I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified...

I am a senior engineer involved in a highly classified, multi-billion dollar project sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India. I have no doubt that this project will be made well known to the public some years from now, and will change the course of human history. But I beleive that it is my duty to share some of what we have uncovered with the world immediately. I can't say much more about the project itself, but I can tell you that what we have discovered has changed our entire understanding of physics, and has completely overturned our understanding of the nature of reality. Einstein's relativity and quantum mechanics are now able to be reconciled in a unified theory thanks to the revelations this project has uncovered. We are calling this monumental discovery, the piece of the puzzle that has been missing for so long, Log Theory. Log Theory states that there is nothing hotter than sucking a creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. His rich, fragrant log sliding effortlessly down ones gaping throat makes drowning in shit a fate one can only pray for. With a stomach full of hot logs I could die a happy man.

Do Steven and Maurice work here?

0 - 60 in seconds bud. Well done.

No, they are completely unrelated.

Where are they?

>sponsored by the governments of the United States, China, Russia, and India.
\Stopped reading. You oversold it.

>Sixxty

What? Grow up.

Fuck off you cringy faggot

Please gain some maturity before posting here.

this

what, only foul shit that comes from the pits of autism can cut it in here?

>bait in here is weak

Grow up.

You are going to be so depressed when they unhook you from the joy machine.

Mature, much?

>I am a senior engineer
and i'm the Queen of England.

Grow up kid

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>creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

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kek logs enrage faggots