Priyanka Chopra on Playing a Bond Girl: 'Fuck that — I Wanna Be Bond'

Priyanka Chopra on Playing a Bond Girl: 'Fuck that — I Wanna Be Bond'

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>"My name's Loo, Poo in Loo."

>James Bond
>James

If you change the name, it's not a bond film. Jane Bond just sounds cringy as fuck.

Licence to poo in the loo

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I fucking hate the west.

What if she identifies as male? James would be ok then

Can I be a bond guy?

We can meet up in mallorca and she can suck my dick by a pool. don't worry I won't be a hassle to the plot.

Cool, it's just a movie, anyway.

Top kek

>I Wanna Be Bond

Cool. I want to be an immortal trillionaire with a space ship and laser gun but it just ain't so.

It's culture. I bet you think Shakespeare is just a playwrite

How about a gender-neutral Jamie Bond?

Poo, Jane Poo

Pretty sure if they did a film like that, they would just call it Bond. Hell, they'll probably do that anyways.

I wouldn't mind Bond girl seducing other girls

That's cool immigrant cunt but why do you need to invade the Bond franchise?

Why couldn't you be some sort of female super spy in an original universe? Oh that's right .. because you're worthless and need to get the fuck out of the west.

underrated post

Dr. Poo
From India With Love
Pooball
You Only Poo in the Streets
For your Streets Only
Poofall
Poo and let Poo

Only someone that really represents true Britishness should be the next Bond, I think Nadiya Hussain should take the role after Daniel Craig

>starring Melissa McCarthy

>inb4 new Bond is muslim to better represent the Brits.

I want them to do it just so they can watch it hemorrhage money like that shitty Ghostbusters film

You Only Poo Twice
GoldenPoo
Quantum of Poo

On Her Majesty's Secret toilet
Octopotty
The shit-smeared streetlights
GoldenLoo
The Street Is Not Enough

>poo and let poo

10/10

Poofinger
Poo in eye
Pooperball
The pooing streetlights
The poo who loo'd me

Hive mind doe

Why do they want to be Bond, instead of an original female spy or an already set female spy like Salt?

PooRaker

>laser gun
>not a plasma rifle
Pleb

Don't forget Octopoopy

Because being a female Bond would garner 100x the attention.

> Implying you queers wouldn't want to watch a British qt spy movie

Not a cuckboi like you.

Jane Bond fucks Tarzan, played by Idris Elba. Like pottery

JANE?

>pottery

There will be a Muslim tranny Bond within a decade at this rate.

"Toilet paper. Quilted, not coarse"

I wouldn't mind Elba being Bond, he's a civilised nigger.

I'd fucking riot if this shitskin whore became bond though.

>URgay

ayyy got em'

What was the first movie to have a black PotUS?

The names Bond, On Bond

I'd watch it.

FPBP

Why are women so obsessed with pretending to be men this days? Third wave feminism has really poisoned there little minds.

>I wanna be Bond


Wish into one hand, shit ito the other, see which one fills first you fucking curry nigger.

you go girl

If this is what the market wants, I don't see an issue. If the film flops, it's not our problem. Maybe she'll realize no one wants this then. I mean, she probably won't. She'll blame sexism for no one wanting to see Jane Bond when even women wouldn't want to sit through a pandering shitfest.

Lurk moar

Hmm
Manchurian Candidate?
24 has a black prez, but it is a TV series

Don't give them ideas

Why is it socially acceptable to swear nowadays?

Women will inevitably fail at being Bond because they have no clue about what his character is really about. James Bond is a man (or series of men of you believe James Bond to be an alias) who drowns himself in alcohol and women to forget about the his pain and misery, with his duty "for King and country" the only thing keeping him from suicide.

When has a woman sacrificed herself for a greater ideal or the benefit of us all? Rarely, and none of those women would give a flying fuck about a fictional spy story, because they're actually doing something of importance.

Poo another day

From flusher with love

>Poofinger
>From India with Loo

1933, Rufus Jones for President

FPBP

Thunderbowel

If a women ends up as bond i will laugh my ass off as it bombs spectacular, you cant just take a alpha male movie series and make it a women thing. They need to invent their own movies series this is the only way it can work.

>On Her Majesty's Secret Shitter

jesus, just for that I'd fire her ass. How arrogant and self-entitled you gotta be to whine about getting a job by saying you want more??
Pretty sure you can find a generic indian girl anywhere

Progress for the sake of progress is the modus operandi of the left.

Just kill the damn series before SJWs take it PLEASE BRITAIN

First post does it again.

>"No Mr Pajeet. I expect you to poo."

kek as always, Englandistan has the best banter.

This.

They need to stop poowashing white culture.

Could you imagine the outcry if there were a scene similar to when Bond went through the cock and and ball torture in Casino Royale, except with a woman? Society loses its mind when it sees women experiencing a fraction of the suffering that it's used to guys getting. There would be no movie if the protagonist never faced the threat of real pain or danger.

The Street Is Not Enough.

Lol Ghostbusters reduex

When people think of a spy they think of James Bond, when people hear female spot they think of a woman that was getting fucked by the enemy so she could steal secrets

>mfw this pic used to not have a self-explanation
>mfw most of Sup Forums was too stupid to understand the meaning without a handholding description

Fucking retards, all of us

She can play Number 2

No, no, NO. She has to be white then!

They think that being a traditional woman is the worst thing you can be therefore to be a liberated woman they must become men in every way but genital.

But Bond is a fucking Scottish Male! If they pick non-Brit coloured on the role, I am assassinating casting director and nominee. Not even kidding, I served in Foreign Intelligence Service for 7 years and this is personal offense. Those yids probably would never do shit anymore after that.

>Do you expect me to talk?

NO MS. BOND I EXPECT YOU TO USE THE FUCKING TOILET.

kek in the dek

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>002
kek

>I wanna be a man, seducing women
Well, it's nice she took this opportunity to come out as a transsexual, but it shouldn't really make the news. I mean, who is this person, anyway?

And Q is a tech support :^)

>I wanna play a character I can't possibly play
Did this bitch complain that she can't play Jesus Christ too?

Pryanka Lopra sounds like shit Hollywood actors pretending to be eastern european say.

>Mfw this is the only reason
REEEEEEEEEEEE

Dr Poo

From Pushin out a Loaf

Brownfinger

Shitunderballs

You Only Wipe Twice

On a Massive Shit Drenched Sandwich

Shit-hands are Forever

Shit and Then Die

The man with the Golden Bum

The Brown eye who loved me

Shitraker

For your brown eye only

Oops -a-shitty

A poo to a kill

The Straining day shites

Licence to shit

Browneye

Tomorrow never wipes

The turd is hot enough

cont...

Do it Ivan, Godspeed.

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>For your loo only
>I never need to hide
>You can see so much in me
>So much in me in me that's new
> never felt till' I poo'd in youuuu~
>For your looooooooo onlyyyyyyyyyy
>ooooonlyyyyyy 4 u

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>EBIL RUSSIA IS AT IT AGAIN
>Ms. DOUBLE O POO GO IN AND STOP THE RUSSIANS
>the entire movie is about Russians SOMEHOW not noticing that russian infact do know how to use a toilet.

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>wanting to watch a Bond movie with a bad cheap gimmick instead of a simple well-executed Bond film
I'd watch a qt British spy movie if they tried to make something good on their own.

>Brownfinger
>Shit and Then Die
>The Straining day shites
Cracked me up

FPBP

Every fucking thread there's some faggot who says this. He's not a good actor. He can play one character: British gangster. The only reason faggots keep talking about him is because they hold blacks to such low standards. Any white actor with the same talent as Elba would be some Z-list fuckface who only gets cast in SyFy originals.

Fuck you anyone else who says this stupid ass shit.

>Priyanka Chopra
>qt British girl

I hate my country's reputation

Embrace diversity you fucking stupid goy.

>At least we're not speaking German!!

Heard a host on NPR ask if this was "a great response or the greatest"

Followed by the typical npr guest forced laughter.

I swear to god liberalism is a disease