State of Hockey edition
/hoc/
Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild
Nigger just pick a thread
lmao look at this
>captains talented enough to carry their team to a cup
Crosby
Pavelski
Pacioretty
Getzlaf
>captains who are not
Ovechkin
Toews
McMeme
Koivu
everyone else
>Pacioretty
lmao
Chicago Blackhawks an even bigger joke.
he is. The habs, however, are not good enough around him
>mild
>Toews
b8
welp, jackets are getting swept im done
>copying the browns bag
at least the browns have won championships
Ya because toews hasn't already won 2 and if montreal wins it will be patches who carries them there..
come on
Chicago hasn't lost 3 in a row yet, so no
jekkets get back in here
what the fuck went so wrong? and how long is tortellini going to keep Korp from being goalie? Like he should be?
Yeah Chicago is getting BTFO but that is one of 8 series.
In 7 of the remaining 8 all the good guys are losing
>haven't even scored
literally the worst team in the playoffs
nah preds are actually good the blues are a team that are just happy to make playoffs. this was """minnesota's year"'''' and they're getting swept by a nobody team
>Thinking that a Minnesota team would win anything...
I didn't but minnesotans did that's what makes it so great
Bad seeding in a bad timeline.
Ran into the red hot Penguins.
And Bobrovsky has had a bad goal in all games
>7 of 8
>3 series are tied at one
This seems to be the popular rhetoric now with people on here. Although scoreless, how is a 2-0 deficit is worse than a 3-0 deficit. newb
current bracket for anyone who's interested
But the Ducks are the best guys!
2nded
the only "bad guys" that are currently winning is shitsburgh
dartman is the hero Sup Forums needs
well considering you haven't played 3 games yet that's not comparable, not that i would expect chiraqi niggers to understand that.
come back tomorrow after you get shutout AGAIN
Your grasp of probability is one of the worst I've ever seen. Coming back from a 3-0 deficit is almost twice as hard as a 2-0 one
Both Ducks and Flames are bad guys. It's the battle of the goons.
...
ducks are good guys
forgot to give MTL a win
How he king if he no ring?
True, Anaheim and Nashville are /ourguys/ in the west now that Minnesota is BTFO
In the east we got Caps and Sens
Washington and Chicago both get knocked out in the first round, how fucked is your bracket?
desu the WCF is probably going to be preds/ducks
mine is ok except for fuggin wild
I hope SJ is the only american team in the conference finals
cuz they're the only one I can stand that isn't going to get knocked out on Wendesday
>That look of satisfaction as he see's his teams crowning moment of the past 20 years.
>Coming back from a 3-0 deficit is almost twice as hard as a 2-0 one
what's that got to do with anything?
Fucked.
Had the Hawks at the Finals.
Quack quack motherfucker
also pens will probably make it too
Nashville as well
Habs are the only canadian team with a chancr
>get in 2
what did he mean for this?
also o canada is a meme anthem, it's way too minor and has bizarre progressions
this chick sucks at singing also
I would love Nashville to get to the WCF but they've got a tough road
>imblyign bobbo only had one bad goal
wrong
a majority of his good saves come from the frame of the net or some flap on his pads
it's time for Korp to take over
you don't bench the best regular season goalie
our offense let us down the first two games imo
>win 2/5 with 3 games at home
>beat the blues
not really that hard of a road
>slyly hinting that Carey is the true captain and MaxPac has the C because goalies can't wear letters
>beat the wild
doubt it, s.enpai
wild are already ded m8
Do the Sharks have an iota of chance to beat McDavid and the Oilers?
yes
No that's the Blue Jackets.
>the wild
Watching the wild run into Jake Allen is like watching a crash test dummy driving into a brick wall. Brodeur's training protegees now
So hows your easter dinner /hoc/?
subban, not even a question
HOC
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bretty gud. had ham(with dijon), roast potatoes, carrots, corn, and ceasar salad
can i get some piggus?
>tfw a guy at my work was caught by a pedo-catching vigilante group
i blame the mild on his degenerate tendencies
In all seriousness, my girlfriend does want burns. has said she would cheat on me if she met him, I hope it was a joke
but pennsylvania is the state with the pedos
Pengshits are massive refpuckbabby team
This man luls you into a false sense of confidence and then swims in your tears as he watches his team slowly crush all hope you had
What the FUCK are you going to do about it?
>shorks
Fuck
Jusus jones...easy save turned goal
laughing SO HARD @ ted from akron
>ted SEETHING right now
fucking noice, 2-1 to 3-0 because of this
Fucking fleurgod
>fleurgod
w e w
I have expanded the data to demonstrate how the "state of hockey" is a meme and has no significant historical anchor. In reality, they're pretty good at hockey, but they don't really dominate anyone beyond the last 10 years. It's got about 5 more years.
>massajewsetts
J U S T
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Uhh kiss the rings bitch :^)
love seeing schultz lay out there as well
cannot believe edmonton is going to steal this game. Christ
stamkos only has 17 goal points this season, is it time to trade him?
shorks had their best shot last year
it's ogre for them
AHAHAHA FUCKING EBIN POST LEL
>'member Mike Modano?
>kassian with more points than the entire chiraqi roster
AHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
Tight checking game but >we're the bigger team now
>I am tied for the Chicago playoff scoring lead
What went wrong?
>YFW Jackets pull a 4-3 turnaround and the pens become the new sharks
>chiraq and callgary get swept
>shitsburgh and st poois get reverse swept
the meems would be off the charts
Don't see it happening
but even pens rookies have their names engraved on the stanley cup
would be one of torts greatest moments
>3(THREE) on 1
>empty net
>don't score
>boilers
holy lel
The refs will not let the bluejackets beat the pengshits
>this level of delusion
My sides
added support for the goatthews
le epic troll post
sharks are really fucking bad holy shit
>shorks
Redditmonton Pantsoilers
>shorks
impossible because the penguins have stanley cups
adios san jogay