>First family thanksgivings with girlfriend.
>Her parents are divorced so we have two dinners
>Go to her dads first they have dinner early 4pm or so
>Meet her dad, stepmom, stepbro who is really cool and her grandmother
>Hang out with stepbro he is into vidya and we just click feel like long time bros
>Normal family thanksgiving dinner Turkey etc
>Smoke my first cigar with her dad and stepbro after dinner
>Go back to dining table for desert stepbro jokingly says i want this dude as a brother in law
>Everyone laughs her dad says I will give you my blessings to marry my daughter
>We all have a good laugh, kind of uncomfortable but I could tell it was just in fun.
>We leave to go her moms on the ride over tell her how much I like her family
>I imagine what it would be like to be in the family
>I was raised by grandparents, both of them passed by the time I was 20 so I dont have any family really
>Get to her moms house. Much nicer house then her dads almost a mansion.
>Think holy fuck I hit the jackpot.
>Then I meet her mom....
con't ?
First family thanksgivings with girlfriend
Did you bang the mom?
Cont op
Go on gentleman
Come on faggot. Im excited af
CONTINOOOOOOOOOOOO
this seems like it has the makings of a decent GT bread for a change
Is op dead?
Tell uuus!
Hello...
This is her moms pic from facebook
>I have never met her mom before. I just know her and my gf are not close.
>Meet her mom outside by the garage she was outside smoking.
> She had 4 riding lawn mowers in garage that was confusing..
>Mom is dressed in a super slutty tight dress. Its so tight you can see the outlines of her nipple piercings.
>She has on stripper heels she has tattoos and long fancy finger nails.
>I am surprised as fuck because my gf is the kind of girl who is hot but doesn't know it and doesnt act it.
>(subtle brag)
>So we go inside I am expecting a really nice house fancy furniture and what not.
>Instead the house looks like a fucking used furniture store/pawnshop/toy store
>Furniture everywhere like taken apart beds in the dinning room. Chest of Drawers lined up in living room.
>Tons of boxes of stuff with household items. Racks of clothes. Shoes, sporting equipment its fucking weird.
>Anyways meet her step-dad. Step-dad is about 30 years older then her mom.
>He talks slow and just looks handicapped. Come to find out he got injured on a oil rig and got a bunch of $
>There is are two boys running around the house both of them in just diapers.
>The two kids are my gfs step bros they are twins
>I meet her step sis who is about 10 and is glued to her Ipad
>Hang out in living room with four couches with GF and her mom. Her stepdad is in kitchen cooking I think.
>Her mom is very flirty she is sitting on another couch across from me and gf.
>We are having small talk and she is telling gf how cute i am blah blah
>Her moms dress is pretty short and I am trying so hard to not try and look.
Con't
appreciate the story but no way that took 45mins to type - cmon user, we need a little more commitment
Bump
Goddamn user. More pics of the mom.
>gf goes up stairs to see her other step sis I have not met yet.
>Just me and her mom in living room across from each other on couches
>we are both pretending to watch the football game
>Her mom starts putting on a show. She says her feet hurt and take off her heels.
>She does not do this lady like at all she straight up is knowing I can see right up her skirt.
>I am trying so fucking hard to poker face. I am literally dizzy from trying to play cool.
>I have so many thoughts of porns that start this way and i am already trying to decided if I would fuck her.
>I am literally legit weighing the pros and cons of fucking my gfs mom an hour after I met her.
>She takes her shoes off and sits Indian style on the couch I can see straight up her dress black lacy panties.
>I have no idea what i must of have looked like poker faced, scared, loser mode. I cant even really talk.
>I keep wondering when my gf is going to come back downstairs.
>I have one eye on stairs, one eye on the football game and one eye staring at her moms crotch.
bump
Long story short: You're a retard and clearly your relationship with your gf is doomed for failure. Kys.
>Her mom finally sits normally and asks me to hand her the ash tray next to me
>I take it and stretch my arm out to hand it to her. Her mom also stretches and leans forward.
>I can see straight down her dress. Shitty white trash tattoo is distracting but she has some fucking great tits for a 40ish year old.
>Seems like I have been alone with her mom forever. We play an obvious game of peek a boo. We both know she is teasing me.
>Finally I hear my gf comming down stairs I look up and she is comming down stairs with her step sis.
>Her step sister is obviously half nigger. I am so tired of poker facing already. I shake her step sisters hand and she rolls her eyes at me
>I think to myself wtf is this nigger rolling her eyes at..anyways my gf says her and stepsis are running to Walgreens.
>I assume I am going and stand up and gf says to just stay. I feel uneasy and scared so I say no I will go i will drive yall its fine.
>Gf says we are going get girl products you need to just hang out here. Her, her mom and her stepsis all start laughing at me
bump
bumped with dubs. OP must deliver.
> suddenly gfs mom speakes up
> says I can try to hide it, but she can clearly see what I desire.
> she opens her legs slightly more
> but stopped and said that she'd need something from me first. Something very important. About Tree fiddy.
> and that's the moment i realized that wasn't my gfs mom it was that fucking 15 foot loch ness monster which had tricked me again.
I'm enjoying this
True that. Especially when you have a supposedly "hot" girlfriend but you're compelled to fuck a skanky 40yo with fake tits. Jesus Christ op I need to hear the rest of this
>After I met the rest of her 800 siblings her mom tells me to met her in her bedroom
>Dinosaur walks in from the closet
>I turn 1080 degrees and walk out
but who was phone?
Lame ass ending to an autistic story
>I kind of get butthurt they are laughing at me and go into my wanna be chad mode.
>I am going to be honest, I was scared of her mom. I was scared of the whole situation.
>I walk my gf and stepsis to door and browse all the of the stuff they have in the house
>I notice a bathroom and decide to take a piss
>Go in bathroom and look at shower. Bras and panties on a tiny clothes line.
>Of course I start looking at them. Two diff size bras one is a b cup one is c cup. C is obviously moms
>They have about 4 little thongs and a couple pair of bikini panties and decide im going to steal a thong.
>I look at them and they are all the same size. I am trying to decide what pair to steal.
>i am to myself to decide and I say to myself dont get the sisters she is half nigger
>So I am standing there trying to decide what pair is more likely to be mom when reality comes back
>I suddenly think...Dude you are about to steal a pair of your girlfriends moms panties wtf you sick fucker
>So I take a piss glance at the panties and walk out proudly knowing im not a fucking weird perv.
>Heading back to living room and see stepdad sitting at one of the dinning room tables.
>He looks like he wants to talk but I had already decided I was going back to watch the moms show
>It was my reward for not stealing any panties. Get to living room mom is back to sitting indian style.
>this time I sit directly across from her instead of cross corner.
>mom is not putting on show like i thought she would. So I wait until she starts talking and looks at me.
>I do the old grab the dick over pants and pretend to adjust when I am really just showing you goods
>Mom gets the signal loud and clear she leans back with her back arched clear shot of tits pushed out
>Able to see right up her dress.
>I adjust my dick my dick a few more times because now its half chub and I really want to show it off.
>straight lined boys body with tits
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Oh god, you hace fallen into the trap, your down fall is comming
f5f5
FUCKING CONT YOU NIGGER DON'T LET US HANG IN HERE
>The twins have been running around the house whole time. I payed them no mind.
>One of them runs to his mom and basically tells her he shit his diaper.
>Mom takes both kids into other room real quick
>Before commercial is even over she is back in living room.
>She starts picking up toys blatantly bending over with her ass facing me everytime.
>Like I said they have a ton of furniture and the living room has 3 couches in a U shape
>before I she was on the couch across from me and this time she sits on the couch thats next to me.
>I think here we go she is going to make a move.
>Almost as soon as she sits down she says she wants a smoke.
>She crawls on the couch to the one she was sitting on before to get her cigs.
>Her dress is ridden up now and almost her whole ass with shitty tattoos is exposed.
>I am not even pretending to not be looking she has on a thong and I am trying to get an angle to see
>some pussy lips or asshole. She lights her cig and pulls her dress back down and kind of blows the smoke at me.
>One of the twins start crying and she says she is so tired the kids wear her out. She kind of slides down the couch slouching.
>Doing this again pulls her dress up giving me a front peek.She then turns and uses the armrest next to me to kind of stand up
>she puts her tits about a foot away from my face looking behind us and yells at the kids
>When she is yelling at the kids she pulls her dress like she is trying to pull it up farther above her tits but it actually makes a space
>And I can see nip and piercing for a split second. I go into fuck it mode. I lean back and pull my slacks so they are tight on my dick
>I adjust it so its as bulgy as it can be and put my hands behind my back the same way you do when you get a blowjob.
C O N T
Kek
Dont know what to do faster, fap or press f5!!
Now what?
Penis is erect
Cont goddammit
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More... getting close to the Last page
Finally a good fucking thread. Please continue op.
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Fuck
This is basically the premise of a porno I was watching last night
Rip op
Hurry the fuck up op
Fucking bump ... Hurry op goddamn
Why doesnt he have this shit pretyped?
>She turns back looking to ash her cigarette and I see her look right at my crotch. She stares longer then a glance.
>She realizes the ashtray isnt there so just ashes on the carpet and rubs it in with her foot.
>She thinks i might be a feet fan and kind of kneads the carpet with her toes but that shit aint my jam so look back at the tv
>I adjust my dick about 4 or 5 times and peep to see if she is watching and she is.
>All of sudden It hits me again, this is my girlfriends fucking mom. This is not just a game with some cougar at a bar.
>I decide to stop being a fiend and sit up straight and text my gf seeing when they are getting back
>all of a sudden her mom grabs my phone out my hand
>I look at her like wtf are you doing is she trying to read me my gfs texts. She has the phone for like 10 seconds scrolling
>I am pissed and very confused I go to ask her wtf and she holds the phone out and sticks it between her legs and takes a pic.
>she throws the phone at me and sticks out her tongue and gets up and goes to the kitchen
>I grab my phone and fumble to hurry up and see the pic fucking cock blocked by shitty shot
this is the pic
pretty funny m8, i'll give you that.
name? source? anything?
This had better not be the end of the story user
Keep it going OP
Death created time to grow the things it would eat
stay woke nigga's
shittiest pick ever
what is the FB?
come on op we need moore
>a couple of minutes later my gf gets back
>Mom starts putting food out my gf gets back to being attached at my hip
>we have thanksgiving dinner. Shitty dinner obviously picked up from somewhere
>my horny wear off and just becomes awkward. Now Im like wtf was i thinking. I even laugh at myself and my gf looks at me like wtf a few times.
>stepdad is all fucked up cant even eat very well. sister and mom talking I try and talk to step sis
>step sis barely looks up from phone so I try and talk to other sister I kind of talk like in a kids voice and quickly realize i sound like a pedo
>even my girlfriend stops talking and looks at me for a second
>dinner ends we are leaving gf is hugging her stepdad, mom gives me a hug a kind of thrust my junk into her stomach. Stepsis saw this she looks at me funny
>I dont know what to do so i stick my hand out to shake her hand and again she rolls her eyes at me.
>I just say fuck it and head to door and tell my gf im going outside to call my parents and I will be in the car
>get in car take a better look at the pic her mom took and just laugh. Still kind of pissed nigger sis rollled eyes at me but laugh just the same
>Car ride home find out gfs mom has been married like 8 times kids with 4 diff men. All the furniture and stuff in house is from her divorces.
>says stepsis is preggo thats why they where gone so long. tells me her mom is fixing to put her husband in a home for people with brain injuries
>This cause gf to go off about mom. Pretty much says mom has HIV, hep c everything under the sun. Says mom has fucked and blackmailed alot of men
>Realize now the whole show was prolly just a ploy to get me to fuck up so she could blackmail me. Oh well was still crazy as fuck I figured you niggers would enjoy.
>had to wrap it up quicker then I wanted because class soon. So yeah that was my Thanksgiving
Yeah cause im gonna let you niggers find my gf
and see the thread where you fag message her
agreed if you had seen my face when I finally opened it on my phone it would have been reaction folder worthy.
user, I am disappoint.
I am not disappoint. Well done OP. Fuck this cumbucket whore.
worth a try
you fucking nigger... at least invent an alternative ending, so my raging cock get's his share!
Wrong board m8 desu
i really enjoyed this, this made my day better.
i was supposed to be working. but meehh
It took me all of 5 minutes to find her facebook.
I could be a "nigger" or a "fag" but instead I will just post this check filename
6/10 face
good story op
glad you didnt take the bait
this was way too long, but at least its semi believable
winrar
post more
now she looks even more like a crackwhore
send her that pic of her pussy
more
the fuck is winrar?
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>So I drop my gf off at home and am on the way home laughing at whole thing when my phone rings.
>look at phone and think who the fuck is CUM in my contacts.
She had texted herself from my phone and added herself to my contacts
>She tells me how bad she wants to fuck. I tell her what my gf said and no thanks to the blackmail
>Mom tells me yes what gf said was true but would she risk the millions from her husband she was getting
>to fuck a college kid? It made since and I was still super fucking horny so I said fuck it
>I headed back to gfs mom house. She told me to come in through garage husband was already asleep
>walk in and she on the couch in same outfit sitting indian style again with her mouth wide open and eyes shut.
>Unzip my pants and just about to put my dick in her mouth when I remeber HIV, HEP C all that.
>zip my pants back up and she opens her eyes. I say look you daughter also told me about your stds
>mom looks pissed, she says look I saved my contact as CUM because thats what I need, i want it.
>She says I dont care if you just jerk off into my mouth I have to eat some cum tonight.
>this is kind of weird so I tell her no im not gonna jerk off kind of lost my nerve tell her i changed my mind,
>Then I hear her call upstairs for her oldest daughter. I stop and turn around older step sis bounces down in just a tshirt
>she tells her daughter I want you to suck anons dick right now. they both look at me and the daughter says ewww and
>mom tells her she wont get the car she was promised if she doesnt. So the sister rolls her eyes and drops to her knees
>I figure fuck it might as well. Pull my dick out and the sister gets to sucking. She gives good head but
>I could not get over the fact she was half nigger. I could not even get full hard.
>mom was sitting right there licking her lips waiting
cont
winner, you fucking newfag
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>mom tells her she wont get the car she was promised if she doesnt
what daughter, the 10 year old? they promised a 10 year old a car? are you fucking retarded OP? If you're going to make up a greentext, at least make it reasonable and keep your shit straight
kys
no the pregnant one dip shit
>pregnant
the pregnant one you failed to mention in any of the above?
k
>says stepsis is preggo
>I try but finally pull away and tell them both, look im sorry I know it sucks but I am a bit of a racist
>I am not going to be able to get off with her plus I tell her i rarely cum from just a blowjob
>mom gets angry she says she NEEDS the cum. She looks at me and says fine you can take her virginity.
>I look at her mom and look at the half nigger and say. She is no virgin she is knocked up thats why they went to walgreens
>its like mom doesnt even care if she her daughter is preggo. She looks around and then looks at her daughter and says
>have you ever been fucked in the ass. daughter blushes and says eww no mom.
>mom looks at me and says..please take my daughters ass for the first time I HAVE TO HAVE THAT CUM
>sis starts to whine and mom quickly ends it by saying you want the car or not.
>I have never had anal before much less virgin ass anal so say ok
>sis pulls up t shirt and looks at mom. step sis has a look in her eye like she wants her mom to change her mind.
>i almost feel sorry for the half nig when her mom doesnt even flinch. step sis bends over couch and my dick is isntant diamonds
>I push at her tight asshole and feel her clenching it closed
>I think to myself, ok half nigger eye rolling bitch now you are going to get what you deserve. I thrust and the daughter stands up and says it hurts
>Her mom still in her cum crazed frenzy points to the couch and says bend over. I kind of feel sorry for her now and ask mom is she has any lube
>mom looks around for a second then says "just here i will do this" Mom reaches over spreads her daughters ass cheeks and spits on her asshole.
cont
>I laugh and with the fresh spit from her mom I am able to get my thick dick into her tiny asshole.
>I dont know if it was the fact that I could hear the step sis crying and could see her wipe her tears as I fucked her but my dick went limp.
> I pulled out and told the mom look I just cant its the half black thing. Mom looked at me with her eyes blazing overcome with a cum craving
>She tells older stepsis to go get her sister, the step sister says "MOM BUT SHE IS ONLY 10 YEARS OLD"
>mom yells I said get your sister! Half nigger limps up stairs ass still sore as fuck.
>A few minutes later litter sister comes down stairs ipad still in hand
>she walks to her mom, her mom takes her ipad away and holds her daughters hand
>she says "sweetie i need you to do some things for mommy, user has something mom wants but only you cant get from him"
>little step sister knows whats next she sighs and says ok mommy.
>little step sister tugs at the waist of her panties slowly inching them down.
>then suddenly a huge smile comes over her face, she grabs her face and pulls off a mask. Its the fucking loch ness monster
>the loch ness monster says it wants tree fitty. I am shocked and confused still hard. I look over at step mom and she has fallen asleep
>just then I look at my phone 2 missed texts first is from my girlfriend telling me good night
>second one is from gf she says she was looking at my laptop and saw I was looking at a weird page and she read post that said her mom will die in her sleep if she doesnt reply
>she asks if that is true.All of sudden mom starts convulsing blood comes out her mouth,
>mom is dying! Holy fuck if you dont reply your mom will die in her sleep. I panic and ask the loch ness monster what to do. He says call the sheriff. I ask the phone number.
>loch ness monster says only number loch ness monsters can say tree and fitty. I hand him a marker and say just write the number monster write 732-7444
>step dad pops up and points at # and says TRIPS CHECK EM
k
WHAT
You sir, are fucking retraded. He literally mentioned the half nigger step suspect more than once.
expected
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This thread has had twists and turns and plot twists galore well done sir. Can we get back to trying to find more pics of the mom?
fake and gay. if the half niggers are the mom's they would be OP's gf's HALF-sisters not step sisters, since they share the same mom. if this was real, he'd know that.
post mom's facebook and someone send pics of this thread to her lmao
I think someone else finished/added ending to OPs original story
Your like a detective and shit
Maybe it's the stepdads daugther from another wife?
WAIT...WHY DID YOU CALL YOUR PARENTS IF THEY'RE DEAD YOU LYING FAGGOT...
its a humblebrag, wanker
this
>I was raised by grandparents, both of them passed by the time I was 20 so I dont have any family really
He said grandparents maybe was calling actual parents.