Standing in line to buy your Body Pillow Waifu

>Standing in line to buy your Body Pillow Waifu
>She comes up, Slaps your ass

Wat do?

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She yells "anime boys are too much of a group of kissless virgins to piledrive their cocks into me!"

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>finally can date loli legally
>everyone in the world thinks you're a child molester

The poor girl can never know true love

O-oppai-desu....

What kind of desease is it?

im ready to take the risk. but her only problem is that she have huge boobs. smaller would be so much better

P-please marry me

Who knows, but if it ends up making these, hopefully it's environmental, like breathing in a bunch of Chromium in Shenzhen.

The good kind
But seriously it's hypopituitarism.

shadap crapple

If she's not making porn she's wasting her life

Is there like support groups or a site like H-Date or something?

I can see the headlines "man arrested for vigorously snogging child in public, turns out to be his 25 year old wife"

Welll, that can really be said of pretty much all women.

I'd perform a citizens arrest on her for sexual assault and take her to my nearest police station.

Btw she looks totally deformed.

>Btw she looks totally deformed.
That is what nip kids look like baka

I always thought it was just sorta bullshit from that one movie.

Science is truly a gift. As are birth defects.

What fucking movie

thats it I'm killing myself

c ya user

I feel scared for her.
What if people try to stop her from going places because she's unaccompanied and she can't convince them she's an adult

Orphan

imdb.com/title/tt1148204/

Fuck, can you imagine doing anything romantic with her in public? You'd probably get the shit kicked out of you.

can i get her name please?
asking for a friend

haha that would be hilarious. force her to wait around while you insist on calling her parents.

I must know this name of this person, any sauce?

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT CHILD!"

"Oh hey! Do you want a go at her? We're polyamorous"

Ugly as fuck, her head is shaped like an acorn.

She must get stalked by weeaboos daily.

Rapedoll McChingChong

And fortunately she'll never turn into a tree..

If she disliked it she wouldn't dress up like a child.

>Rapedoll McChingChong

Her profile is here. Good luck translating it from Gook.

weibo.com/u/5058729697?refer_flag=1005050010_&is_hot=1

Hadoken!!

You're welcome m.weibo.cn/u/2413503457

>weibo.com/u/5058729697?refer_flag=1005050010_&is_hot=1#_rnd1512219447886

>Tell her to grow up and stop acting like a child
>tip my fedora
>snap a few photos of the girl
>ask if they custom print body pillows with any photo
>mfw they do

this is exactly what i needed from some late night Sup Forums

Image is lying. She's 20 not 33 and theres nothing wrong with her. She doesnt look like a child anymore because she's not a child anymore like she is here.

DONG.

She doesn't look like a kid, she looks like a retard

Similar girl

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I would destroy this chick

Slap her mothers ass

dem lil feet

Protip: Yui Saotome

Ehh she looks kinda retarded in this one

Oh and ミニマム

You call yourself a Btard?
Fucking go see this movie now.

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What the fuck user

I can't imagine banging this chick, it would be too weird

wife material

can you imagine fucking her?

An actual gremlin

Great body but man her eyes are fucked up

Girls get to be so cute all the time!.. im stuck being a trap :(

Imagine knowing that the only people who'd want to fuck you are pedophiles.

>Girls get to be so cute all the time!.. im stuck being a faggot disappointment to my family :(
FTFY

>stuck being a faggot
Fixed that for u man

She's wearing contacts to get her eyes like that right?

Eh, you take what you can get.

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We are the Future. All shall fall before us.

shes ugly, though

There's no porn
Wasted talent

Ya ok chief. Enjoy killin yourself when male pattern baldness kicks in

I have a small 4 inch cock so yes
I would be average for her I'm guessing

She's in Japan, I'm sure she'll be fine.

I'll imagine it for you

Look at the catalogue. We've already won~ nyaa :3

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>can you imagine fucking her?
I think everyone in this thread is doing that

Lol it's almost like it's 2017 and people have some form of identification with a picture of them and their DOB on!
You wanting to protect her is from the disorder. Adults get a protective instinct from the wide eyes

the language she's typing in is chinese

Enjoy lurkin in your small corner of the interwebs. The rest of the world hates you. No one will ever think your a woman. You say your a trap but you only fool yourselves. You gotta get off the web and take a look around. And see all the hateful stares and ppl laughin at your mentally retarded ass

Aside from her Dumbo ears, she's perfect. Fuggin terriffic tits (not that these pics show).

Love them spooky black eyes...

:)

It's just make-up and colored contacts.

Hey legal loli girl you are my dreamgirl can we marry? Im from the mighty USA and we can daily eat good at mcdonalds. Come to me and leave your inferior 3rd world shithole and live with me i am horny everyday after big fastfood meals. Pic related its me found on here i am famous baby

she can legally consent tf you think im doing?

>Arararagi-san

She's Japanese.

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