>Be Me
>Living in Wales working at a nightclub called YBYD ("The World" in Welsh)
>Does weird international themed shit.
>Work there with a friend of mine from Gwynedd named Yraes (pronounced Urr-Ice)
>He's kind of a shitlord, gives our manager a hard time
>Constantly pranking people
>Couple years ago he put "Never gonna Give You Up" in the DJ's playlist
>Not that long ago he replaced a bottle of Smirnoff with vinegar
>Still don't know how he isn't fired
>Be Friday
>I open up and get hit with a swarm of flies
>Walk inside and see thousands of the fuckers flying everwhere
>Instantly call my manager Iw (Pronounced Yoo, fucking Welsh names)
>Turns out some retard on Sunday forgot to clean out the sinks and a shit ton of flies layed their eggs in there.
>Call an exterminator
>Says there's probably between 8 and 12 million of the fuckers alive
>Says he'll need 6-7 hours to kill most of them
>We open in 3 hours
>ohshit.jpg
>The show must go on
>Spend the entire night running around swatting flies
>I must have killed a thousand of the bastards
>I am the Rambo of flies
>End of the night and I'm about to pass out from exhaustion
>Pour some rubbing alcohol down the sink to kill any eggs left
>Go to my car, depating on whether to sleep in it tonight
>Yraes comes outside
>"user! The sink's of fire!"
>"Ha ha, very funny"
>"No I'm serious it's on fire. I put my cig out in it, and it caught fire. I think it's the alcohol you put in it user."
>See flames inside
>Run inside and see thousands of bugs, on fire, flying out of the sink
>"Jesus Christ, call Iw"
>He calls our manager
>She hangs up on him, thinking it was a prank
>At this point the club is fully engulfed in flames and we had to get out
>And I cannot give a single fuck
>Go back to my car and sleep
>Friend is still desperatly trying to get a hold of our manager
>Iw would not believe Yraes
>If ten million fire-flies
>Lit up The World as I fell asleep
Be Me
...
Come back when this is real
Are y-you serious...
8.5/10
I enjoyed this pasta
fucking 10/10
Nice one
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>yraes
top kek
Brilliant mate! Now can you make these on a consistent basis?
8/10
pretty gud bread
as a side note, last night i got really fucking high and spent la while translating DMX lyrics into welsh on google translate....
amazing.
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amazing. 10/10
someone make and post cap please
Meh, I got suspicious when you mentionned their names
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too fucking good
Include me in the cap
Put me in screencap
fucking kek'd
Put me in the screencap.
You do know that if people keep making these their comedic value is gonna plumit? Like holy shit, nigger, make some original shit instead of just redesigning from others ideas.
Holy Fuck OP You clever bastard
Include me in the cap plz
cool story bro
Loool
I don't know what those lyrics are from. Am I old?
Kek
8/10 op
10/10 all of my keks
Toasting an epic bread
a perfect 5/7.
you would not believe your eyes
Amazing