Guys wtf is this

Guys wtf is this

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It's a scooter.

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Think it's a possum

Wtf do I do? Kill it? Does it bite?

wut

Let me get a closer. Shot... Hope I don't get bit

thats a possum. shoot it or friend it. lol

a possum hiding in a filthy backyard.

eat trash together and get hit by a car

chicken of the backyard alleyway.

no possums are pussies, scare it away, if it plays dead it wont move for a bit you can pick it up and go put it somewhere else.

Closest I could get

Leave it it'll become road kill soon
It'll bite your ass so if digits poke it

Fucking Google it nigger. The fuck you think we are a animal planet?

those things get angry if u fuck with it
dont fuck w/ it if it comes near u lol and if it does have something to give it a good ole whack with

It's an opossum. I have raised and released a couple orphan babies. They are very shy but not aggressive. Their main defense is making an ugly face.

kill it, skin eat, make stew out of it
wear skin as hat

>Think it's a possum
Yep.

>Does it bite?
Not if you don't fuck with it. Might hiss at you though.

It's a possum.
BTW clean your filthy backyard you swine

Do I do it

Wtf do you need to sleep in the crevice it's sleeping in? Just fuckin close the door it's a possum it'll piss off in due time

Leave and it will leave
They're pussies

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>should I fuck with this thing that'll only hurt me if I fuck with it

How the fuck do you not know what a possum is?

do it

Possums are so fucking cute holy shit

Trash cats

Singles don't do it

It's just a possum free him some fruit and he Will be your friend

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Utterly DISGUSTING

Dubs of truth op
Don't do it

Bruh...that's ladder...chill the fuck out. Someone gave you really bad acid. It'll pass. Go inside and pet the fuzzy wall.

>Singles don't do it
Nice dubs
Poke it now.

do it faggot

Creampie him

Utterly Disguising!

A British-looking backyard with an opossum.

>you can pick it up

leave her alone you cowardly soyboy

dont hurt possum :(

Give him fruit and make him your pet, always cool to have a pet possum

Possums are shy animals and Nice pets i have one myslef

cum on it

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Its a chopped off small dick inside the blue bag!

why? it will make a nice meal
looks big enough for two portions

Make him a Sup Forumsro

Its an opossum, possums are from australia and NG

steve irwin up in dis bitch

Looks like some sort of moped thing, like a crappy vespa

kek

Stingrays motherfuckers!

i love how possums are a protected species in australia. they are a pest in New Zealand

he died as he lived

with animals in his heart

where's OP, did the possum kill him?

>Akshuly

KEK

Probably tried poking it got scared dropped his stick and phone now hiding in his house think it's trying to kill him.

Kek, too soon

GOOD
OP is a faggot, still.

Is a fuckin cat not enough for that crazy bitch

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Rule 34 in all its glory.

I suppose if you have no dignity, you might as well kill and eat smaller creatures that wander into your proximity, like a rat does.

Thats a giant oreo cookie. Are u blind

Opossums are not native to Britian.

Opossum

I live on the land and you can eat the rats here.
there are not as poisoned as those city rats

its a opossum, the country version of raccoons.
shoot it or leave it go, it's probably eating all that trash in ur yard

its a Raticate, lvl 17 ... use quick attack

Top kek

This is amazing

Have you seriously never seen a possum before? Just leave him alone. He's not hurting anybody.

i looked the whole thing and still have no idea if it was satire or for real

it is for real. you absolutely can eat those little bastards.

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Refer to that as standard roadkill, armadillos, skunks, and even small raccoons. Infact you should have a raccoon it just means you don't live in a very urban area. I have a few possums where I live that migrant to different areas, they have large terrorities but like to make small shelters for themselves in winter, they develop interesting personalities but I wouldn't pet them, they are very irrational and the whole playing dead thing is just because they aren't angry and starved.

I'd fuck that hot granny