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Planned Parenthood edition

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*shows penis*

the gf

Business Plan: et drunk on rum like a pirate and imagine I have a gf.

How is everyone day going?

*steals your foreskin*

dumb smelly yanks

*makes a broth out of it*

Should I buy this? Coconut oil is lube.

whats the good word

This board is shit and these threads are SHIT

>2000+17
>not getting high from your desktop vape

enjoy your liver (damage)

What do you need lube for? You some kind of homo?

whats that in freedom dollars, 50 bucks?

no foreskin

need lube to jerk off

>spending hundreds of dollars on a vape

how would I get liver damage from not vaping?

I think circumcision is the one good thing I learned about from browsing Sup Forums.

Actually that is called an *investment*.

GIVE ME AMAZON ALREADY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Use spit and moisturizer you retard.

You would think that eh faggot

She's cute

>Actually that is called an *investment*.

the gf

You're cute

>hes circumcised
>he needs lube/spit to jack off

what the FUCK

Link to whatever that is.
I need a good laugh.

hola

what is /cum/'s thoughts on ethereum?

hej

>haha men's rights are a joke
>now shut up and give me your baby's foreskin!

WAHOOOO

I know

Russian scam to get money off gullible no coiners

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

como estas?

Time to start drinking.

Lotion or Cocoa Butter, its what I use.

>no flame vest

what a poser

It's 10 AM

no its 3 AM you dumb fuck

the ghf

Post your Amazon cart

It's 8:33 PM you knobs.

it's 8:32PM m8

are you fucking gay or what?????????

It's 7:32, retards. Look at a clock.
No

saved

my carts empty

do normies leave stuff in their cart without buying anything?

It's 6PM actually

Add it to your cart and buy it later. I just use Save For Later for shit I might buy later. The cart is for things I plan on buying soon.

>normies

god i want to be a normie so bad. little steps i guess.

actually it's 8PM

girls on bikes

pretty good, you?

*shits in your clock*

now its poo pm

First step is abandoning your lust for yellow women

Koreans are subhuman

normies are born normies

you will always be a loser

False

I fucked up so bad /cum/
i told a girl i like that i love cats when in fact i hate them
also im posting cats on normibook and snapchat the whole day even on msn my day and she likes every post
i told her that i have a cat when i dont, where the fuck do i get one? she wants to see pictures

only thing I can think of getting is this, and even then, I still have my OG

Craigslist
The only reason I have things in my cart is because I'm buying them for my girlfriend and my dog needs something else to chew

do not get a cat if you cannot take care of a cat
just own up to your lies and resolve to be a better person

redpill yourself my friend. They are partially sentient sex robots

just borrow one from a friend or adopt, duh

if you don't give me a kiss right now, oh boy, there's no knowing what could happen next

then where is my qt sex robot korean gf?
check mate

Stop talking to her because clearly you are a fucking autist.

Only billionaire kpop managers have the privilege of creating and fucking them

this is literally the plot to a doujin I read one time

Life truly imitates art

useless as always, i'll steal a stray cat

Just saw the dentist for the first time in like 5 years

Hey buddy how are you?

Would ya, /cum/?

I really like girls with brown hair and brown eyes.

>i told her that i have a cat when i dont, where the fuck do i get one? she wants to see
Get some from my Tumblr
catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

Me too

That's normie for Canada.

Unironically love that this is our president

I fucked up

>Unironically love that this is our president

...

It's not nice to bully the leader of small Slavic countries trying to leave Russia's sphere.

I already made a shitpost about it. I don't browse Sup Forums, I just post bait sometimes. I've gotten more net attention from asian girls than white girls in my life even though there are usually more white girls around.

I think it just trained me or something.

Truly an Emperor

I envy you, America

yeah but it's funny as fuck

>retard american thinks slav has higher precedence over balkan

Better safe than sorry

Montenegro will surely hold a referendum to become part of Russia now and start burning US flags no2, what do DRUMPF do?! Fucking IDIOT!

Nigger, Russia has massive influence of Montenegro. The government tried to join NATO ASAP because they were afraid of the Russians starting another conflict like they did with Ukraine and Georgia.

>strong leader

I'm pretty certain that I remember you saying that the word Prague comes from a Celtic language and that Celts founded Prague.

weedman would HEEM trump desu

An infant could knock out weedman with that chin of his

What should I read next buddies

>The government tried to join NATO ASAP because they were afraid of the Russians starting another conflict like they did with Ukraine and Georgia.
Autism. Ukraine and Georgia are former USSR states with large Russian minority populations while Montenegro was part of Yugoslavia which loathed both Russian influence and western influence

>I'm pretty certain that I remember you saying that the word Prague comes from a Celtic language and that Celts founded Prague.
No you just can't remember shit. I was referring to Bohemia which comes from the name of the celtic tribe Boii that once inhabited the area

That's the first shot.

I'll take as many shots as the last digit of this post.

The old testament