I just got a kitten. Any ideas for names?
I just got a kitten. Any ideas for names?
douchefaggot
Lucipurr.
captcha nigger
Azmeowdeus.
name it "stupid" and if anyone asks you "are you fucking stupid?" you can say yes
kittycat :3
Siberian Cat
Kiptron.
He will simply be called 'Tiny Cat'.
Torti
Winston. Or perhaps Winslow.
Klebold
(Klee-bold)
This isn't a kitten, it's a cat. Kittens are smaller and have less defined adult features. You've been duped into getting a cat. don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
name it trashshit
dessert
Kastrapor
...
Stupid Human Servant.
I'm assuming you're asking about a name for you that the cat might use. The other way around isn't going to matter.
nazikitty
Chairman meow
gtfo fucking pseudointellectual
Juanito
Sally
That's... Well... I can see that you're thinking at least
Steak and Shame
Scrap noodles
>implying pseudointelectual isnt a word used only by pseudointellectuals
Rosie if it's a girl
Oscar if it's a boy.
Cat
Name him "cat" so people will think you're a fucking sociopath who can't relate to emotional beings properly. Edgelords.
Cat V2.0
get tf off /b you fucking nigger nobody loves or cares about you it wpuld make my day if you slit your wrist
(you)
diarrhea
Ashtray
MAWWWW
name it "you fucking animal" so that when you call it, and company is over, they'll think you're a monster who abuses their animals.
"come here, you fucking animal".
Mr whiskers
Kizzle
Khal Drogo
sgt. cupcakes
Found Max Landis
captain beefheart.
on a side note, that is one ugly fucking cat
your cats name is Anal Gape
Looks like his name is Boris
Little Hitler
Scruffy
Sebastian
(your stinky mom)
Cum Sock
Spoon, so if you call it everyone will think you are insane
Theodore
Floki :D
She's adorable.
Rudolph
...
Colette
Enozengam.
if trips u call him nazzi nigger
Urkel
Trump
Fleabit?
Razzle?