Earn your games, poorfriends

Earn your games, poorfriends.
Make me laugh with a video or joke?
Win a wishlist. (Up to $25)

Your Rules:
>post steam id
>post video or joke
>make me laugh
>multiple entries allowed
>you do not win just because I said your post was funny
>if you're going to be mean be funny

My Rules:
>contorting face is OK
>breath control is OK
>covering mouth is NOT OK
>if your shit doesn't appear to have potential after the first few min. i'm skipping it
>if i've seen your shit 80x before and know I won't laugh, I'll explain what happens and skip it.
>laughs must be uncontrolled, I want to lose control not giggle out of appreciation
>final say is mine, it's 25 bucks and I'm 28 years old I don't have a reason to cheat.

we'll go with one winner this thread, they'll win ~25 bucks worth of stuff on their wishlist

watch me stream the entries @twitch: dcbljack

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/rocinande/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999579281
youtu.be/7QygSxn472M?t=41s
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198365822116/
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060108479/
steamcommunity.com/id/vd4m/
steamcommunity.com/id/hoopy111
steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=215752221&token=REGLJKgt
youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GMlXuvdic
youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?t=20
youtube.com/watch?v=muoR8Td44UE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNUvj8VCcFQ
youtube.com/watch?v=w5TdTceaa8A
steamcommunity.com/id/cereallkiller1
youtube.com/watch?v=3NLimtYK4F8
steamcommunity.com/id/TiPIZZA/
youtube.com/watch?v=PsXgZH0uJi0
steamcommunity.com/id/crackh0pp
steamcommunity.com/id/lordebyron
youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
steamcommunity.com/id/ptinxtrump
youtu.be/cruRyoo2xiE
steamcommunity.com/id/putinxtrump
steamcommunity.com/id/ProblemAdd
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

steamcommunity.com/id/rocinande/

Drinking alcohol free beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It tastes the same but you know its wrong.

it was ok.

what are all the funny people at church?

give up OP, you are a faggot. Also get ready for that 7 days ban

0/10 didn't make me laugh.

God damn, change that cringe steam profile and background, and I might consider gifting you

So Donald Trump walks into a bar
...and lowers it.

(if I win) I dont actually have a wishlist but if you could just add me I can tell you what I'd like. Thanks.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197999579281

come on m8 you barely tried.

nice pasta

It's all I got for now man, unless you want to laugh at my non existant social life kek

post proof and ill make you laugh faggot

I've recently started saying "Yuge" instead of "huge" to people in normal conversation.

Their expressions or responses are comical, you should try it.

how poor are you that you demand proof that a near 30 year old has 25 bucks to spare?

3/10 almost made me laugh

Roll 4 fil

youtu.be/7QygSxn472M?t=41s

cant find the webm so im sending link

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198365822116/

...

if this wins give my shit to someone else. i dont even use steam.

must not use your brain that much either. unfunny.

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060108479/

LAUGH YOU BITCH

steamcommunity.com/id/vd4m/

What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain can actually finish off a race.

...

...

nobody gives a fuck.

...

How we supposed to make you laugh, we dont know shit about you

what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

steamcommunity.com/id/hoopy111

>28
>caucasian/african descent
>jaded as fuck
>i can teach an improv class
>programmer
>work from home
>J A D E D boi don't come at me with cat videos n shit.

you got just enough minority points to work for ubisoft

i don't work for the man

Man thread will be deleted soon, how about roll thread?

fuck rolling. get out on dem streets and find me something funny.

You'll probably only get this joke if your from Canada but:
3 guys find a genie lamp, one of them is from Ontario, the other from Quebec, and the last from Newfoundland, the genie says I will grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you you all get one each. So the guy from Ontario goes, "I want a mansion filled with money". The genie grants him the wish and he's happy. The Quebec guy says, "I want a 50 ft wall all around Quebec!" The genie grants him the wish. The Newfoundlander says, "is the wall water tight?" "Yes" responds the genie, "then fill er up!"

(If I do win, I'd like viscera cleanup detail)

steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=215752221&token=REGLJKgt

this is the only thing i go on the streets for

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1GMlXuvdic

hockey.

...

youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?t=20

Why don't black people like to take cruises,
They fell for that shit once already.

That is a free one, I don't give a fuck about money.

youtube.com/watch?v=muoR8Td44UE

youtube.com/watch?v=ZNUvj8VCcFQ

youtube.com/watch?v=w5TdTceaa8A

*crickets*

steamcommunity.com/id/cereallkiller1

youtube.com/watch?v=3NLimtYK4F8

i'm out, next stream will be tomorrow morning, early. maybe in the 5am to 7am range.

Most of the funny shits in in my native language, I dont even bother

steamcommunity.com/id/TiPIZZA/
youtube.com/watch?v=PsXgZH0uJi0

dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it (sorry)
steamcommunity.com/id/crackh0pp
hotline miami 2 pls if ur not australian

Just for the laughs mate

How about fuck off

bump

>checked

holy shit

steamcommunity.com/id/lordebyron
youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

steamcommunity.com/id/ptinxtrump

youtu.be/cruRyoo2xiE

steamcommunity.com/id/putinxtrump

steamcommunity.com/id/ProblemAdd