*phone rings*
>hello kurwa?
>hello tomasz, it's pitor
>what's the matter pitor?
>i'm butthurt and i don't know why
>yeah...me too
Such is life in poland
*phone rings*
Jack Nguyen
Connor White
*phone rings*
>halo, sheisse?
>ahhhh ahhh, ja, ja, schneller ahmed, jaaa hieeer aahhhh
>zats my gurl
>I'll call you later vater, ahhh jamal don't stop jaa jaaa jaa
>I'm so proud
Such is life in Germany
Kayden Green
Relatable
Justin Wood
Butthurt Belt strikes again
Austin Ross
Gott strafe England
Daniel Hernandez
*phone rings*
>oi m8, it's nigel
>yee nigel! what's 'appenin lad?
>the cops took my butter knife because i don't have a permit. Bloody bastards!
>god save the queen
Such is life in the UK
Julian Allen
Kek
Alexander Price
>Maszhteuszh, deploy stealth tanks.
Juan Ward
*phone rings*
>wassup jimmy?
>like OMG DUDE i need like help duuuude
>dude like what happened dude?
>Like OMG i was like just holding my ar-15 and like suddenly my greasy cheeto finger like slipped and like i accidentally shot my wife's son dude
>woah dude! That's like really heavy dude
Such is life in the USA
Lincoln Stewart
>pitor
Piotr*
Juan Phillips
*Connected*
>Die Haut ist kein Organ
>Doch Rainer, die Haut ist ein Organ
*You were banned from the Server*
Lucas Barnes
>phone rings
>hallo es ist Juker speaking
>zis iz Merkel, wir habben ein problem
>vot iz it?
>za britten are liven ar union
>oh no!
>oh jah!
>vot do wir do!
>nothing
>oh, ok, viderzeen
Hudson Baker
*phone rings*
>bonjour?
>bonjour jamal, it's mugombaba!
>aaaa mugombaba! How are you doing?
>i just got promoted because my boss watched me fuck his wife and then she converted to islam
>HONHONHONHON mashalla brother
>mashalla
Such is life in france
Jose Allen
good thread
Logan Sanchez
*phone rings*
>BLYAT hello?
>Cyka, hello Ivan, it's sergej! I'm all out of vodka and my arm fell off because of krokodil CYKA BLYAT
>XAXAXAXA at least you don't have aids
>But Ivan, i have aids
>Cheeki breeki
Christopher Rogers
Such is life in russia
James Ortiz
*phone rings*
>BLYAT hello?
>Cyka, hello Ivan, it's sergej! I'm all out of vodka and my arm fell off because of krokodil CYKA BLYAT
>XAXAXAXA at least you don't have aids
>But Ivan, I am AIDS
>Cheeki breeki
Dylan Walker
*phone rings*
>Hœllo?
>Hœllo fäther, it's Sven!
>Whats is wröngs, Sven?
>I cants finds my måkeups! Wheres did you put it?
>Sörrys Sven but i gaves yöur måkeups to yöur stepfäthers
>RÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ HELVETE I HÄTES YÖU, DÄD!
Such is life in sweden
Jordan Moore
Hello neighbour, please do an impression of Holland. I would be honoured.
Xavier Hall
*phone rings*
>Henk? HENK! Someone stole my tulips and my klomp!
>Gotvertomme Piet! What are you going to do now?
>I don't know Henk. Let's smoke weed
>KAAAANNNNKKKEEEERRR
Such is life in the netherlands
Brody Thomas
the call that saved the future
Bentley Green
This is the story of a comedy genius stuck in the Sup Forumsernational board of a website full of autist and children.
Hollywood will buy this movie and your character will be played by Steve Carell.
Also at the end you fuck with Jennifer Aniston and get a promotion to replace your former tyranic boss that got fired for being a bully.
Ethan Moore
do my impression daddy
Ayden Williams
*phone rings*
>Alio?
>Labas, Vytautas, it's Jonas
>Oh, hey there! What's happening?
*gunshot*
>Haha, same.
*the sound of liquor being opened*
*chair falling over and a faint swing of something heavy tied to rope, slowly creaking*
Such is life in lithuania
Wyatt Walker
*phone rings*
>I am Greek
>I fuck shitaly
Such is life in greece
Ayden Adams
...
Xavier Martin
Pidor*
John Harris
nah jews will just ruin it as usual
Austin Morales
*phone rings*
>Ready?
>Ready!
Such is life in Italy
Xavier Young
*phone rings*
>Ahoi?
>Ahoi Jakob, it's Vojtech!
>Vojtech, i heard you and your wife are porn actors now? Is that true?
>Yes Jakob, do you want to be a porn actor too?
>I sure do! But let's drink 8000 beers first!
Such is life in the czech republic
Josiah Gomez
>tfw it's 100% true
Jeremiah Morales
I highly emphasize realism
Oliver Scott
Wenn man ein neger ist und Sup Forums slang im realen Leben verwendet
Bentley Adams
French President Emmanuel Macron urged the European Commission on Thursday to do more to curb an influx of low-paid east Europeans working on temporary assignment in France, warning that it was sapping support for the European Union.
reuters.com
EU approves visa-free travel for Ukrainians
Ukraine passport holders will be able to travel visa-free to most EU countries under new rules approved by the bloc.
aljazeera.com
Landon Lewis
Stalker is from Ukraine you retarded mongols
Jackson Harris
go away, we're having fun here
reddit is more your thing
Landon Barnes
...
Parker Kelly
No shit you retarded mongol
Aiden King
>Russia
>Ukraine
Where's the difference?
Brody Nguyen
Ukrainians are more Iranic/Turkic.
Nolan Clark
lol
Aiden Williams
*phone rings*
>Holá?
>Esteban, it's franco!
>Buenos dias franco. What's up?
>I just realized i don't have a job!
>Me neither!
>Jajajajajajajajajajajaja time for siesta
Such is life in spain
Alexander Clark
>'ello tis douning street
>ja
>*gunshots over phone*
Camden Evans
Plz do Norway Hans!
Josiah Nguyen
*phone rings*
>Da?
>blowout soon fellow Stalker
>AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
Such is life in the Zone.
Brandon Richardson
*phone rings*
>Hellö Snorre, wanna gö to ä bar?
>I cän't Harald.
>Why?
>The gövernments took all my möneys away
>Höhöhöhö *gets hit by an avalanche*
Such is life in norway