I bet you fags wish you could get text messages like this, huh?

I bet you fags wish you could get text messages like this, huh?

>implying i don't

because secure alpha males need to post screenshots of conversations to show they have a girl

i do, cuckboy

this

ahhh here's the cringe thread

i was confused why noone made one yet

>pleasure
>intellectually
Already lying to you

Not really. That seems like a really trashy girl, and I have basically hated every trashy girl I have ever talked to. But you do you man

This

i prefer fucking my women and not needing to text them because they live with me

>any year ever
>using emojis

I scooby dooby doo

Why do you type like you're using AIM? Lol
Fucking faggot.

Where you from OP?

I can handle emojis if it means my balls are gonna get sucked, fag. Wow, how gay are you?

>insecure
>alpha
Pick one, faggot

so you're proud you got a fat girl to write some shit on her fat tits?

>implying i said insecure
freudian slip, faggot?

chekd

This looks like a fake convo mostly because how how retarded everything is abbreviated

because im sexting. its not a fucking college essay you virgin faggot

huh?

no, i don't wish i could get a text message from a man telling me that he likes gay sex with me

Florida fag? P sure I recognize her

>implying you're not fucking insecure because you feel the need to brag about hooking up with brainless sluts

see

nah man Ontario here
i took the pic myself + my bite mark

You look like a middle schooler when you use emojis lol
>how gay are you?
Not gay enough to use emojis.

Notices your buldge...
0w0 what is this?

Sexting's retarded if you're not the one doing it. Keep it for yourselves, damned autists.

She's my gf of 2 years
going to wife her soon

haha ur liek so rite!1

Again, fucking faggot

Said nothing about your relationship status

But hey, I'm not going to argue with you if brainless slut is your type then have at it

I wouldn't wife that shit

How do you know she's brainless? Just because she likes being degraded?

>brainless
>talking about intellectual interests at the same time as talking about bj

how many hairs are on your neck

"intellectually too hehe"

okay virgin faggot whatever you say, sir kissless virgin faggot

Hey, she spelled it right. What's your point? :)

thats not wat ur mom sed lmao

the "intellectually too hehe" girl is OP
the girl that was called brainless is mine

Your small talk of cocks and sucking is for casuals.

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I had a 8/10 who liked to be degenerated. She was fucking retarded but tried to pose as "intelectual". So maybe there is something to it.

I can't fap to this, what the fuck, gross.

okay mr virg whatever u say

If you're so proud of this it just means you never normally get it.

bet you do too kid

watever*

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Simple sex and cock sucking has become boring for my strong pleasures.

This lmfao
Off yourself OP

Better start getting some buds together. Post the pips after OP, I'll be waiting

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ALRITE ALRITE, we get it ! ur a virgin we get it!

Exactly my thoughts

>bragging about fake texts on an anime shitposting board
Take your low level bait to

>inconsistent language
>real

Faggot

Ok, but sometimes people want the opposite of their normal life sexually, so I could totally see a smart chick wanting to be degraded as dumb and worthless.

I have neither. I have giant balls filled with semen.

Why are you in here

Never fucked a chubby chick have you?

I could send myself messages too my lad sick meme

idk man she sounds gross

yeah I guess you're right

Skinny bitches are hot but they don't do it for me
Chubby girls are 110% more fuckable

I think OP finally offed himself, good riddance