You're out walking and see this, no one's around

>You're out walking and see this, no one's around.
What does Sup Forums do?

Poke her butt with my weiner

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call the cops.

Stab the fuck out of it and watch it bleed out

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Join her

>no one's around
but God

My knife.
Hit four or five time in her back.
And a final brutal hit deep in the skull.
Walk away as nothing wrong happened.

Call someone to come deal with it. I don't want to be seen on some random camera near by ignoring this thing and being trialed for it the moment it's free. I also don't want to directly do anything with it, so I avoid punishment and call someone else to come over and deal with this.

I don't hate nor like children, but I wouldn't just let this pass. I wouldn't want to touch it though so the least I could do, for the best of both of us, is get help.

An alternate option is to screech about the child's existence being useless and tell the child how it will either A be reborn endlessly (suggesting the universe is infinite, thus meaning everything will be done an infinite amount of times an infinite amount of ways) or B explain what darkness lies in wait at the end of the journey.

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The kids not stuck, it's just exploring.

>You're out walking

nigger wat

j.jackpot

keep walking

I stand behind her and give her the longest encyclopedia sales pitch in the history of mankind.

Swedish boys these days

OP means you actually don't have enough PA to walk away.

you sound like a reddit faggot
gtfo,nothing you wrote is remotely funny you sperg cringe faggot.

I bet you're british too

Get a fire hose and just spray the little fucker down

i 'd say where is my soda now?

Only correct answer

Stfu man

>point
>start laughing
>sing Hanson's "Mmm Bop"
>shout "NERD"

Seconded, except phone books. I would then proceed to read every phone book.

You really brought me down man...

>Hanson's "Mmm Bop"
What the fuck user, why... just why...

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poker mi bu witth he wyener

Twisted fucking psychopath

Help her out, ask her where her parents/house are, then either take her there or call police if she doesn't know.

you fucking degenerate

>taking the bait

>tie the hair in knots through the fence
sucka