What's a computer?

>what's a computer?

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This commercial makes me so angry I want to kick in my TV. I want to kick that queer asexual faggot in the face with steel toed boots. I want to find the person who came up with the idea and kill their family. I have never hated a commercial more. What's a computer. Fucking fuck you.

When I saw this I wanted the Woman's reply to be
> u stupid bitch....
>walk up and destroy piece of shit computer

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I'm a little less angry about it but I agree with you.

the true way for gaming

High-end PC's blow every Apple product away and they always will. Build yours yourself and see.

a computer is something I look at porn on because it has flash

I identify with this so much

what the deal is is that Apple can't build a decent desktop computer anymore so theyre trying to change everything to shitpads

I was making fun of that shit earlier
APPLE IS FUCKING CANCER

herpa derpa

they're dying..
Samsung will eventually eat their shit. Apple's big iOS updates to their phones are little more then additional emojis and the designs of the phones hasnt changed for the good

fucking millennial cancer

>WhAts A coMpUtER?!?!

gonna get a new phone soon, i've had iphone for 12 years, this ad convinced me not to get one along with the last 5 i had all going to shit in 4 months or less. what is the best phone?

>queer asexual faggot in the face
and a shitskin half breed

But what comercial? im not amerifat and i dont watch tv

Ask Siri you stupid bitch!

you sound insecure

You gay little nigger cum drinker just get naked and bend over like the log pounder you are you homo ass queer cock sucking jew take that load into your asshole and accept it like a cuckold bitch faggot like your whore mother does as your beta faggot cum drinking father watches and jerks off his tiny chode cock as your slut mother gets fucked deep by a huge hung nigger cock.

to me it's still the best phone because of the ease of use of iOS. If Android would ever get their shit together id probably go that way with a Samsung. Probably 2 years away from overtaking APL

couldn't have said it better myself

>iPhone released in 2007
>Current year is 2017
>Claims to have had for 12 years
>2017 - 12 = 2005
>Would have owned it two years before its release.

Are you a fucking wizard?

My man!

You sound like you need a boot in the face

Steve Jobs zombie confirmed.

Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you do not huff your fart upon freshly ripping it.

Who doesn't?

I'd rather have a boot in my face than be such a pussy as to be triggered by a fucking TV ad

>thinking its the ad
>not thinking its the whole generation
Oh user

Fpbp

nice dubs user

Bump

tell me what comerciall it is pls

>what's a computer?
Picture related.

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get fucked

>smacks tablet on it's screen to collapse magnet stand
>doesn't know what a computer is yet has a $700-$1400 ipad
Fuck this commercial.

Agreed

kys

idiot

They're really not, they are I believe the literal largest company in the US in terms of assets. Apparently they've been saving a few hundred billion dollars which means they're likely going to buy out another company.

I really fucking hate apple an want them to die.

settle down apple

A rock we tricked into thinking

Any of you use pure VPN any good?

I made this post before even clicking on the thread, just saw it front page. I'm so glad everyone here is bitching about Apple as well.

Not to oversimplify, first we had to flatten the rock, then trap lightning in it

Shouldn't it have a time frame? This is pretty general.

Where is it you wanna gooooooo, where is it you wanna go

Stupid shit like that is why they stay so successful.. retarded liberal hipsters opposing capitalism by buying from Apple, paying probably over 3-400% markup on their 'premier experience' products, they're one of the wealthiest companies in the world, and base themselves in the Cayman islands so they don't have to pay our taxes...

Also they're 'lgbt' friendly because they put up with liberal / tranny insanity.. (want to dunk your she-wee-wee in a 'womyns' toilet? go ahead.

Want to be Adam one day, and then identify as "Sapphire Sparkle" the next day...

Are you offended that the 'cis male' next to you mentions taking a 'cis female' on a date to possibly have sexual relations.. HR crisis...

apple.

by the way... ever try moving files to / from an iphone, ipad, ipod, etc... without itunes or other software??? fuck apple

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The 1+ 5t is a fraction of the cost and is just as good and sometimes better than an iPhone X

>without itunes
I fucking know, why the hell does it need to sync the entire goddamn selection each time instead of just transferring 1 file. It deletes everything just to copy paste it again causing a higher chance for bit corruption.

go take a nap

why does your water bottle have a mini mousepad

the child may be the inner spirit every hipster wishes to feel like and display to the world. obviously a child can't afford to purchase a product like a new apple tablet and spend the day roaming around. the child represents a feeling and perspective on life and that appeals directly to the subconscious mind of the hipster, they wish they could be like that because hipsters are at heart, ADD and childish.

fuck you nigger

Not today

Has it really come to this? Do preteens not know the term computer?

Or is this just them trying to make us talk about it?

Does anyone else think she's a total qt?

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only if I were a pedophile lesbian

to continue.... the commercial triggers the thought in the hipster's mind, "if i buy this thing, i'll feel that way." the acquisition of the product becomes a bridge to refreshed perspective on life.

>"if i buy this thing, i'll feel that way."

More like "if I buy this thing, I'll be free! Free as a bird! No responsibilities in life, just 'being creative' all the time!"

YES! that's absolutely right. you gota step back and appreciate a great commercial when you see it. Apple absolutely killed it with this commercial. it appeals directly to its base without bringing up product specs, price, or anything. just a kid and a tablet and infinite possibilities and no responsibilities. you got it.

Such a fucking bitch. If that statement wasn't bad enough she just goes on to ignore her neighbor who was trying to be friendly. Fuck this commercial.