What gets you into the van?

What gets you into the van?

hot chicks &/or weed

"FREE MOBILE SUICIDE BOOTH"

free wifi

Platinum bullion, to the ceiling and walls.
No exceptions.

Experiencing tranquility

Candy

My job as a service tech to go fix shit for starbucks and gas stations

My mother in law

a hard cock

big hard white cock to suck with big white load of cum to swallow

Laziness

Candy

well that's be my peeeeeeeeenus weeeeeeanus haha!

the children you kidnapped

This.

A qualified Doctor I can trust.

No one judges radiohead from hearing only creep in here

Shitty drugs and used syringes

Would you choose quick and painless or slow and horrible?

Can I get quick and horrible? Like... just crush my skull in a high speed metal press? Either that or a device that locks my head in place looking down and decapitates me so I can hopefully watch my body drop out from below me just before I lose consciousness. That'd be neat.

Anyone that shows genuine appreciation, love and compassion towards me can watch me escort myself into the van. Shit, I'll drive

Jokes on you, I like vans.

drugs n pussy

Not being stuck in a hopeless pit of poverty and unfulfillment

Truly an out of body experience.

Tar

a pedophile inside

Enough money to keep my wife from being mad if I get the free pussy in it too.

>It was then that I began to think there never even WAS any classic rock inside their van.

Big tiddies and a bj

My urge kill