Dubs and trips decide what I say next

Dubs and trips decide what I say next

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Please excuse me dumbass messages, I'm an actual, medically diagnosed retard.

This.

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rollin

Get it.

show a nigga some ass

Sorry bro if girls reply Lol that means they aren't interested. Try showing her less attention and that should make her more interested. Believe me

if i paid you $100, would you shove things in my butt? I want to know if I should act on my homosexual fantasies.

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kill me

She's not interested, find another girl.

Also rolling for the above.

My grandmother once sucked off a camel and she gave me a cup of it's cum to drink. I used a syringe to inject it up my asshole and my dad sucked it out. Pizza tomorrow night..?

Op here
Thats the point of this thread

Is that you trying to flirt? You're pretty bad at it

Post results, OP.

One cool fact about me, I have both sets of genetalia to satiate all of your sexual fantasies. WBU?

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i want to smell your used tampons

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She aint done
Lets sink this ship

You turn your phone off, you turn me on! What about the pizza btw?

i want to fuck your mom lynda if possible your little sister

I have a fetish for nipple-tits. you know where to get some nipple-tit around here?

Can you be my Waifu on Sup Forums?

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this is a horrible get thread

"Don't turn your phone off bitch I'm not done milking my eel.

If I had a little sister would you help me diddle her?

kekd

I know this sounds weird but would you let me watch a dude fuck you? I've always wanted to know what it's like to be a real life cuck

Lol sorry I'm pretty drunk right now. I start saying all this weird shit when I'm drunk. By the way, how big are your nipples?

Sage
Sage
Sage

So $200 for 2 hours, any and all fetishes allowed? Ok How about saturday?
Next text: Oops, wrong dude

well it is true and i just needed to tell somebody im sorry...i also need to tell you this, one time when i was 11 or 12 i was playing truth or dare and i was dared to suck my black friend off until he came in my mouth so i did it and i was forced to swallow it

>implying

I love you good man. Thank you for making my life worthwhile.

may i do the diddle with her?

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Sorry I get real weird when I'm drunk. How wide is your asshole?

nooo

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rollin

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No homo

rolling for this

and keep in mind i would help you diddle your little sister if you didn't ask me too

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no gurg

how many of them are single and which one is the youngest?

When I masturbate i shove a specific rusty spoon, which i hide under my matress, up my ass. When I finish, said spoon is used to eat the cum.

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rolling

cringe

need this roll!!!

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one time at religious camp, my cabin fellas and i put our dicks out and we touched them together it felt good, because it was dicks on my dick

nice DS pic

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lmao reroll

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plzz dubs rolll

You a fan of Lovecraft? Cause im about to show you some Eldritch Horror

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haaahah rolling

i'll roll for this

lol rollll

No one is getting dubs. Also rolling

What's your choice, my man?

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fugg

Giit gud, faggot.

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gotta roll for this

the post i quoted my dude

kekd

what u rolling for u retard

SATAN TRIPS

You have the lowest standards in the world if you think that was funny

ill roll for this

Holy fuck...
"What size dildo should I buy?"

bofl ROLL

Trips

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winner

"Wasted dubs"

Nigger

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You must be an actual autistic fucker for talking to me for so long. Are you waiting for me to tell you I'm on my way? Are you waiting for it to be too late? You humans are pathetic. You ignore people expecting them to come after you, but get mad when you're ignored and rush after them. What did you think would happen, lyida or whatever the fuck your name is? I bet you believe the Earth is round too, because you're just that much of an autistic nuisance cannal. So fuck you, and fuck everything you believe and stand for. Now, you have one last chance to reply to this thread or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

OP keep delivering, youre on our payroll

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my most pleasurable experience was putting my dick on a fire ant colony

This. Fuck you.