An old man costs $8000/year to keep. Would you agree to get euthanasied at 75 in exchange for $20000 now?

An old man costs $8000/year to keep. Would you agree to get euthanasied at 75 in exchange for $20000 now?

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Absolutely not

Unlike 95% of the population I take excellent care of myself and will still be very active at 75

No

I'll do you one better!
I'll take $80,000 for you to kill me at 60!

>tfw born on leap year

>That pic

Are they shitting on Chopin? Bitch better not be shitting on Chopin.

Best thing to come out of Poland, period.

No. I fully expect to be shitposting in VR Sup Forums well into my 100s.

Israel costs 8 billion a year in taxpayer money to keep their military modernized. if you stopped funding them annually you could help pay for the old mans medical expenses.

>This is what Jews spend their time thinking about

Fuck you kike.

He was German though.

While chopin is great, its not very difficult to play.

You mean Prussian.

But I don't allow you to do that.

Except for his Etudes and Balladen.

Why the fuck would I? I fully expect myself to succumb to complete degeneracy and either have a robotic shell or be full immersed into a VR coma at the age of 70. There is no reason to suffer through elderly age when science is already working on a way around it.

He was born west of Warsaw. Now my murrican education is a bit sparse, but I believe that's in Poland.

No, my grandparents are in their mid-90's and live independently. There's a chance that science will be able to reverse aging by the time I'm 75 too, so fuck getting euthanised.

His nocturnes are easy, try some of his etudes and preludes though.
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Hell yeah I would. I smoke so I won't make it to 75 anyway.

I will do it for free at 65 if you give me back my foreskin

>Everything in life can be reduced to economic transactions
>that flag

Why am I not surprised?

I doubt I'll even live to 75, so why not

>that pic

I can't believe redditoras are that retarded.
Make it stop please

lmao

How are you meant to play moonlight sonata with hammers or the turkish march with rolling pins? Laughed at Liszt though.

Hell I'll pay you 8000 to kill me within the year
I just wanna die ;_;

This isn't considered to be a good performance and interpretation of the piece.

Get comfy, onii-chan.

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>piano songs

thats implying you live to that age anyway
the amount you get needs to be a function of life expectancy probability

Kibbutzes should have gas chambers in israel.

True. I guess I'm biased a bit, as he was the first composer I really got into playing.

Still, as others have said, some of his Etudes are stupidly difficult, especially for my fat-fingered hands.

Very pretty music though.

>Captcha asks to identify street signs
>shows me a cake on a table

I'd agree to get euthanized now for 20000 now.

Only thing to come out of poland

What a retarded cringe-worthy "joke" picture. As expected of reddit, though. If your goal was to bait people, well done, my butt is on fire.

>>No Sokolov
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