Do you want to join my cult, Sup Forums?

Do you want to join my cult, Sup Forums?

Are there tits in it?

Yes

I suppose if women join, there would be tits in it.

Welcome to the cult, brother.

sure, why not

Whats the name?

The cult.

Do we get to predict the end of the world and then off ourselves in a glorious mass suicide?
If yes then count me in brother.

Welcome, brother user. Grab a torch and make your way to the castle.

ok. on it.

how much blood do we need?

ok go on then. what do?

The Cult is all about love, not death. But you can organize mass suicide side activities if you want.

Just the one in your body should be enough.

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Hell yeah. What do we do?

We are preparing for our first ceremony in the castle, brother.

We need 100 virgin little girls, a gold candle, a 150 years old black cat and a wooden table.

Alright. I've got the wooden table and a little girl. Omw to the castle. Does the cat have to be alive?

Yes, the cat will tell us what to do.

Anyone got that gif or pic of that black doll thing on the bed

is it a fagget club?

100 virgin little girls you say?

Homesexuality is not forbidden by The Cult and drugs are encoraged to expand your mind.

Pussy ass bitch

Yes. Are you going to help us to collect the items for the ceremony, brother?

You also have to be a pedo and of jewish decent to join.

Those are not requirements, outsider.

Does this cult have a symbol?

Yes, the face of happiness.

No thanks, I appreciate the offer though :^)

Since you decline politely, once we rule the world, you will have an agony-free death.

orgys then?

Thank you

In this cult of yours, do seasons fear the reaper, or do the wind or the sun or the rain? I'd like to be like they are.

Interesting cult but you know the drill...

There is no fear in the cult, only joy.

Come on baby, I don't want to fear the reaper.

In the cult can I still have my wife and vote for Trump?

No, you would have to cut ties with the outside world and accept the black cat as your true lord and guidance and me as your leader.

All other leaders are false idols.

Ok, what's for dinner in the cult tho

Blue oysters, perhaps.

Reported

Don't worry about that. We will have a feast in the castle after our first ceremony is over.

Tell me more about this cult?

Bump

Join the cult and you will have all the answers.

I join.

This is stupid.

Bump.

If you keep mocking The Cult, The Black Cat will curse you and your family and all your descendants will be born with these eyes. They will suffer for the entirety of their short lives.

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Will my mother also die in her sleep tonight?

Not if you keep replying to all the threads that say "reply or your mother will die in her sleep tonight"

Good, help us to prepare the ceremony.

We are still missing 99 virgin little girls, a gold candle and a 150 years old black cat.