Perry must be stopped.
No drugs for me, thanks.
wel,in black people defense, as soon as a white cop spots a black person driving,they always approach them with the gun pointed at
We need to protest this black on black crime. Black Lives Matter!
Thanks for the lenient sentence, Your Honour
i'd like to cancel my appointment because i wont be able to make it, can i please reschedule?
liberal faggot detected
Correction
>I'm going to be early.
Bullshit you stupid faggot. There's not one cop out there shootings niggs for sport. That narrative is getting old. Do something suspicious, get a gun pointed at you for the cops safety... it's that simple.
15%? Naw. He was good. Imma give him 25%
Underrated
"Sir, I think you dropped your wallet"
I'm proud of you son.
This. You would do the same on the streets all alone dealing with one of these unpredictable monkeys.
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"
>Girls day
what kinda permavirgin do you have to be to ever utter those words
Ask
I have a masters in (((insert anything useful)))
White lives matter
Girls day. Like women can stand each other and sheeeet
Yes, officer I shot him and I'm sorry
that's now what the statistics show
u mad bro?
nopan
I got the job
Correction
>I'm going to work.
yeah, your right, the stats show that niggers do shoot a lot of policemen!
The white man isn't the one who crated all our problems, we might be at fault a tad.
Shouldn't have got the boat
it's a double way path
Show me then. More white people were killed by cops last year than black people. Black people are just entitled pussy snowflakes.
Let's just agree to disagree - it's not worth getting worked up about
Im not a fan of basketball, lets watch some nascar instead, son!
Love you son
It is not all good in hood
Lol
BLM is inciting hatred against white people when they should be inspiring people in our community to take responsibility for their own lives and foster self respect.
I cant have sex with her. I dont have a condom
well
there are many times more whites than blacks in US
you have to see the relative/non-quantitative terms
Dont worry hon, Ill make us something to eat! How about ham, cheese, and mayonnaise on white bread! Yummy! Oh and please pass the Pellegrino
Yes, i have crack in my car.
no hit
>none of you hit
doesn't just sum up niggers, but nearly all men at some point.
umad Javontarious?
More than 50% of the crimes are done by blacks and over 90% of blacks killed are by other blacks. And there are thousands of more black deaths in this country every year than any other race... once again by the hand of other blacks. Fit that into your equation and you'll see what animals you're trying to defend. Only about 13% of the population is black yet they commit far more crimes and far more killings of other races and especially their own. Good bunch of people. Black lives matter right?
That was a nice swim
I´ll help keep the looters out