Hey Anonymous, you hungry?
Welcome to CHORPED, with Alice3D!
Today I'll be making a lovely and somewhat involved meal for you all, so tune in if you want a delicious home cooked meal, straight from my heart to yours~
Hey Anonymous, you hungry?
Luis Long
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vocaroo.com
youtu.be
clyp.it
vocaroo.com
vocaroo.com
twitter.com
Juan Green
What are you making?
Samuel Thompson
Hey, Alice. I love you.
Anthony Howard
dat sprite, you have good tastes!
Dominic Gutierrez
You said intense food but that outfit is FEROCIOUS
Easton Murphy
I'm s-so very glad you asked! W-we will be making stuff rolled steak~
It's a delicious and convenient dinner on t-the cheap!
Jackson Bell
moron
Brody Sanders
Thomas Smith
It's your favorite marginally-more-crippled-today cripple, reporting in!
Of course you look stunning tonight, as always
Jayden Anderson
Love you t-too
Cooper Lewis
wtf is this thread
David Cruz
clyp.it
Beautiful top, girl.
Robert Russell
Same thread we have every week, dude.
Alice makes food and shows us how it's done.
James Gomez
It's a t-thread where I cook Anonymous a d-delicious meal
William Jackson
you know im gonna cum to this right?
Nolan Ward
pet me
Colton Gomez
fuck off to rddit attention whore
Cameron Torres
IT's nice
no fuckoff pet me isntead
Isaac James
I knew t-that~ W-who doesn't know you are a p-premature ejaculator, Anonymous
Jacob Allen
>reddit confirmed satans spawn
>alice confirmed saint
Zachary Parker
this sounds fucking gay
Hunter Stewart
savage
Brayden Cox
you can leave u kno
Colton Wood
Angus or Hereford, Alice?
Alexander James
Every time you type out one of those retarded fake stutters it makes me want to punch you in your shitty paper mask.
You need someone in your life to tell you when you are being retarded.
Charles Morales
Hello, and a Happy Friday evening to you!
Nathan Phillips
So do you but we're trying to be polite by not pointing it out.
Easton Mitchell
this is a fine note
Caleb Roberts
Alice has been a part of Sup Forums for almost a decade dude.
Jack Richardson
im turning 24 in 7 days and all i wanna do is kill myself
Alexander Richardson
You t-think it's gay for a girl to c-cook you a meal? Please. I'm like Sup Forums's ideal woman at this point.
Angus!
Yeah, you know t-that from experience, Anonymous?
R-right back at you!
Moving on~
Let's look at the steps we need to take here~
Luke Moore
>I'm like Sup Forums's ideal woman at this point.
Except that you don't have a penis.
Benjamin Lopez
W-why is that, Anonymous?
Here, come here and stir this pot for me while we talk, okay?
Alexander Carter
yes i want penis
Ian Turner
because im a complete failure
Brayden Richardson
hey Alice!
you're looking nice tonight
Isaiah Morris
So is everybody. You live long enough, you're going to fail at some point.
Gabriel Evans
>Dec 1
>every co-worker talking about holidays and new years eve
>mfw
What do you do for those days frend?
Carter Smith
>he thinks this attention whore isn't a faggot
go watch the shemale on twitch, which he'll inevitably plug by the end of this attention whoring thread (after all the white knights defend this shit)
Jonathan Reyes
I haven't got any potatoes, could you propose a suitable substitute?
Liam Price
You g-got me, Anonymous! M-maybe someday I'll w-wear a strap on, j-just to confuse everyone~
N-not yet you aren't
Nicholas Torres
that's some good marbling
Xavier Rogers
S-sorry, biological female
Camden Gomez
It's a man, right? A very organized, patrician man?
Not angry I just see this often enough to wonder. I mean, I can I get a quick rundown?
Joshua Kelly
That is so not a top round.
Ayden Jenkins
>It's time for the joke part of the show
That's not the entire show?
Justin Gray
Anything c-carb related will work great!
Yes, I c-chose it very specially for that
Carson Wilson
im new here does she really cook this meal or just teach to make a random meal 0.o
Austin Jenkins
I just beat my meat to your meat-beating clip, does this fact stir anything within you? Lust perhaps? Desire?
Joseph Torres
no that's just weird. girls don't wanna know that you creep
Justin Allen
Do I need to say it?
Tyler Miller
moron
Cooper Miller
Alice is a girl.
A number of trolls insist that she's not for a number of reasons. Mostly they just want to see her naked.
Gavin Brooks
I've got half a bag of Pizzeria Combos, would that work?
Liam Price
oh man the originality in this post is fire
Kayden Davis
i havent moved out i havent fixed my mental issues i still self harm im not happy im not smart i just wake up browse Sup Forums i cant go outside alone
Juan Watson
I'm a b-biological female, I've s-said so several times.
R-RIGHT THROUGH MY HEART, DEAR
You can't be so savage!
Of c-course I cook it!
It's w-what the grocer labeled it as.
Nope! Nothing at all
Landon Barnes
that trim job on that london broil is fucking awful
David Anderson
Fuck off faggot
Adam Cooper
t. Earth's universal almanac of the desires of womankind -_______-
Hunter Campbell
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Benjamin Campbell
Angus is for poorfags, though. Your classiness rating just took a huge hit. For shame.
Justin Brown
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Caleb Martinez
S-so what are you doing f-for treatment so far? Therapy? Group?
No t-thanks
Parker Anderson
you're a moron too lol
Nathaniel Myers
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Juan Bailey
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Xavier Rivera
lolk faggot
Jaxon Howard
Therapy and group and i also take some pills
Colton Lee
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Nolan Torres
You don't have to go all out, but come on. Hereford is so much better. Is the beef at least from a grassfed cow?
Carter Jones
ooh shiny
bow down to the one and only prophet
Jaxon White
...
Caleb Kelly
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Oliver Powell
\^-^/
-gives Alice a hug and watches her cook-
Eli Martinez
Hey Alice, looks like one of your old followers decided to commit sudoku today.
His name was Monoristi, though I'm unsure if you know him well.
Ah well, it's a shame.
Julian Martin
Alright, s-so, next we're going to use a salting technique to get a good flavor and sear on this relatively cheap cut.
Coat ONE SIDE with big coarse salt and then add your spices right on top and let it sit for around 45 to 60 minutes. The salt will push OUT water and pull IN seasoning for you, getting a deep seasoning that is DELICIOUS!
Elijah Anderson
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Jacob Johnson
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Isaiah Rogers
OH WOW ANOTHER ATTENTION WHORE THAT COMES TO Sup Forums TO GET WHAT?
A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N
WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THESE PEOPLE?
I-G-N-O-R-E
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT ELSE?
R-E-P-O-R-T
IF YOU WANT ATTENTION GO TO /SOC/ YOU STUPID TRANNY FAGGOT
IF YOU WANNA SHOW OFF YOUR COOKING GO TO /CK/ YOU STUPUD TRANNY FAGGOT
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
Jason Reyes
>752645189
Angel Kelly
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Henry James
stupud
Andrew Wood
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Aiden Thomas
...
Logan Bell
I l-literally can see he w-was online less than an hour ago.
Zachary Hughes
>biological female
cutting off your dick and taking pills doesn't change your dna, faggot
Juan Thompson
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Michael Jones
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Elijah Rodriguez
>OH WOW ANOTHER ATTENTION WHORE THAT COMES TO Sup Forums TO GET WHAT?
>A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N
>WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THESE PEOPLE?
>I-G-N-O-R-E
>ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT ELSE?
>R-E-P-O-R-T
>IF YOU WANT ATTENTION GO TO /SOC/ YOU STUPID TRANNY FAGGOT
>IF YOU WANNA SHOW OFF YOUR COOKING GO TO /CK/ YOU STUPUD TRANNY FAGGOT
>SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
OH WOW ANOTHER ATTENTION WHORE THAT COMES TO Sup Forums TO GET WHAT?
A-T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N
WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THESE PEOPLE?
I-G-N-O-R-E
ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHAT ELSE?
R-E-P-O-R-T
IF YOU WANT ATTENTION GO TO /SOC/ YOU STUPID TRANNY FAGGOT
IF YOU WANNA SHOW OFF YOUR COOKING GO TO /CK/ YOU STUPUD TRANNY FAGGOT
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
Jacob White
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Angel Harris
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Asher King
Welcome to Sup Forums newfag.
Josiah Sullivan
I expected more for my birthday. You faggots can't even cook well.
Henry Wilson
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Henry Ward
I'm trying to help fight your good fight, but Sup Forums has been overun by 14 year old white knights who think this trap is going to suck them off
Oliver Carter
It supposed to look like this
Jack Martinez
is that meal plans written on the fridge
Anthony Edwards
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Benjamin Bailey
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