This thread was interesting last night, so lets hit it again.
Tell /b a secret that could impress fellow degenerates. I'll share mine.
>have been in 2 relationships with women who were into ageplay. I fucked them both while they wore wet diapers and frilly dresses and babbled like toddlers.
>several years ago in my teens, I wrote a Hermionie/Luna romantic fanfic that is now "famous" in the community
Come on fags, what have you done?
bump
I'm a gayfag and I do that with my boyfriend.
Got my wife black out drunk and high in MDMA so I could ass fuck her. Basically raped her, kicking, screaming, crying the works. Just pumped her ass for almost 5 hours. It was beyond cash.
i sent moot 4 dollars to save Sup Forums and he used to to go to mexico
i was there for habbo and the pool having aids as well as the maplestory furcadia and gogaia raids
i was there when snacks got caught with cp
when user went public and tried to fight real world social battles i went to some of the first gatherings when everyone still wore masks, fucked hot user chicks who thought they were making the difference, left before it hit mainstream news, theres a newspaper clipping from a major city that im in but i have a faggot guy fawkes mask so only a few people know its me
i flashed boxxy on public transit and she flashed me back
im the guy who set the fires every year for 5 years
i know what a rotting body smells like
i hate niggers and not because of their skin but i genuinly hate the way they act and everything about rap and black culture. youre loud and rude go fuck yourself
i creampied my friends girlfriend
i creampied food at work
i creampied my landlords dog
i save all the bad pics and redistribute them only because i hate censorship
i give away torrents of hard to find porn, games, and snuff
i update leaked password lists and wikipedia
one of my main hobbies includes hacking into chinese office security cameras to watch the bored milfs have fun etc
im aroused by sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Ive had a quid pro quo affair with my girlfriends daughter. She is 12 but her mom is a bit heavy handed at times, so I get her permission, or give her money, weed a few times, etc. She lets me fuck her which is weird and awesome, Ive cum in her a few times which is dumb.
My name is Joshua James lambert I live on the gold coast Australia. And I have sex with blow up dolls in public.
But.... your wife dude?
How the fuck are you okay with that?
Remember, its supposed to be REAL secrets fag.
>im aroused by sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
you SICK FUCK
Um, ok
Then tell us more dude.
oh shit which part, I'll try to catch you at it
I search Craiglist/Google (mostly craigslist) for bitches (female dogs) that aren't spayed. I get as many as I can. I train them for months sometimes to let me fuck them and make them "fuck" each other. I train them to lick each other's pussies and make out. I've bought several Bluetooth vibrators and stuck them up their pussies. Cont?
I was a child prostitute of sorts for about four years of my life.
Go on.....
I had three girls pregnant at the same time, all pregnant within the same three week period. I worked my ass off to convince them to keep their babies. Girl one knew about girl two but not girl three. Girl two and three knew the whole story. For three months I had the whole thing going, all three girls halfway convinced to keep their baby and that we would all be cool and that it takes a village. Girl one thought her only competition was girl two, and she kept saying "I don't want to be your second wife" because she knew girl two had a leg up. The other two were just tripping balls about the whole idea. I was constantly putting out fires. Then girl one decided she didn't want to sacrifice her career in music and got an abortion. Then girl three had a miscarriage. Twins. Girl two kept her baby, my daughter.
When the smoke cleared and I only had one kid in the oven I was fucking devastated. I thought I was going to be the king of the world, with four kids from three moms all with basically the same birthday. It took me a few years to not feel bummed about it.
DetailS please
If this is real, you suck.
he stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>have been in 2 relationships with women who were into ageplay. I fucked them both while they wore wet diapers and frilly dresses and babbled like toddlers.
all great except for the diapers.
ageplay is the kink of the future, but diapers just aren't sexy.
one time i got quints in a thread where i was asking if i should cheat on my girlfriend with a 16year old it was 555555 the picture was an rpg catgirl with sword.
iv had my dick sucked by a guy because his girl was my friend and wanted to punnish him by having him suck a dick bigger than his, she wanted me to fuck him in the ass too but i decided not to
im not in the illuminati but i am a clever cunt and i distribute their secret information freely for various reasons. nobodys tried to silence me yet but i swear to god i have a voicemail from Jordan Maxwell
im pretty sure nasa is a bunch of liars and we cant land on other planets
im pretty sure giants were real at one time and the Smithsonian buys all the sites and shuts it down because they want to use the bones to clone super soldiers for military unacknowledged special projects
i fingered a shark, it was a boy shark
my first middle and last names each contain 6 letters and im pretty sure im jesus, but i think youre jesus too youre just not trying hard enough
i know how to turn lead into gold using electrolysis
i have a map to the secret nazi gold
i can tell the difference between butter and "i cant believe its not butter"
Let my very young sister grind on me when she sat on my lap. Pretended to not notice.
Why?
I live at nerang. Happy to meet and let you watch me have sex with my doll
Of sorts?
Also, pics or it didn't happen.
yes what do you do with them after, do you have to buy them?. go into more detail
Are you sure user?
I'm a normie who has a good job that pays well and a long term relationship. Most outlandish things about me are my fetish for ss and beast, neither of which have been acted upon/observed irl. My gf had a bit of a cuckqueen phase years ago and would let me fuck prostitutes so long as she was informed. We even had a threesome with once. Aside from that the closest I've come to cheating is getting a happy ending at an asian massage place. I don't do drugs except for a ritalin prescription and I barley drink.
yep.
pacifiers are fine, cute little dresses and stuffies are great, and I've had girls who like to roleplay under 6. but diapers are just not sexy.
Because you hurt real people for, what sounds like, a fucking kink.
I agree with this user.
Diapers are nope but I'm all for kids underwear.
this
cute little panties? so fucking hot
Thirded. Diapers are gross man.
One day you will understand... having a cutie sit in your lap as she moans and whimpers, and you can feel her diaper getting warm and heavy....
I shit you not, best thing ever.
when i was in middleschool i would screw around with my friends little sister and she always had the kids underwear,
makes me so horny still
little girl pussy tastes liek honey
its not made up, texture sweetness and everything
>im aroused by sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
you monster
I don't have any surprising new kinks coming my way. I'm old enough that the girls I do this with really could be my daughter.
cute undies now please?
You get the abridged version because typing on phone is annoying
> be raped by father at 10
> have very rapey relationship with him after that
> a year after he gets the idea to begin pimping me out to other men for money
> had sex once every two weeks for the next four years
It's not as "exciting" as it may sound
I am a CD that has a moderate following.
Is that impressive?
Probably not
do you resent him for it
whats your biological sex?
I once stole some girls underwear from a house I worked at. Stuffed them into my pocket and took them home to jack off over.
Felt immediate regret after I nutted. But I have since thought about doing it again.
>It's not as "exciting" as it may sound
For you. I'm fucking diamonds and I'm sure you came buckets.
Some I buy, some I get for free. I usually use the story "I had a dog just like her when I was little..." and go from there so as to not bring up any red flags. The ones I buy are pretty expensive for me because I work and pay rent so I have very little spending money.
I've been raising a couple of puppy bitches for almost a year now. I got them (2) together for free. They were at a yard sale in a box with a "To a Good Home". I bathe them, and all my bitches frequently because I hate dirty dog smell. I read guides from BF or wherever I can find them.
Basic dog training stuff. I taught them all to respond to snaps, claps, whistles, calls, etc to roll on their backs, bring me their pussies, lick my crotch (even if I'm wearing pants), line up. I have 4 right now but I get rid of them if like the vet, for example, starts asking questions. Like I left one vet alone with one of my bitches and when I came back he asked me questions like have I left her with anyone, are there any male dogs who are mating around my home, etc. Pretty fishy stuff so I fucked her in the ass and got rid of her after and changed vets.
I buy them sex toys as well as dog toys. When one of them is in heat, I stick a dog toy in her pussy and get it nice and wet give it to the others.
Cont? It's pretty late for me but I could stay up a little longer. I could talk more about the romantic side of things, and elaborate on the sex
I have a collection of nudes and videos of a ton of girls I know. Mostly sent directly to me but a few I stole. Some of my cousin and her bf fucking. This one girl I know started a premium Snapchat and I bought it and saved the content. I think I might have found porn of my mom thru a stranger on the internet.
Cont please
The part I didn't mention was that all three girls admitted to getting pregnant on purpose. They all claimed to be on birth control and had stopped, thinking that if they got pregnant our relationship would get serious. These were all women in their thirties who wanted babies and thought they were going to trap me. It was a complete freak of timing that this all went down in the space of one summer. I'd been sleeping with them all for varying amounts of time, and they all knew I wasn't monogamous. So when they all got pregnant at once I had no reason to not be into it. All three expected that their baby meant that we would "be together". Each one admitted it, with a sheepish grin, thinking it was cute.
Did you continue fucking any of these women? Baby raping is a massive red flag bro.
sometimes i bump threads
Yes, I resent him for it. I used to be really fucked in the head. I used to think that was just the way he showed love to me, but even if that were true, he also sold me to others for just money. He didn't need the money. I think he just didn't care about me.
yes im interested in this and have questions etc. do u creampie the dogs, if they are fixed do theyre vaginas not work anymore? when the dogs humping back can it hurt itself?
>I think he just didn't care about me.
He clearly cared enough to fuck you.
I knew someone who had a similar story, i was sad for her. what advice can you give in regards to like
if i know someones going through or has gone through that, what can i say to let them know its not their fault and i still like them anyway and they shoudlnt be ashamed etc. i know no words can ever fix it but is there any comfort you could have from someone caring?
also not to bring up insecurities or anything but do you ever worry you wont be able to have a genuine relationship or that you wont be able to be honest with a partner etc, im curious about the damage it may have done to your future relationships. you dont have to say anything u dont want ot but i figure since were strangers u know
Funny, never slept with any of them again. They're all still friends. The musician is pretty successful. I produced her first album and I support her career. The girl who miscarried has an older son and we stay in touch. The other girl is the mother of my daughter and I see her almost every day because of parenting stuff. She's probably the closest person to me and is still pissed that I fuck other girls and not her.
Foursome:At a point I had 3 bitches, who I had named after Disney princesses, whose heat cycles matched up for 2-3 days. It was fucking hot having all three of them arching their backs begging for my cock. I would fuck Ariel, for example, for like 4 minutes and then Belle would start licking my cock/Ariel's pussy so I would have to pull out of Ariel to fuck Belle. I creampied Snow (a very pale GS) and she laid on her back licking away at her pussy and Ariel and Belle eventually helped her.
Daily Basis: I play videogames, watch TV, lurk on Sup Forums, basic stuff, but I'm also a guy so I'm always horny. If I'm sitting on the couch I might finger one of my bitches while she's laying next to me. If I'm about to go to sleep and one of them is on my bed I clap so they roll on their back and I eat them out. I live alone so I walk around naked for hours, if not the whole day, so they're always licking me.
Romantic:I treat all of them not necessarily as my girlfriends but very close. I make out with them sometimes, cuddle, take them out, etc. But I always make sure they know they're pretty much sex slaves.
Vibrators: They're the ones camwhores use. Dog vaginas are slanted up so the whole thing pretty much fits in there. They don't wear them all the time but when they do I buzz them throughout the day.
I'll continue but I think I'll answer people's questions more, while still throwing it a story in the answers. If I keep typing my routine, I'll be here for days
I wanna know how much he charged
I’ve dated millionaire just because I could. Most rich dudes are crazy as fuck as well as super kinky. One guy was super cucky and wanted me to sleep with as many guys a day as I could. He said if we got married I would walk down the isle with cum running down my leg.
Another dude was REALLY anti Semitic like Sup Forums levels of Jew hate but in the real world. Mind you this guy was worth 10mil so I was really confused. He told me that any time he tries to buy properties that Jews will only sell to other Jews. I took this moment to tell him I was jewish(I’m not I’m polish) just to see what he said. Without skipping a beat he goes “oh, so you know how they are then”
Another dude would work out for 4 hours every day after work to get rid of his stress. He hated being such a huge asshole at work, so when he would see me I would dress him up like a girl and fuck him in the ass. I think he liked not having to be in control. I’ll go ahead and add a photo of him in girls leggings and panties but I’ll crop out his face.
Lovely.
I think everyone is different, but in my experience I think the best thing to do is just show that you care about who they are, not who they aren't. Does that make sense? Like, I don't want someone to fix me like I'm some kind of walking problem, the past can't be undone. I want to be loved as is. My best friend had a similar history to my own, that's how we connected. I love her as is.
As for relationships, relationships are always messy. I think even if I was normal not much would be different there. I don't care about talking about my history or feelings, but people will never look at me the same.
I actually don't know, he never told me and I never asked. I never got any of that money anyway.
Yes I creampie them. If they're out of heat they usually lay down and lick their pussies. If they're in heat, they walk around and shake a little before licking their pussies.
>If they are fixed do theyre vaginas not work anymore?
Idk, I've never had a fixed bitch before.
My dogs do hump back, but not as much as pornstars in porn do. To signal them, I tap them on their spine while my dick's in them and they raise their ass up and down, sometimes they go back and forth. Like I said, not that intense but I use it to hold back my cum
>I never got any of that money anyway.
Didn't really care if you got any of the money. Just curious how much pre-pubescent pussy costs.
when i was in primary school,3rd or 4th class, not long after my Mother died, R.I.P,
> i used to think toilet paper had feelings.
so i wouldn't flush it down the bog.
instead, i'd hide it behind the toilet,
ja, shitty toilet paper an' all.
cue sister headmistress (nuns) coming into every classroom on our floor, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th classes, saying something akin to ;
> " GiRLS! THiS iS DiSGUSTiNG!
>THE GiRL RESPONSiBLE SHALL COME TO MY OFFiCE
> AT BREAK TiME AND ADMiT THiS ATROCiTY!!!*rant,rave,etc.*"
a week later, she was nearly in tears,begging us.
i told my Dad, and he told the child psychiatrist i was attending.
the nun learnt i was no psychopath jnr., but more like a bit of a mental case a more than a bit psychotic .
for a nun (many were very unsuited to dealing with children, women, and any other types of humanity,sentient beings, apart from bestowing fondness on clippings from the gardens of the parochial house for the altars, and so on.
and in general, except, of course, for the priest, whom they cow-towed / mother superior'd in a psuedo bdsm way.
imo, catholithism, and moreover, christianity is quite warped indeed.
i turned to paganism, The Goddess, aged 9, and felt a lot happier.
certainly no more coprophobic episodes.
mind you, according to frued, that would have been my anal phase, aged 6?7?8?.
how do you find rich people to date?
>but people will never look at me the same.
I know how it feels to think that and its good to be wrong sometimes.
This is good insight. I didnt take into account that you might just want to be treated normally.
it comes from a desire to assist you, to have you be happy and to let you know youre not alone and if you need anything theyre there. it didnt occur to me that maybe moving past it is the best action.
still its hard to tell how the other person feels, i wouldnt want to never bring it up thinking that i was being insencitive or not being there when im needed. i hope this confusing mess isnt horribly confusing
I masturbated next to my 2 year old niece while she was sleeping while watching TV on a couch in the living room.
Millionaire match
would it be noticable to a person who doesnt fuck their dog, that someone fucked their dog?
I'll go into more detail about some of the kinkier stuff I've done.
I have sold some off/pimped them out. The most I've gotten paid was $1,500 by 3 guys that wanted an already trained bitch to run a train on. Fat slobs, with tiny dicks but money's money. Drove for about a day until I got to a cabin, I thought I was going to get murdered but luckily they were the basement dwellers type so I didn't fear them much after I met them. They asked me if I wanted to stay and watch. I did. Two of them spitroasted her, first and last time I've ever seen anything like it. They ran out of breath after like 5 thrusts. All three of them creampied her which is disgusting because all that cum.
I bought a strap on for one of them and that was very difficult to strap on. I had to do some modifications but it worked. I had to guide her but eventually I got one bitch to mount another and I spilled the strap on in and made them fuck.
I've fucked all except for 2 of my bitches out in public. One of them I fucked in a bathroom late at night when I was walking her. I fucked 2 by a lake when we went camping, and one in the water (it was shallow so I could stand and hold her in place).
And currently I have one that's pregnant and I'm hoping to throw incest into the mix. I hope she has a couple of boys so they can fuck her and then she can get pregnant. I really want to see how fucked up dogs can get after generations of incest.
he's right you know
I don't know.
I mean, you can help without needing to treat someone like they're still in that situation. That might come off as bitchy, I don't know. It's like, I'm not still in that awful situation. I don't want to be treated like I'm still a child fucktoy. Sure, I might be a bit messed up in the head because of that, but I just want to be loved as is. If you don't love me the way I am then you don't love *me*. Does that make sense?
You and all like you, and that woman's father, are truly cancer and can only redeem yourself by drinking a gallon of paraquat.
Your mothers would die in their sleep, gladly, had they thought a hideous deformed larvae a thing like you, had slithered out from between their legs rather than a toilet pan.
kys.
You can stop now
What do you mean? If you mean you want to fuck someone's dog and you're afraid of them finding out, I would advice against it. People are smart. If they see their dog licking their pussy and they know that you were around they're going to put 2 and 2 together
If you're saying you want to fuck your own dog, don't worry about it. Their pussies absorb your cum and their vaginas should be back to normal in 2 or more days
>>one of my main hobbies includes hacking into chinese office security cameras to watch the bored milfs have fun etc
What do they do?
Dude with Daisy's destruction said he would share if someone got quints. I rolled. Got it. He posted a link but I left thread and just thought about what I did lol
You can still accept yourself as is while also understanding that you went through a great amount of trauma that needs to be dealt with. You have to let yourself feel your emotions. You can get past it if you never develop through that pain. It won’t be fun, and in fact it’s probably going to make you feel shit for an extended period of time. However if you make it though I think you will find yourself in a much better mental state
No i get it.
do you have a spouce and if so, what is it about the relationship thats not doing it for you
>I never got any of that money anyway.
Bullshit. Kept you clothed and fed, didn't it?
I live in an apartment complex, I was slowly inching my way into my neighbor's daughter until I finally fucked her
a lot of the time theyre hanging out and sharing snacks talking in cute chinese. sometimes its a casual office and its shirts undies and slippers, iv acessed cameras that were actually inside toilets, street cameras, and personal webcams but the office girls are by far the best, they always get up to some shit. what gave me the idea to do it is one time i was buying runescape gold and the service needed to actually speak with me to verify so they called me and it was a qt chinese girl asking for my combat level. i chatted her up in game and found out where she worked out of, rest is history
>i can tell the difference between butter and "i cant believe its not butter"
Explain
Its a substitute for butter which claims to be identical in taste and texture to actual butter.
>You can still accept yourself as is while also understanding that you went through a great amount of trauma that needs to be dealt with.
That's what I mean, but "needs to be dealt with" is iffy.
>However if you make it though I think you will find yourself in a much better mental state
It's been nine years for me. I'm not going to change, I'm just me. If somebody wants a different me they need to find that person because I can't be that version of me.
No I don't have a spouse.
We weren't super poor or anything. He probably spent all that money on cocaine or whatever.
Im 21 dating and regularly fucking a 17 year old whos in to rape and ageplay. das about it
Did you ever enjoy it, have an orgasm from one of the men or your dad, or masturbate to it intentionally or uncomfortably since then?
also did they cum in you
But it's not butter?
had consensual sex with my sister since we were 12
I dont know how to greentext so if someone could teachme id be grateful.
So I met a girl online, shes 13 and im 15. shes from another country. she comes to mine. we met. shes cute. she tells me shes 11 but didnt want to tell me bcuz scared and she loves me and doesnt wanna lose me. im ok with that so I fucked as hard as I could. I loved her back then but If I could go back to those days id probably traumatize that child in 5 minutes
it is in fact, not butter
I spend way to much time on cam chat sites fapping with girls of a questionable age. Blackmailed a few
>I know how to turn lead into gold using electrolysis
Great, so does anybody with any idea about science. The cost of the energy required to do so for the output of a few particles of gold outweighs the value of said gold.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Done lots of sex talking through both text and mic with minors. Youngest around 12 when I was 19.
I'm still mostly clean I guess.
Gold is priceless as it does not tarnish or decay
your jew market value of objects is skewed.
they say the paper is worth something so for now it is, but we wil lreturn to natural law, and anyone worth anything would trade 9999 tons of lead and all the women of alexandria to make that shit into gold
I mean, to an extent. I definitely had a bit of Stockholm syndrome for my father. I didn't enjoy being used, but when you're young and in a shitty situation I guess you try to see the best in situations. I thought sex was the only way he could love me. It made sense to me at the time. And he'd always be nicer after sex, he'd buy me icecream and stuff. It seemed like it made him happy so it was for the best. I did get some physical pleasure from it, but it's not like I enjoyed it. I sometimes get aroused looking back on it then I think to myself "that's fucked up" and force myself to stop thinking about it. I'm always struggling dealing with any kind of sexuality.
I travel to third world countries and go on massive shootings sprees, the mainstream media never covers it because they're third world countries and you'd have to do the digs to find something, I've executed over 1000 innocent people in different ways (burning, mutilation, bullets, electrocution, bacteria injections, etc...) I'm basically the real life Not Important from Hatred, but in 3rd world countries. I also record some of my shooting sprees on a go pro camera but can't upload even behind 999 proxies otherwise white knight ex blackwater faggots will be all over my ass.
did the same when I was 19.
she was 13 and I had her on webcam furiously fingering herself to me.
hottest thing ive seen to date.
i dont think you should feel bad getting turned on by that sometimes.
i have something similar but not the same.
when i was young me and my friend played sex really early because we were both touched. now as an adult i think back to those first sexual experiences and how she was and im attracted to 13 year old girls because of it, when i think about it i make myself stop, but here and there i jerk to young anime girls.
hows your relationship with your father now?
were you bullied or neglected as a child
was there ever a point in your life where you thought people didnt have to act like
do you have any regrets
are you just trying to act hardcore
I've had single digits before. Hot af