MOM FOUND MY PISS BOTTLES REEEE
>mom went into my room
>looked in old briefcase where I keep my piss bottles
>put them all in kitchen sink, whole family sees
>texts me (I was in the basement)
>"clean up your filth"
>forced to pour them down the drain while whole family watches in disgust
>little sister starts crying
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Why the everliving fuck would you store piss in bottles? Don't you have a toilet at home or something?
Step up your game pleb.
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>little sister starts crying
ok i lol'd
I had to buy a locking dresser to stop this from happening. She always looks for my jizz socks too. just mind your own goddamn business
I don't know why I do, its been a habit of mine since I was a child. I used to piss into a big jar and dump it out of the window. I did this until my parents figured me out- the piss was causing the gutters and pipes to stink in the summer
Yikes
Involving the whole family in it was way too much but cmon man
It's not that big of an inconvenience to get up and go to the bathroom
It's another "Sup Forums pretends to actually be autistic basement dwellers" episode
not him but if its super late at night its too noisy also going upstairs sucks
Exactly, like what are you fucking even looking for?
I basically know that I can't leave the house while my moms home or she will go through my shit. I went on a trip for a week and had to clear out every single thing in my room because i knew she was going to look for shit. i had a laptop that i beat the shit out of and broke in half under my bed and she found it and questioned me.
I know, I only do it like once a week, but the nights I do I am just all in and piss in bottles all night.
I agree, I dont think it was beneficial for my little sister to see that at all.
This thread had potential.
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So she let you pour them into the kitchen sink? The fuck, that's worse than just pissing into that very sink and she sure wouldn't be happy about that.
>Don't you have a toilet at home or something?
Sometimes you are in a situation where you can't use the toilet during the night. Or during day when you don't want to see anyone because of whatever.
But then it gets more and more difficult to throw them out as they accumulate. And then it gets even more difficult to downright impossible to get rid of them in the house because of a lasting awful stench when you pour them out.
Been there, done that.
The bottles in OPs pic do look pretty fresh tho.
Fucking piss in the fucking toilet then for fuck sake! How fucking hard is it? You deserve to drink your own fucking piss.
Yeah, I put them into a trash bag and said I was going to throw them out at the gas station down the road. She insisted I pour them out in front of everyone. I suppose it was to humiliate me into not pissing into bottles. But what does it matter if I don't want to see anyone and/or walk upstairs? I concede its kind of bizarre but its not hurting anyone.
>late
>drunk
>don't want to go up stairs and be loud/let people know you're awake
>use bottle
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if youre going to piss in bottles dont fucking stockpile them you cant be that fucking lazy also why do you keep them in a briefcase just put them in the trash and put something else in to cover it.
i leave mine and let them accumulate till she just pours them out herself.
had like 35 of them going at one point on the window ledge shit was cash
That's some clean looking piss
BINGO
If you do it once a week? Why dont you throw away or empty the bottle first thing next morning? There is no excuse for this you know.
why pour them out just throw the whole thing in the trash
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I usually just empty the briefcase when its full. Throwing the bottle away right after pissing in it would defeat the whole purpose of pissbottles
Why is objectively wrong to piss in bottles?
Name one situation where you cant use the toilet during the night?
cause she recycles the empty bottles afterwards.
>let them accumulate till she just pours them out herself
You alpha you.
I try to use large jugs so I don't have to empty them often or let large numbers accumulate.
six bottles though? just use a trash can and empty it every other day
I'd generally take all my piss bottles to the gas station to throw them away when i ran out of room. I've also got a backpack of cum socks in my car since she doesn't look in my car/trunk.
i can only imagine what people at the gas station think when they see me throwing away a dozen or two liquor bottles full of piss, lol.
its noisy and upstairs
Piss Patrician coming through. Been drinking mostly only water for awhile, lots of it. Need to piss alot during the night. Get Gatorade bottles they can hold alot of liquid and have a wide opening, 2 max, and after you use it, the next day empty it into the toilet. Never just let them sit, the next you go to the bathroom empty the bottle. Anything else is garbage tier, plus throw the bottle out after like a week because it'll start to smell.
Who the fuck would want piss to be poured down their kitchen sink, you empty them into the toilet and flush lol
>Why is objectively wrong to piss in bottles?
Never got that either. My ex gf even managed to piss in bottles as well at some point when we were living without an own toilet. I already did this for a while and she wasn't disgusted or anything, just thought she couldn't do it. She did fine tho. Kinda hawt actually.
Its not wrong. But why store them and not throw them away the next day? And in the end, why not go to the toilet?
Very hot, every now and then I'll ask my gf to piss in my mouth
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every day i tell myself ill do it the next day, then bam I've got 50 before i know it
That's a good question user. I suppose I should throw them away when possible the next day.
be quiet then, lost some weight so the stairs don't creak you lard-whale. Ffs I have social anxiety and don't like seeing people outside my room when I can avoid it but even -I- know to pee in the goddamn toilet or outside
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why is it that i can tell you are an indian just from your writing
how old are you?
its unsanitary you have to hold you dick over the hole and you probably get piss on your hands and pants and dont wash after.
>Name one situation where you cant use the toilet during the night?
Wooden floors all over the place, and people living in the house getting all pissy that you woke them up all the time. When you have to do this multiple times per night even you try to avoid it.
Shouldn't be a problem when you're living with decent humans but sometimes you don't have a choice.
Another situation, although less common was living without an own toilet and going outside is fucking cold. You know back then people had outhouses and had chamber pots for that very purpose. They still sell them as well.
I'm absolutely not a fucking pajeet. I'm Italian and French posting Boston.
i used a plastic paper protector thing as a trough to funnel my piss out the window but it left a big spot in the garden
Yes yes, later we got that on as well. Damn, good times.
Yeah, the ammonia in the piss will kill the plants. Had a similar issue here.
>French, Boston
That's why.
Oh, so noisy mean you cant piss??? I show you how fucking noisy i can be while i piss&shit, i would still go upstairs to do it instead of in a bottle. Atleast i can sit down and relax and troll you on Sup Forums while i empty my ass&dick. Enjoy aiming into a bottle and spilling half on your fingers.
Is this some deep meme level stuff or do people actually piss in bottles. I swear i thought it was a joke.
Haha yes sir. Love it. Once my ex gf pissed in a cup and asked me to drink it. Was amazing. She used to piss in the shower and I'd lay down under her and she'd piss all over my face and in my mouth. So good.
how bad of aim do you have? lol i never spill. i even used a uv light to check.
Its no joke
>>texts me (I was in the basement)
>>"clean up your filth"
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Delivery drivers do it every day
I never spill either. I also keep my cock at and angle for there to be a small space for the displaced air to escape as the bottle fills
They emptied them out every morning, and this was BEFORE toilets. you have no fuckin excuse lmao.
also its "A TOILET" not "AN TOILET" learn english you dirty fucking pajeet
meant physically go outside you degenerate, not find a way to empty your bladder from your vacation-station in front of the Sup Forums screen.
We were recently "deployed" (military's term, not mine) to Australia where we lived out of these bunkers, but it was well-equipped with a fully functioning bathroom with four showers, six toilets, and four urinals. When we moved out, they had us NCO's go and inspect all of the rooms and this one guy had three crusty cum rags and six bottles of piss. His room was the closest to the bathroom, and we knew about our departure date weeks in advance and had to do a thorough clean. He had plenty of opportunity to dispose of them ahead of time and keep it a secret. Wtf?
I mean you should at least take them in the morning or when she's outside to the restroom and pour them into the toilet. Never let them accumulate it was pretty dumb for her to have your family watch but still her house her rules if your in your 20s you should know better by all means
Never had to piss in a bottle so i dont know. But then again i dont care if people wake up from me going to the toilet at night, the alternative (pissing in bottles) is far worse. Wait till your parents grow old, then you have to stand in line for the toilet at night!
You should know as an NCO these motherfuckers come from mommies doorstep to the military. Some were never taught proper hygiene.
>She used to piss in the shower and I'd lay down under her and she'd piss all over my face and in my mouth. So good
Yep that's how we started as well. Got drunk one night and ended up getting frisky. We kinda knew we wanted to try it and while I knew that I would like it she wasn't so sure. But she was open minded so we went for it. Her being reluctant made it even hotter for me.
It was awesome, while she was peeing I ate her out and she crazy liked it. From then on we did it sometimes even when sober, cash was money. Sometimes when eating her out in bed we some towels and whe liked to pee a little when she came. Or she would sit on my face out of nowhere and and I had to drink it all as to not dirty the bed too much.
You know, stuff like that. Gotta love open minded girls. Too bad I'm alone now, hopefully I'll find another one like that.
BUT WHY WAS YOUR LITTLE SISTER CRYING?!?!?
I did the same until I moved out. I bet it's more common than you think.
>tfw some other man is drinking her piss in his bed
That's very true. I joined a little later after some college and work, so I was in my mid-twenties and somewhat had my shit together. Out of ~40 people in my BMT flight, 15 of them were 18, and six came in on waivers because they would be turning 18 during basic. Absolutely none of them knew how to function.
my parents found my pissbottles numereous times
and they just said that im a weird fucker and they laughed
nothing dramatic happend
they know im scum so whats the point in freaking out
I had to get a uruteroscopy a few months ago. For a while after my surgery, the urge to pee came to me a lot. Sometimes I'd go and have only a tiny bit of urine come out and it would frustrate me. So I kept an empty juice gallon in my room that I would pee in since it would be a burden to get up every few minutes to walk to the bathroom only to see that a tiny amount of urine would come out, and to feel that urge come again in a few minutes. It was hell.
Even that made me feel disgusting. I have no idea how anyone could be lazy enough to not go to the bathroom that they'd resort to pissing in bottles and keeping them in their room for that long.
Oh damn eating out while pissing and the random pissing in your mouth and you having to drink at all sounds outstanding!! Will def remember this.
I'm alone now as well, but looking! I'm sure both of us will get this shit money cash again soon
lol where did I even write "an toilet"? And "an own toilet" is actually correct.
On the rest you're right tho, never pretended I wasn't a degenerate.
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEE
Pissing in bottles is retarded.
Just get off your goddamned ass and go to the toilet.
As far as cold/outhouse, I have a rural home with a nonfunctional toilet I spend a few days in every once in a while, when I need to piss I piss from the balcony while looking at the woods. Get on my level.
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kek, he's proud and all.
Lmao you think "an own toilet" is proper english?
I'll admit i was wrong i thought you wrote "an toilet", i must have mentally blocked the "own" as that is still broken English.
It's not a joke. Ex-bottle pisser here. Not wanting to deal with other people in the house - in any context, on any level - was my own motivator.
>>forced to pour them down the drain
uh that's fucking gross to poor them down the kitchen sink, why not the you know THE FUCKING TOILET? you mom is nasty as you
So why stay in that house? If the basic practice of pissing in hygiene is problematic take yourself out of that situation.
Or is this a case of being the literal hanger on of the family and trying not to disturb them in case they confront you.
>Name one situation where you cant use the toilet during the night?
every home in America
Just be quiet, sit down to pee. Close the toilet lid before you flush, even throw a towel on top of the lid before you flush. Godamn it isnt enough that you are autistic, you guys have to be godamn low intelligence on top of it. No wonder you are socially retarded
and americans think poo in the loos are bad
>Or is this a case of being the literal hanger on of the family and trying not to disturb them in case they confront you.
Exactly. That was about 10 years ago, eventually I got out of he house and now I piss in the toilet like a actual human and don't care who I wake up.
pissing in a bottle when convenient is a lot different than having designated shitting streets
Nobody here is shitting in the street Pajeet unless you are homeless.
Thankfully i have a bathroom literally connected to my room. I'm pretty compulsive so when I'm going to sleep, even if I feel a slight urge to piss, I have to go. Sometimes that requires me to see 5-7 times before ever falling asleep
that's a cultural creation, you literally have a fully functioning toilet withing walking distance but your disgusting habits prevent you from using it.
Do you guys are the same ?
See the pic
What is disgusting about pissing in a bottle?
Name one objective reason why it is disgusting to take a clean piss taken into a bottle with no spillage that is disposed of within 24 hours
>pro tip: you can't
>walking distance
its upstairs
Fucking amateurs man. gotta either empty or throw your piss bottles out EVERY THREE DAYS MINIMUM. I keep a piss drawer... and I empty it every 3 days and no one has ever been the wiser
Drink them
>>tfw some other man is drinking her piss in his bed
Sucks. But at least I got all the first times with her doing stuff, that added a lot. So all the piss she's going to throw around now won't be as awesome than what we had.
Also played around with toys for the first time with her, which was outstanding as well. Over the years she accumulated a sizable toy collection but I bought her first one as a gift. We were together 10 years and from the frisky side of things all of them were awesome.
>I'm alone now as well, but looking! I'm sure both of us will get this shit money cash again soon
You know it Sup Forumsruv. There are more girls like that out there than people think.
She did other naughty stuff as well like sometimes when we were in line in the supermarket and she was horny she stuck her fingers inside 'er and then put them on my face and stuff. Or made/let me finger her in the pub, bus or swimming pool, changing room, you name it. She was a lot hornier generally than I did, which sounds more awesome than it is tho.
She was my first gf and back then I was happy and all but didn't know that I had the jackpot of a girl regarding the fucking. The girls I was with later on where nowhere as naughty.
I used to piss in old fast food cups when I lived with my parents. I was a slob that always had empty cups in my room, and I would find myself in two distinct situations where pissing into the cups would always seem better than using the toilet:
1.) I lived in a small 2bed/1bath house where my parents and I had to work around each others schedules. I would often wake up having to piss like crazy, but the bathroom would often be occupied, so I started pissing in cups.
2.) Whenever I would masturbate, I would always try to edge and extend it as long as was comfortable, but I would sometimes find myself having the urge to piss during the process. Instead of walking to the bathroom, in front of my family, with a raging erection that would definitely be flaccid by the time I got back, I just pissed in cups.
So, yeah, it's pretty disgusting, but at least there's some logic. I've been on my own for years now and I've almost entirely broken the habit, but I still find myself doing it every blue moon when I masturbate.
Why piss in a bottle in the first place unless it's a literal dire circumstance? disposed of? why is it then that every time this comes up people have "collections" of piss bottles like OP?
kek
So your family is watching you pour your piss down the drain and you bother to stop and take a pic and not include a times stamp?
Nothing really, private pilots do it all the time on long trips. we bring old milk jugs to piss in if we have to. You can't land everytime you need to take a piss.
The problem is you are in a house with a toilet. Probably dont keep a good sleep schedule, so you are up n about when everyone is sleeping. You also cant piss quietly enough not to catch flak from the family for late night pisses. You truly are a failure of a human being.