I just got a kitten. Any ideas for names?

I just got a kitten. Any ideas for names?

douchefaggot

Lucipurr.

captcha nigger

Azmeowdeus.

name it "stupid" and if anyone asks you "are you fucking stupid?" you can say yes

kittycat :3

Siberian Cat

Kiptron.

He will simply be called 'Tiny Cat'.

Torti

Winston. Or perhaps Winslow.

Klebold
(Klee-bold)

This isn't a kitten, it's a cat. Kittens are smaller and have less defined adult features. You've been duped into getting a cat. don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

name it trashshit

dessert

Kastrapor

...

Stupid Human Servant.

I'm assuming you're asking about a name for you that the cat might use. The other way around isn't going to matter.

nazikitty

Chairman meow

gtfo fucking pseudointellectual

Juanito

Sally

That's... Well... I can see that you're thinking at least

Steak and Shame

Scrap noodles

>implying pseudointelectual isnt a word used only by pseudointellectuals

Rosie if it's a girl
Oscar if it's a boy.

Cat

Name him "cat" so people will think you're a fucking sociopath who can't relate to emotional beings properly. Edgelords.

Cat V2.0

get tf off /b you fucking nigger nobody loves or cares about you it wpuld make my day if you slit your wrist

(you)

diarrhea

Ashtray

MAWWWW

name it "you fucking animal" so that when you call it, and company is over, they'll think you're a monster who abuses their animals.

"come here, you fucking animal".

Mr whiskers

Kizzle

Khal Drogo

sgt. cupcakes

Found Max Landis

captain beefheart.

on a side note, that is one ugly fucking cat

your cats name is Anal Gape

Looks like his name is Boris

Little Hitler

Scruffy

Sebastian

(your stinky mom)

Cum Sock

Spoon, so if you call it everyone will think you are insane

Theodore

Floki :D

She's adorable.

Rudolph

...

Colette

Enozengam.

if trips u call him nazzi nigger

Urkel

Trump

Fleabit?

Razzle?