So user, tell me about yourself

So user, tell me about yourself.

In exact 1 hour and 6 Minutes I have to go to work and I didn't sleep yet

I'm a writer who smokes too much.

Why haven't you slept yet, user?

Magnets, how do they fucking work?

As we speak I'm smoking tobacco off of a coke can.

I'm a waiter working on becoming a Journalist. I started smoking cigars a year ago, once every month. Now I'm smoking one every week and one rette every day. It's okay but, big dent in the paycheck.

I'm curious to know how that even works.

Working on Journalism here too. I smoke Partagas, you? -AnonCini

Careful with that. I started off smoking cigars. I work as a waiter too; not long after starting that I started smoking cigarettes. I know I probably should regret starting, but I don't. I just enjoy smoking too much.

Different user here. I'm surprised there's so many writers in this tiny thread.

I want to die.

I like porn, of the mixed variety. Granny, dog, horse, midget, etc.
Except niggerporn, discovery channel has gone downhill.

Slits inserted under where the tobacco is light inhale

Give me your name horsemaster, and I'll give you mine.

My name is Staff but my friends call me Shaft (inside joke, lol). I like cars, golf, and playing yo-yo. What times lunch? I got turkey and apples in my napsack.

That's some powerful niggerdry right there.

I actually really hate Jews.

Wow. So many writers. I suppose it may make sense though, Sup Forums is a place where one may conjure up an idea. -AnonCini

Yes sir

Are you doing it for shits and giggles or do you just not have a pipe to smoke out of? They're not that expensive, you know.

Insomnia

Not gonna lie- there's some interesting people on here (or at least portrayals of interesting people). Anonymity helps with that. At the very least, some of the shit that's posted on this site gives me some pretty good ideas.

Just seeing what it's like
2/10

Damn, that sucks.

Dang. I might try that though, just to see. Might be a cool party trick.

I'd imagine it tastes fucking horrible. I can't say I wouldn't do anything like that though. There was one day that I was so bored I decided it was a good idea to smoke coffee grounds. It's harsher than anything I've ever smoked, but I got a caffeine buzz off of it. So I guess it kind of worked.

gonna try smoking it out of that light bulb next?

That sounds god awful.

Really? I drink on average 5-8 cups of coffee a day, would it give me a buzz mixed with tobacco maybe?
Nah just had to change the lightbulb

If you drink that much coffee a day, I don't think you'd notice anything unless you smoked a LOT of it. If you mixed it with tobacco though I could see that working a little better. It'll still taste like shit though- fair warning.

Hmm. I might try this out. I'm bored af my aswell.

I decided that, even though I know it's probably a horrible idea, I'm going to roll a coffee joint. When I smoked it last time it was out of a bubbler, which made it all that much more terrible. Maybe it'll be better if I put a filter in it? I dunno. Worth a shot though. I'll let you know how it works out.

I'm about to do the same. Report back

I'll have to try it too, looking forward to the results - AnonCini

I see you already took a seat

I'm an aging man whore who can't get excited for my hot gf because she's not new anymore.

Also, I'm a Copywriter.

Well, I rolled possibly the ugliest joints known to mankind. I got it to smoke a little bit- not too bad, actually. I'm going to hollow out a cig and try it that way. Maybe it'll stay in there a little better. I'll report back in a few.

Half tobacco half coffee.

Very enjoyable smoke so far

I hear there's a surgery that fixes the hymen and tightens the vagina again to make it "good as new". Of course, if she doesn't want it you're stuck but if she's good with it, maybe you consider. - AnonCIni

>So user, tell me about yourself.

I race spiders as a hobby, sir.

Yeah it was okay. Not bad, not so great either.- AnonCini

I feel like it accentuates the tobacco in my case.

I just rolled a coffee ground joint. I'll try halfway emptying a rette and stuffing grounds in that. - AnonCini

I'm a faggot and sucked about 20 dicks today - Anoncini

Do tell more

Okay, round two.

I have a mix of tobacco and coffee grounds in a cig. I'm a little surprised that it tastes as good as it does.

Thought it was a fucking retarded idea and am on the verge of considering it since I don't have anymore weed and feel like smoking

I have a couple of cigarettes left tho

I need details, user.

Trust me, it is. Yet oddly satisfying.

Go get your own tag. - AnonCini

I have some Van Houtte dark columbian ground coffee in the freezer, are you really pushing me to it?

If you only have a few cigarettes left, I wouldn't. Its an experience, but you can live without it. You're free to do what you want.

It wasn't half bad tbh man

No. It's just that I don't get excited because she's not a new woman. I feel kinda cursed.

Same. I might try it again in the morning.

work for the family biz.
make 75k a year in paychecks but more like 110k with the bs that i expense.
i sell the product. travel constantly in the US but just got back from China and Japan- 7 day trip.

Gonna go take a shit and roll one

im going to Germany to work on an aeronautical engineering project and I have to take a 4k a month pay cut for doing so

I was thinking about setting my computers at home up when I am gone to just run bitcoin mining - how legit easy would it be to make around 15k US in the 4 months that I am away?

Or is this an aids pie in the sky idea

What do you mean by new woman? I don't think I understand. -AnonCini

I taught shit skins for nearly 5 years in the UK. Seen some bizarre shit.

OP here
Just smoke a rolled cigarette with a fair amount of dark Colombian coffee

Honestly, it wasn't bad but wasn't good either, seemed to kill the harshness that comes with smoking corner store cigarettes rolled in an OCB sheet of rolling paper
It did have a faint aftertaste that doesn't taste like coffee tho

I drink and eat too much, exercise and sleep too little. Discontent, unhappy. I don't know what I have to say that anyone else here couldn't. Every year, I feel like everything is the same as the year before, but worse.