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wtf I'm a republican now?

ded

>tfw no qt gay bf to snuggle with

*sprays you*

wtf i am cured of my gay now

better find a cute gf now

Cheapest state that's not in the South, go.

probably nebraska or Iowa, I dunno

North Dakota

were you guys aware that there was already another /cum/ thread

No, thank you for the link.

Do your patriotic duty and impregnate a latina!

Based

Can I also fuck her Latin girl(male) sister(brother) on the side?

Literally perfect

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lol

he's a big guy

sorry for not posting much today guys

gf or job?

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I appreciated it

Homosexuality is a sin and sodomites will be condemned to an eternity of eternal hellfire

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hm actually says right here in MY magic book that you're a fag and YOU'RE going to hellfire for eternity

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My idiot fucking roommate put the ketchup in the fridge.

I just ruined a perfectly good burger.

Good post

I love you too

that's where it belongs you degenerate
>m-muh cold burger
well I assume you don't steam your lettuce either
>I don't eat lettuce
well you better be taking your vitamins! or is that too cold??

Homosexuality isn't that bad tbqh

>eating a burger without lettuce

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Fuck off nigger

>gf
haha yep that's it

>Homosexuality isn't that bad tbqh

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I wonder why this Californian is so obsessed

But American is full of just waiting to be gf'd

Not by me

/cum/ is a protestant general, and thus Homosexuality will not be accepted

why couldnt i be this cool?
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this is nice board

its this littIe anons birthday today

he is sad because no one has congratulated him yet

give me your candy

homosexuality is accepted in many mainstream protestant churches

also i just attended an Episcopalian service and slept through most of it

>lifts his leg to dribble

PLEB
L
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Protestantism is a sin

Fuck off heretic

thinkin bout life n sheit

You didnt show him your dick, thus he has no reason to answer you.

YOU'RE ALIVE?

Hol up
You be sayian
We wuz heretics n shit?
Shiiiet

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wish I could shoot my roommates

I wish you weren't such a faggot

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>wish I could shoot my roommates

rude

gonna take a long nap

WHY

>that smack at the end

Elliot is my spirit animal

that guy's retarded
not gonna lie

Went to a marine recruiter today

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y

wtf

>WE WUZ REBELS
>AND WE WUZ AMERICANS ALSO

threads going well

That bitch had it coming, kid was only trying to be cool, no need to be rude to him.
I really, really fucking hate women. This only proves my point that 2D is the way to go.

what did the Trump/Bernie handshake look like

physical violence is a plague that is going to be eradicated you dumb nigger

Because I have no idea what to do with my life and I don't know what I could even go to college for. I'm not really good at anything.

My family is all military and I feel why not

real talk: I don't think we'll ever move past physical violence between humans. We might reach a Star Trek like sorta-utopia where physical violence is rarely used and only as a last resort, but humans, as you can see today, just love to fetishize and glorify violence

"Come sit a spell" makes me cringe a little bit

Go for a business degree or something so that you can enter as an officer

Good morning

Should be legal to kill homos.

It's legal to kill rats isn't it? Both very disease and exhibit disgusting behavior.

have you watched generation kill

every hour you sit doing nothing is 22 minutes off your life. it's fucking MURDER

>every hour you sit doing nothing is 22 minutes off your life.
don't expect I'll be around much longer then. See you all in the next life

Morning to you, friend.

I wanna fuck her so hard and then I want her to rape me and give birth to my children then we'll raise them with Catholic mores while making them autistic ancaps or libertarians.

Generation Kill is 1st recon

>you try to go after conway in /cum/
>2:52 happens
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Can't we all just get along?

When the alien mothership from Earth 2.0 touches down and gives us all our scheduled anal probes what will they think of how weve been killing and mutilating eachother?

When superman saves Batman again and is arrested by the cops for the tenth time who will Kerrigan decide to nuke for breakfast?

Is it gay if you arent attracted to men but are attracted to cock?

Is this the dilemma most trap fans are facing when they say it's "not gay"? They're attracted to the dick but not the rest of the body so they want them to be as feminine looking as possible.

>physical violence is a plague that is going to be eradicated
>is going to
How I wish you were right. However the kid never intended to hurt, he just underestimated his aim. You can see he was just as surprised as her.
I don't like violence either, all I'm saying is I don't feel bad for her.

Since I'm a misogynystic piece of shit I have no right to talk, but do you usually talk about being anti-violence right before calling people niggers?
At least call me a beaner you blind motherfucker.

Nah, don't kill them, there should be another way. Too bad nobody's interested in finding a cure for this mental illness. I really hate faggots as well.

Can't wait till I die young then

I'm having a hard time making friends with black people

its super gay

Fact: Dicks cant fuck dicks properly

Fact: Dicks can fuck pussies properly

Fact: dicks can fuck assholes

Fact: poop comes out of assholes among other manmade holes (feel bad for disabled people.

if you stand up periodically and move a little, you can greatly reduce the harmful effects

today my spanish coworker jokingly told my manager i won't be her friend and my manager said i'm only friends with black girls

Lads I think I stuck my dick in crazy.

Just had one of the best faps of my life

you have to call people niggers to get the sjw cultists off your back before you spout some liberal shit

t. crazy

You cant just make a vague statement like that and not make up a story, come on senpai

Wish there was a cure for the gay lads

my entire dorm reeks of weed