Evens fap to straight porn
Odds fap to gay porn (male)
roll away faggots
Evens fap to straight porn
Odds fap to gay porn (male)
roll away faggots
It's a 50/50 chance, right?
I'll bite.
OH CUPHEAD AND HIS PAL MUGMAN
THEY LIKED TO ROLL THE DICE
CHANCE THEY CAME THE DEVIL'S GAME AND GOSH THEY PAID THE PRIIIIIIICE
(paid the priiiiiiiiice)
AND NOW THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES ON A MISSION FRAUGHT WITH DREAD
AND IF THEY PROCEED BUT DON'T SUCCEEEEEEEED
Bet
WELLLLLLLL THE DEVILLLLL WILL TAKE THEIR HEADS...!