/hoc/

State of Hockey edition

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

Nigger just pick a thread

lmao look at this

>captains talented enough to carry their team to a cup
Crosby
Pavelski
Pacioretty
Getzlaf


>captains who are not
Ovechkin
Toews
McMeme
Koivu
everyone else

>Pacioretty
lmao

Chicago Blackhawks an even bigger joke.

he is. The habs, however, are not good enough around him

>mild

>Toews
b8

welp, jackets are getting swept im done

>copying the browns bag
at least the browns have won championships

Ya because toews hasn't already won 2 and if montreal wins it will be patches who carries them there..

come on

Chicago hasn't lost 3 in a row yet, so no

jekkets get back in here

what the fuck went so wrong? and how long is tortellini going to keep Korp from being goalie? Like he should be?

Yeah Chicago is getting BTFO but that is one of 8 series.
In 7 of the remaining 8 all the good guys are losing

>haven't even scored
literally the worst team in the playoffs

nah preds are actually good the blues are a team that are just happy to make playoffs. this was """minnesota's year"'''' and they're getting swept by a nobody team

>Thinking that a Minnesota team would win anything...

I didn't but minnesotans did that's what makes it so great

Bad seeding in a bad timeline.
Ran into the red hot Penguins.
And Bobrovsky has had a bad goal in all games

>7 of 8
>3 series are tied at one

This seems to be the popular rhetoric now with people on here. Although scoreless, how is a 2-0 deficit is worse than a 3-0 deficit. newb

current bracket for anyone who's interested

But the Ducks are the best guys!

2nded
the only "bad guys" that are currently winning is shitsburgh

dartman is the hero Sup Forums needs

well considering you haven't played 3 games yet that's not comparable, not that i would expect chiraqi niggers to understand that.
come back tomorrow after you get shutout AGAIN

Your grasp of probability is one of the worst I've ever seen. Coming back from a 3-0 deficit is almost twice as hard as a 2-0 one

Both Ducks and Flames are bad guys. It's the battle of the goons.

...

ducks are good guys

forgot to give MTL a win

How he king if he no ring?

True, Anaheim and Nashville are /ourguys/ in the west now that Minnesota is BTFO

In the east we got Caps and Sens

Washington and Chicago both get knocked out in the first round, how fucked is your bracket?

desu the WCF is probably going to be preds/ducks
mine is ok except for fuggin wild

I hope SJ is the only american team in the conference finals
cuz they're the only one I can stand that isn't going to get knocked out on Wendesday

>That look of satisfaction as he see's his teams crowning moment of the past 20 years.

>Coming back from a 3-0 deficit is almost twice as hard as a 2-0 one
what's that got to do with anything?

Fucked.
Had the Hawks at the Finals.

Quack quack motherfucker
also pens will probably make it too
Nashville as well
Habs are the only canadian team with a chancr

>get in 2
what did he mean for this?
also o canada is a meme anthem, it's way too minor and has bizarre progressions

this chick sucks at singing also

I would love Nashville to get to the WCF but they've got a tough road

>imblyign bobbo only had one bad goal
wrong

a majority of his good saves come from the frame of the net or some flap on his pads

it's time for Korp to take over

you don't bench the best regular season goalie

our offense let us down the first two games imo

>win 2/5 with 3 games at home
>beat the blues
not really that hard of a road

>slyly hinting that Carey is the true captain and MaxPac has the C because goalies can't wear letters

>beat the wild
doubt it, s.enpai

wild are already ded m8

Do the Sharks have an iota of chance to beat McDavid and the Oilers?

yes

No that's the Blue Jackets.

>the wild
Watching the wild run into Jake Allen is like watching a crash test dummy driving into a brick wall. Brodeur's training protegees now

So hows your easter dinner /hoc/?

subban, not even a question

HOC
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bretty gud. had ham(with dijon), roast potatoes, carrots, corn, and ceasar salad

can i get some piggus?

>tfw a guy at my work was caught by a pedo-catching vigilante group
i blame the mild on his degenerate tendencies

In all seriousness, my girlfriend does want burns. has said she would cheat on me if she met him, I hope it was a joke

but pennsylvania is the state with the pedos

Pengshits are massive refpuckbabby team

This man luls you into a false sense of confidence and then swims in your tears as he watches his team slowly crush all hope you had

What the FUCK are you going to do about it?

>shorks

Fuck

Jusus jones...easy save turned goal

laughing SO HARD @ ted from akron

>ted SEETHING right now

fucking noice, 2-1 to 3-0 because of this

Fucking fleurgod

>fleurgod
w e w

I have expanded the data to demonstrate how the "state of hockey" is a meme and has no significant historical anchor. In reality, they're pretty good at hockey, but they don't really dominate anyone beyond the last 10 years. It's got about 5 more years.

>massajewsetts
J U S T
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Uhh kiss the rings bitch :^)

love seeing schultz lay out there as well

cannot believe edmonton is going to steal this game. Christ

stamkos only has 17 goal points this season, is it time to trade him?

shorks had their best shot last year
it's ogre for them

AHAHAHA FUCKING EBIN POST LEL

>'member Mike Modano?

>kassian with more points than the entire chiraqi roster
AHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

Tight checking game but >we're the bigger team now

>I am tied for the Chicago playoff scoring lead

What went wrong?

>YFW Jackets pull a 4-3 turnaround and the pens become the new sharks

>chiraq and callgary get swept
>shitsburgh and st poois get reverse swept
the meems would be off the charts

Don't see it happening

but even pens rookies have their names engraved on the stanley cup

would be one of torts greatest moments

>3(THREE) on 1
>empty net
>don't score
>boilers
holy lel

The refs will not let the bluejackets beat the pengshits

>this level of delusion

My sides

added support for the goatthews

le epic troll post

sharks are really fucking bad holy shit

>shorks

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

>shorks

impossible because the penguins have stanley cups

adios san jogay