Right, I always thought my dicks was small and thin when I looked at it...

Right, I always thought my dicks was small and thin when I looked at it, but I measured it the other day and its 5/6 inch long and 3/4 inch around when soft, which is apparently above average, but when I see other peoples dicks they look bigger, is that just a perception thing or is the average size bullshit?

That's not above average, that's pretty much exactly average.

When I checked the average size is 3.6 inch apparently, anyway, like I said, everyone else's seems thicker than mine when soft

that's flaccid you fucking retard

Nothing wrong with having a small dick, bro. It just means you get to watch your girl bounce on much bigger cocks and if you're lucky she'll let you have sloppy seconds.

Unless you settle for a uggo that no one else wants

It's much more satisfying to get an attractive wife and just let her fuck whoever she wants. It's gotten to the point I can tell who her date was based on taste.

Im talking about flaccid you fucking retard, thats why I said "soft"

That's cuck shit, literally disgusting

Stop worrying about what other people think. Once you get a girl's clothes off, unless your dick is ridiculously small, no one cares.

Awww did I trigger you?

Nah Im not really worried, just confused, if someone told me they had a 5/6 inch penis flaccid, the image in my head would be larger than what mine looks like to me, either im shit at judging sizes or seeing my dick from above is throwing me off completely

Whatever. Guess I shouldn't get disgusted by a whore's walking bank account.

Small, large, average.. Don't matter a damn thing. Just get some pussy and stop watching porn all the fckn day dawg!

Nah I always think big dicks in amateur pictures look bigger than mine.

But several girls have said it's big, like one girl was scared it wouldn't fit when she saw it

Don't worry about it dude

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>Small, large, average.. Don't matter a damn thin
easier said than done

Good to hear, the amount of times I chickened out of shagging a bird because I thought my dick was small, Im gonna go out and fuck everything that moves tomorrow

nah man that's actually small. I thought the same of mine but it's around 7.5 inches and 4inch when not erect. And i've seen a lot of dicks.

Mate you're getting me paranoid again, birds always say 8 inch hard is a good size no? So 5/6 soft can't be that bad can it

Why not today?

Coz it's half 2 in the mornin

I haven't had an unsatisfied partner yet, but I do play a lot of sports and go to gyms etc and maybe it's location but my dick is a bit below average compared to others.

Go to bed UKfag

Fuck off you schlepper

Yeh I'm gonna get proper started at the gym

Do you not have work tomorrow?

Haha nah I'm a freelance editor so I can start work at anytime in the day

I start work at 2pm delivering for Asda so I'm good too lol

What do you edit?

good for you

Isn't 5/6 inch mean five sixth of an inch and 3/4 inch mean three quarters of an inch? Guys rocking a few mentos.

Tasda. I edit fashion/glamour photos

Five Sixths of an inch is not average. That's called a micro penis.

And Three Quarters of an inch when soft? That's only slightly smaller than when it's hard. I think your fears may be justified op.

I obviously meant between the two haha if I was 3/4 of an inch I'd be pretty fucking worried

>Glamour

user I would love to see your work

Secret time, once a photographer sent me a batch of glamour to edit, and I went to school with the girl, I had a sly wank over those pictures

Mate don't be joshing, it wasn't sly

These threads make me sad cause I'm not a career guy and I can't afford the things I want.

I wonder if the photographer expects the editors to be wanking over the pictures

Just try and get a job doing something you enjoy

Proabably. He loves having a massive stash too.

Haha probably does, the amount of 50+ male glamour photographers is astounding, they probs just love seeing a bit of young tit

Man I go to the big photography show at the NEC every year with my dad, and all the booths with the models are just rammed with those dudes.

haha heres me taking the piss, 30 more years and ill be there with my camera

Most of them are smoking hot to be fair.

Also Comic-con is usually going on in the next hall, there's like half dressed Harley Quinn and Wonderwoman cosplays everywhere, highly recommend.