>be 20 y/o normie, live in decently nice apartment with great roommates >pass the time playing vidya, write shit, make music, normie shit >friday night >roomies gone for the evening, gonna relax and play some vidya >grab a shower because beating your meat in the shower is prime >bathroom is in the hallway, prime view of living room >finish up my shower >come out with a towel around my waist >roommate and friends in living room for some fucking reason >everyone goes dead silent when I come out, one girl covering her mouth, trying not to laugh >shrug it off, go back to my room >look in mirror >mfw the head of my cock was peeking through my towel the whole time
Eli Morris
its just a penis bro like 50 percent of the earth has one haha
Daniel Cox
Would you not in that situation? Who cares, it's only a cock.
Joseph Cooper
No big deal, you are a pussy.
Jaxson Williams
OmG like, SOOOOO embarrasing. No, kys pls
Brody Green
>oh no my genitals were exposed and i want to die because of this
Levi Peterson
fucc of normie
Nicholas Hill
Normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan Hernandez
Guy.. You don't understand. This is what my dick looks like.
Jacob Fisher
oh you poor bastard
Joseph Lee
Phantom of the trousers dick nigga
Jayden Myers
You might as well kill yourself now, because if you can't handle stupid shit like this then you'll never be able to deal with any real problems later in life.
Isaiah Hernandez
Kys then
Ryan Harris
It still works.. Just hard to clean. No blowies and a condom and girls don't notice.
Noah Morales
Assert your dominance by running out there naked. Smear feces on the TV, and cum on your roommates' faces.
Dylan Kelly
/thread
Luke Ramirez
I don't see the problem.
Isaiah Campbell
Have you thought about fixing it?
Angel Fisher
Own up to it. Pop a joke about it, drink a beer with them.
Dont be a pussy ass beta
Aaron Myers
Could make it worse.. Also scalpel to the dick isn't fun.
