I am a mystic, and much of the work I do occurs while lucid dreaming. I am meeting the Dark Mother tonight to discuss some things. She has asked me to extend this offer to Sup Forums: If you roll a 93, I will bring your petition to her and she will hear it.
Please bear in mind that there is no guarantee she will necessarily grant your petition, and she warns that she may pay you a visit if she does choose to act, so please remove any protections or wards you may have or she may regard it as a personal insult.
Ask freely and of your own Will.
Charles Garcia
...
Christopher Adams
sure i could use a new pair of shoes
Christian Gonzalez
You aren't a mystic. You're a sheister who tricks people. Get a job.
Ian Howard
visit
Mason Morris
trips roll
>balance
Gavin Cox
big mac with fries
Adrian Adams
bring me wealth and prosperity.
Cameron Bennett
Lilith pls
Brayden Reed
Bring me women
Jaxon Harris
one final roll for good luck
Joshua Williams
That's a hell of a roll.
John Brooks
Please, give me the life I have wished for.
Jonathan Gutierrez
2 trips and dubs lol
Gavin Watson
rolling for a visit
Christian Jenkins
Grant My Wish
Carson Green
cure my disease
Landon Bell
My intuition tells me to make an exception for you. It's not what the Dark Mother requested, but I can't ignore that kind of synchronicity. I will ask the Dark Mother to visit you if it's her Will. Please ensure that you do not offend her or it may go badly for me.
You will recognize her because in the form she takes for me she has no face, just a smooth expanse of skin. She is also accompanied by a large grey cat with patchy fur. It's not friendly, so I recommend avoiding it.
Elijah Roberts
please grant me great regenerative powers, like Wolverine
David Wood
Thank you. I will be respectful.
David Brooks
I want to be able to pull any girl emotionally and sexually or I want to be able to thrive in the IDF.
Julian Gomez
Reroll
Aaron Howard
Want to get 95s in all my highschool courses by January
Julian Moore
I want to be able to read people like psychic level.
Asher Morgan
Dark Mother may I recieve tru mastery over my mind.
Jordan Anderson
I want to have self discipline.
James King
This is why schizophrenics should be put down.
Jose Adams
I want the ability to freeze and unfreeze time at will.
Joshua Martin
I want to be a skilled lyrical rapper. It has always been a dream of mind to make music
Cameron Watson
Eh, at least I got trips...
Angel James
Re roll plzzz
Liam Ortiz
I want the ability to make people laugh, standup and just chilling with friends.
Jace Ross
I want to be able to play bass and sing well , like together better than thundercat or Bootsy Collins.
Sebastian Rodriguez
I want my rap career to take off.
Parker Powell
Reroll
Juan White
Want to meet and start dating ending up marrying my soul mate.
Jacob Rogers
I'll take fries with that. Thanks.
Nathan Gutierrez
Who is the Dark Mother? Is she good or evil? What sort of things can I wish for?
Justin Ward
Want to be physically fit and muscularly big like Chris Hemsworth
Julian Walker
You're just an egotistical asshole. KYS.
Zachary Evans
Kill the trannies, whore. And make no more of the lost lambs who wander into your domain, for neither you nor your spawn are welcome in my realm, and yet if fate gives me 93, to be deaf to me is the heresy of a deity. I know not which fate befalls a heretical oversoul.
Alexander Walker
The Dark Mother takes many forms. Some call her Lilith, some Babalon, some the Sacred Whore. She is fecund, wise, powerful, and capricious. Good and evil are human conceits; archetypal entities exist beyond those kinds of labels. They just... are.
Jayden Reed
gimme some pussy
Jordan Davis
I would like my life to continue on in the right path, I just want to be successful in my studies
Owen Martin
grant me the power and knowledge to live the fullest life
Christian Young
grant me eternal wisdom
Ryder Johnson
give me love
Levi Price
keep the internet free
Josiah Lee
Fuck Ill roll for that
Colton King
give me time travel
Wyatt Clark
Give me lindsayes03's ass
Blake Ross
My name is jeff
Brody Reed
Papa? Is that you?
Isaac Cruz
remove FCC
Dominic Price
let me spend my life with her, or let me die tonight
Xavier Ramirez
woop woop he got it boyz
Nicholas Davis
Rolling for the 4th Reich
Christian Campbell
This
Lincoln Garcia
Kek
Cameron Howard
Congratulations. I will bring your petition to the Dark Mother tonight. This is well within the sphere of her influence, so my feeling is she may be amused and intrigued. Do you have any additional details for me to add to your request?
Eli Turner
Just for her to be my slut, thank you.
Tyler King
Send me a bible faggot
Brandon Cruz
better fucking update us
Brayden Reed
I want to be a chick magnet, metaphorically of course.
Alexander Gomez
roll
I want to have a lot of cash
Ayden Green
CASH DAMNIT
Juan Fisher
shut up, bitch ass
Julian Perry
Very well. Please remember to remove any wards or protections you may have, and make a point to welcome and invite the Dark Mother before you go to sleep for the next few nights. If she comes, you can discuss any further details with her. She may or may not demand a price from you, but that's between you and her, by your own Will.
For me, her avatar takes the form of a sophisticated woman dressed in crisp 1920s menswear, like Marlene Dietrich, but with a smooth expanse of skin where her face should be. She has a large grey-furred cat who always accompanies her when she comes to me, but it is evil-tempered and I recommend you avoid it and try not to catch its attention.
Dominic Jackson
fuck this. I guess I will just stay poor forever
Angel Gutierrez
$987,654,321
Connor Sanchez
Reroll
Nolan Watson
do rerolls even count?
Elijah Barnes
I want to be attractive to all hot women 7+. If a 5 see me she dosent feel anything. Men see me like I am.
Justin Gutierrez
Bring Aaron to me. That's all I want.
Luke Butler
I want the same ammount
Adam Fisher
$7.3 trillion Zimbabwean dollars
Mason Brown
reroll
Sebastian Walker
The Dark Mother has her supplicant. No further requests will be accepted. Thank you.
Camden Scott
Guide me
John Bell
Fuck you then. I will earn my money.
Elijah Adams
Reroll
Chase Miller
come read my mind and point me in the direction of what i'm supposed to be doing
also, a slightly bigger penis would be nice
Easton Hill
this bitch workin for the Mexican Cartels (pic)
Caleb Long
Schizophrenics are to thank for the fact you live in an air conditioned house.
Jacob Garcia
I need about three fiddy
Ryder Brown
Ill post any nudes i get from her.
Jace Lopez
DARK MOTHER HEAR MY PLEA GIVE OP SOME RANK PUSSY!!!
Charles Turner
Re roll for >666
Jaxon Turner
Again
Nolan Foster
One more time
Colton Collins
Hot
Cooper Morales
Shit
Levi King
come jerk me off
Carson Kelly
Last try, I wish to control the minds of women.
Jace Long
I just want a pile of dead goats.
Luke Thomas
bring my girl home to me
Liam Barnes
I will sell my soul to the Dark Mother to be able to make love to Ashley. She knows which Ashley I am talking about.