find a flaw
Find a flaw
>slash
wew lad
Flea is a manlet so he wouldn't be able to defend set pieces. Or anyone else for that matter.
>No Jimi Hendrix
>meme guitarists
>playing a singer up top
Flea's a good destroyer, but he doesn't stay home enough to be a lone D-mid.
Bonham has smart positioning, but I like a drummer with better range and technique.
steve is the fast winger, while slash is the pacey creative mf
Two of them are dead?
name a better dead lineup
protip: filename
>throw a loaded needle on the pitch
>they all run to it and fight over it
>easy tap-in
I was 16 once too, but I had better music tastes
Slash is to music what cancer is to life
Find a lineup that can beat this
where's kek?
You have to be 18 to post here
All you have to do is wait for them to start trying to snort the sidelines
Been a long year huh
Biggie
Kendrick-GZA-Nas-Danny Brown
ODB-Ghostface-Deltron3030
RZA
Kanye-MF DOOM
If you're looking for guitarists why has no one posted Tosin Abasi?
>slash
>he rates lennon
>Not rating the Beatles
Are you trying to be edgy or are you a 17 year old contrarian?
let me guess, and now that you are 18, you are trying to shake away your edgy past by listening to kanye west? Sup Forums in a nutshell.
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
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Put Geroge Kollias in goal
Not one mention of Prince?
>slash
Dawkins a bit of a surprise there
aren't japanese people supposed to be smart?
none of your logic makes any sense
Where the fuck are the sax players?
this guy gets it
Also checked
>no Satriani
Based
Why does everyone rate Flea so high and say hes the greatest with no counter argument ever? Surely he cant be that good?
Australia was a mistake
You must be 18+ to post in 4vhan
>deltron 3030
that's 3 people
>kanye
garbage
>Robert Plant
LOL faggot
chick is GOAT and Cobham on drums is a very solid choice. Liked OP's choice of Freddie upfront (truly the best frontman I have seen). Would add prince and jimi on guitar, instead of meme Jeff and boring John, and Bootsy on bass, with Larry G and Herbie on the bench (backup vocals and songrwriting.)
jpj was better imo
Subs bench: Arturo Sandoval, Oscar Peterson, Herlin Riley
>no bob marley, who is someone who actually played football
>Bootsy on bass
this
>google "best bebop musicians", the team
They're the best for a reason faggot
Who are your picks then
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>he thinks Sup Forums is a place for sports discussion
newfag
>Because something is popular and highly rated it is therefore bad
>he thinks this is funposting
>find a flaw
>Not having Clausewitz as a striker
>Not using Napoleon as the pacebabby he is
>sun tzu
>no gitler
>Black goalkeeper
>Black goalkeeper with a bad record against long-range shots
Epic meme bro xD
MLK was 5'-7"
the same height as Messi, too short for goalie
I wanted to have him as fullback but
>goes to far
>can't retreat fast enough to defend
>mfw Sup Forums falls for ancient Sup Forums pasta
>Alexander and his generals spearheading the attack
>creativity in midfield
>Pythagoras forming the base of the midfield triangle
>Solid backline of rigourous, rational thinkers
>Diogenes sits down and blocks your path
FIND A FLAW
It looks good on paper but when it comes down to the crunch Rome managed by Cicero would destroy this babby team
>no chuck d
Maybe Alexander on the wing to have the connectivity with Aristotle
karl der grosse great pick for dm
based pythagoras playing big diags from deep
>Plato and Diogenes next to each other
>No stoic Seneca goalkeeper
Every single musician you have put there is meme and shit, and you should go back to that upvoting social network or something like that.
Lads name a better five aside team
Neuer
Kante
Messi Iniesta
OG Ronaldo
>not naming only 4 players so Ozil is implied
I want Ireland banned.
It's all fun and games until Alexander gets injured and Seleucus and Ptolemy start fighting on the pitch over who gets to replace him as #9
As much as I like him ronaldo is not really suited to five a side
You do better with a team of creative midfielders than a pure striker
>Napoleon
That manlet is too short to lead the line on his own, should be paired with a big fucker to bully the opposition defence. Pair him with Peter the Great
All good 5 aside teams need a goal machine. Nobody can match Ronnie's speed, strength and finishing
To put Napoleon up top is a fundamental misunderstanding of the man
And no, not just because he is 5'6
Confirmed for never having played five a side
The outfield positions need to be completely interchangeable because over the course of the game every player will cover every position on the pitch
"walking it in" is legitimately the best tactic
>Speed
Where's he gonna run to? It's 5 a side
Ronaldo was incredibly creative and skillful though, he'd be perfect for 5 a side
As a 10 then ?
10 or pirlo role
Artillery-like long balls
Prince could play singer at a top tier level or be a stay at home guitarist defending against any EDM rave rushes.
I guess so, but still OP picked him for the wrong reasons
Omnipresent?
confirmed for never playing 5 aside at a high standard. 5 yard pace makes all the difference
FIND A FLAW
Winger, high maneuvering and resistance
>no Mao
you
out with you
John Lennon's stuff with Yoko Ono is amazing. rest is utter shit though
>no nas
>no pac
All these guitarists and no Mark Knopfler anywhere. The guy who posted Gilmour is the only one anywhere close to being right.
R8 pls
Washington-Clinton
Bush-Bush
Lincoln-McKinley
Adams-T.Roosevelt-Eisenhower-Kennedy
Truman
Forgot to mention team is managed by Jackie Chiles
Seneca was roman
we think alike. mark was my first thought
They stopped making fifa street games
It's pasta my dude
You've fallen for "good players alone make a team" meme. A team is more than the sum of its parts, and yours has no chemistry. I can see Flea and Bonham working together, and maybe Flea and Slash or Vai, but not all three. Vai would clash with Slash and Freddie wouldn't really work with any of them.
Morrisson and Hendrix played together once and it was shit.
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