Evens fap to straight porn

Evens fap to straight porn
Odds fap to gay porn (male)

roll away faggots

It's a 50/50 chance, right?

I'll bite.

OH CUPHEAD AND HIS PAL MUGMAN

THEY LIKED TO ROLL THE DICE

CHANCE THEY CAME THE DEVIL'S GAME AND GOSH THEY PAID THE PRIIIIIIICE

(paid the priiiiiiiiice)

AND NOW THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES ON A MISSION FRAUGHT WITH DREAD

AND IF THEY PROCEED BUT DON'T SUCCEEEEEEEED

Bet

WELLLLLLLL THE DEVILLLLL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS...!

yes

Welp looks like I have to jack off to dudes.

rolling

roll

dubs fap to the universe

Fuck off, faggot.

alright cool

Rolling

...

Whats the worst that can happen on wait

Fucking hate queers