/heem/ real goats edition

the winner of dc jones II is the real goat

>dominated two divisions
>undefeated most dominant champ of all time

>le midget can crusher with zero competition

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Tatsuya Kawajiri (Japan) vs Anthony Birchak (USA)
Amir Aliakbari (Iran) vs Geronimo Dos Santos (Brazil)
Kyoji Horiguchi (Japan) vs Yuki Motoya (Japan)
RENA (Japan) vs Dora Perjes (Hungary)
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The RIZIN card

>Heath Herring (USA)

Holy fuck, I can't believe he came back to fighting.

Do you think DJ cries himself to sleep every night thinking about how rich he would be if the had a proper height?

>shitty podcasts all over the place
kill yourself, cancer

>roiding crack addict
>fatboy in a dead division

try this lil heeminder out for size my man

He has a nice looking wife, two kids, good money, decent amount of fame but not enough to overwhelm him. Gets to do his next favorite hobby as a side job, can easily move back to his old career as an engineer, arguably the GOAT.

I think he's fine

Engineer? Dude MM was a secretary.

>arguably the GOAT
keep drinking that coolaid dumbfuck, mcgregor is #2 P4P too LMAO

McGregor being P4P ranked over Cormier is sacrilege

another heeminder that this actually happened

Man is nobody hyped for RIZIN?

right here my man

How do i watch it?

Bros Charlie Zelenoff died.

>guy just put down Jacare
>media has fuckall questions for him

UFC media sucks balls

IM HYPE

Thanks hypebro

I'm going to stay up late to watch it. Gonna put a pot of coffee on, it'll be a long ass night.

when does it start? I'm about to get slept.

>watch UFC memes get destroyed
>go to the gym
>watch Rizin
>fap
>sleep

is there a better way to spend easter sunday?

it takes a certain degree of psychosis to be a MMA fan, we stand together

>Bovada doesn't have lines for RIZIN

Last time I used 5dimes my credit card info got stolen :-(

only fight that matters is Jazzy Alpha Female anyway

I wish I lived in your timezone
I wish I had your life

Bovada knows Rizin is fake.

It would be ironic if Jon Jones kills DC in the ring leaving DC's son fatherless as he was left fatherless by another black man.

>no webms of Johnson styling on Reis
Do people seriously not care about DJ because he's a flyweight?

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wtf is wrong with you?

Cruickshank Japan? What?

>hella

>shawb poster cheated

I think Bovada lets people bet on pro wrestling.

No because he's making that twitch streaming money on the side

What do you mean?

Remember when Jacapoo got USADA'd and then based Whittaker smashed his ugly cranium into a bloody pulp for the whole world to see on national TV. Face it Jacaroid fans: Poonaldo "JacaPoo" Poopza got permanently flushed down the porcelain schaub receptacle

>breaking news

Good job DJ, but Cody will end your streak

Also big up Schaub poster, well done with the picks, ignore the haters.

cody's dropping to flyweight after the snake heems him?

Be real for a second, stop letting emotions cloud you.

Realistically, how does TJ heem /heem/s guy?

Headkick 3rd round

TJ landing a headkick?
TJ landing a headkick that actually hurtd someone?

Yup
Yup

Hmmm I don't see it

Now go back to being my tribute act Pettis fan

What you don't see could fill a book

IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>35lbs
>35lbs
>35lbs
>35lbs
>35lbs
If Jazzy loses this she's fucking dropped

Another shit card in the bin

Time for the main event of 2017

i swear to god im hype as fuck for this fight

DJ sounds more arrogant than I remember him being.

he has to do something to make him marketable as a personality

Oh right, yeah that's probably what it is.

you mean being a know it all smart ass and playing video games all day isn't working?

Good lord, that's some savage shit

>35lbs

do we get to see her penis?

correct

*portions jihad*

What should I eat during RIZIN to help me power through it lads?

I've got:

Eggs
Bacon
Cheese
Spinach
Salad Dressing
Bananas (still green)
Tuna
Mayonaisse
A few cans of beans

there's a good chance

RIZIN is going to be like 4 hours long right?

what kind of beans?

...

closer to 5

I've also got almonds, steel cut oatmeal, and milk.

And it starts in two hours, right?

yessir

only 1 fight matters

Kidney beans, black beans, and garbanzo beans.

I also checked my food stocks and I have some canned oysters and a can of crab meat too.

where you train?

Only person who got Cody by decision

You sounds like a cookie cutter porn addit. You probably cartoon porn games degenerate. Go train. Eat a steak pencil neck.

That's not me

>tfw all my meat is frozen

How should I kill time before the fights lads?

fight me 1 on 1

go watch mark hunt vs bigfoot

Sometimes I get mad I can't be as good looking as Cody, life's not fair sometimes I guess

I'm off to sleep now

commit to some DAMAGED tattoos and you'll attract the exact same type of women

How long until Rizin? i thought i'd be staying up sunday night with work and shit

1 bong 30 bings

thanks fuck, time to start drinking

you will be sleep in 20 minutes

i will be drunk retard in 10

Rizin is in 4 hours, fuck im so tired tho.

OP needs to put fights in i didnt even know rizin was tonight ffs

>the winner of dc jones II is the real goat

GSP>JJ

Probably has a mortgage.

bellator matchmaking fighting same guy 3 times in less then 3 years gg

>arguably the GOAT
lolwut??

McGregor has defended his title more than GSP or SIlva or JJ.

I always use my eyes.

Not 4 hours anymore ya goof, it's in like 1.25 hours.

fucking ritard

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I WANT IRELAND, POLAND, AND THE TWO AMERICANS THAT DOUBTED ME TO APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW.

>GSP>JJ
lmao'ing hard

my man

>800x400
is your phone from 2008?