What gets you into the van?
What gets you into the van?
hot chicks &/or weed
"FREE MOBILE SUICIDE BOOTH"
free wifi
Platinum bullion, to the ceiling and walls.
No exceptions.
Experiencing tranquility
Candy
My job as a service tech to go fix shit for starbucks and gas stations
My mother in law
a hard cock
big hard white cock to suck with big white load of cum to swallow
Laziness
Candy
well that's be my peeeeeeeeenus weeeeeeanus haha!
the children you kidnapped
This.
A qualified Doctor I can trust.
No one judges radiohead from hearing only creep in here
Shitty drugs and used syringes
Would you choose quick and painless or slow and horrible?
Can I get quick and horrible? Like... just crush my skull in a high speed metal press? Either that or a device that locks my head in place looking down and decapitates me so I can hopefully watch my body drop out from below me just before I lose consciousness. That'd be neat.
Anyone that shows genuine appreciation, love and compassion towards me can watch me escort myself into the van. Shit, I'll drive
Jokes on you, I like vans.
drugs n pussy
Not being stuck in a hopeless pit of poverty and unfulfillment
Truly an out of body experience.
Tar
a pedophile inside
Enough money to keep my wife from being mad if I get the free pussy in it too.
>It was then that I began to think there never even WAS any classic rock inside their van.
Big tiddies and a bj
My urge kill