Manchester United celebration thread

Let's laugh at all the ABUs. Those that doubted Rashford

Press F to pay respeks for the Slovak

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fifth

>Win a crucial match after months
>Haha lets talk about the guy who bullies us online

Cone looked like he was gonna cry

>unironically celebrating being in the europa league next season

Are they /ourteam/?

How many passes did he make today?

steady on OP you might trigger him into staying up all night talking about chinese people

wait, so now Spurs legit have a chance to steal the title?

Lmao this. Manchester United fans have such low standards nowadays, tinpot club

Its a 90 minute match

49+ passes

How many did Kante make again, mate?

They're 4 points behind but they've got a much tougher schedule. Not impossible though.

Mourinho hasnt lost it at all, he just has a shitty united team right now besides the players he brought, this has to be chelseas worst fucking game all season, zero shots on target completely out played out tacticd out everythingd

Just remind them who's in the champions league quarters slovakbro

Chelsea is going to win the title anyway.

who /marching in/ here?

>the most famous Slovakian in the world is a professional ABU on a forum for Chinese cartoons

Man... #PogBoom

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Fucking leicester are in the quarters. Speaks volumes about the quality in europe this season

Glad you've came to your senses mate.

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also where are the chelsea customers?

You know he's a proxy fag, right?

Good game reds.

t.Chelsea fan

I honestly only care about United because of Valencia.

So good job everyone!

keep gloating faggots, if we had hazard we would have destroyed you

>juvenesia

azns are so fucking cringe worthy

>chelsea customers

>You now remember Hazard saying if Chelsea lost their 10 point advantage at the top of the league it would be as much of an upset as PSG's 6-1 capitulation against Barcelona.

Jose has cracked it. Just keep giving the captains armband to randoms every game

>implying the brit isn't really a slovakian behind a brit proxy

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Slovak on suicude watch

i really want them to do it.

t. arsenal fan.

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Great game feelsgoodman

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Time for some seething Souness as well

He gave you the heads up as well, it's sign on day tomorrow.

>all the foreign gloryhunters itt: "w-we won a game guys we destroyed everyone"

Literally the most expensive EL squad ever assembled and you can't even beat Anderlecht lmao.

Is there a more tinpot team in exsistance?

>tfw R19 is going to be the GOAT

EL Penomenor

>5th

>Plucky underdogs Man Utd win home game with the most expensive squad ever assembled in the Premier League. Mourinho = Genius.

getting nervous toothpaste?

Winning that game felt better than sex. Lasted way longer too.

:)

Really enjoyable win. Didn't create so much but were totally in control.

Chelsea will probably still win the league.

>Courtois dead
>Alonso ded
>having to play Zouma
>Conte still memeing with Costa
Spurs just wont he title.

TTSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

That was fun. Never would have expected that kind of performance from the team selection, but it was clear Jose went with hard working lads to get in their faces.

Rashford has been looking really good lately too.

this was a Mourinho type of win. Today they'll remember why IT was a mistake

Spurs have a harder run in, but they don't have any problems scoring goals. Whereas Chelsea has >costa

SEETHING

His workrate was great all season, it's the technical aspect that needs work, then again, he's fucking 19 so the future looks bright.

No. They'll choke. They always do.

No idea what Chelsea were doing, awful performance on their part.
lel

0 - Chelsea failed to have a single shot on target in a PL game for the first time since Sept 2007 (v Man Utd at Old Trafford)

3-5-2 worked out great. Looked like the old hard working attacking united team I fell in love with

Joyous!

Did Chelsea even have a shot on target in this game? So pathetic lol.

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Don't cut yourself too deep tonight buddy.

Don't mock the Slovak too much. He might finally kill himself

they were playing against a Mourinho team.
it's tough, it's not lads fault.

You gonna use scissors or a knife to cut yourself tonight?

>United's £650m squad finally get a good result

Congrats lads. You must be very proud of your business.

>fucking a toilet

Recent picture Netherlands or France? Maybe England? No? Germany then.

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If the Fa Cup game was at home we would have won that too

Losing 2:0 to a Mourinho team in 2017 is very embarrassing though. Ok Tractor, Hull, West Brom or Anderlecht all did better

>customers think they are relevant again
>5th in the league

Or if the ref didn't ruin it.

this desu

It's the Shopping Zone™ at Old Trafford actually

Why are there no good trolls on Sup Forums anymore?

because everyone's more aware that baiting is a thing so anything that looks the slightest bit silly just gets called bait. and shitty bait gets plenty of (you)s these days.

london

>FINALLY get a home win against an out of form of Chelsea wirth refball

WERE BACK LA
TOP 4 GUARANTEED LA
NEXT YEAR OUR YEAR LA
BE AFRAID LOL LA
GREASEMAN AND LUKAKU CONFIRMED LA
CUP TREBLE STILL ON LA
COMMUNITY SHIELD TOTALLY COUNTS LA
JOSE IS A GENIUS LA
ENGLISH TALENT LA
THE KIDS COMING GOOD LA

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Refball then bus park.

wew impressive

been working for Chelsea all season

Yeah that too. What makes me laugh is ppl think Anderlecht could get a result at OT after we've beaten the probable PL champions 2-0

>ZERO shots on target
>concede two goals and couple good chances
>MUH BUSPARKING

It's another episode of popular team in global sport has global fans.

Don't forget that Man Utd played midweek, while Chelsea have only literally had the league to concentrate on.
Conte talking all week about how stronk Chelsea is, and how it's got nothing to do with no yurop

Based Slovak 4d chess

I sense butthurt Chelsea customers

Because once you're behind to a bus-parking side you're forced to press forward, except with 11 men behind the ball you're unlikley to get a clear shot on goal and with Man United's pace babbys you're likely to concede chances. That's a fact Chelsea would have to deal with if they brought it on themselves. Except they didn't, since the first goal was illegal, and so the rest of what occured is not Chelsea's fault that their game plan was invalid and Man United shouldn't take any credit.

Don't you have gays to cane?

>forced to press forward
>0 shots on goal

Cool story bro

>first goal was illegal
If it was illegal the ref would have disallowed it.

>says the Norwegian customer

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Demented apex autist.

I don't support english teams m9, just like to watch glory hunters like >YOU mad

>Game 35 - Boro (H)
>Game 36 - West Brom (A)
>Game 37 - Watford (H)
>Game 38 - Sunderland (H)

As sad as it sounds, Chelsea still have this in the bag.

It would take a collapse of epic proportions for this 4-point lead to die.

Especially considering Spurs' fixtures, who still have Arsenal and United to face.

They can easily draw against WBA and Watford might have a meme game and shock them.
Though Tottenham have a much tougher list and are likely to capitalise on any dropped points.

Are any of the other clubs left in the Europa League a serious threat to Man United?

Anyone really desu, >we are so inconsistent. Mostly worried about Lyon/Besiktas and Celta Vigo (because Spanish teams love Europe).

Would be a travesty if United don't win it though.