RISK BREAD
>Name
>Color
>Location
We start when 4 people show up
RISK BREAD
bump
>The Trump Reich
>Red
>Berlin
youre in, now we just have to wait for 3 more
bump
Kingdom of Albania
Dark Red
Albania
Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Belarus
We shall become one with Mother Russia, Дa?
one more then first mupdate
Flowers of Ukraine
Blue
Ukraine
WE WUZ KANGZ
Yellow
Egypt
Mahmud Caliphate
Green
Saudi Arabia
mupdate 1, also should i join as a nation? i wanna make sure its ok w u guys if i do
please don't
GREATER ALBANIA, INTO MONTENEGRO AND KOSOVO
name: America
color: Blue
start in northern russia then expand
Fill Belarus.
If you can play fairly without intentionally misdirecting rolls to benefit yourself, then yes.
Spread into Saudi Arabia pls
Fill Germany.
Also, yeah, go ahead and join.
wrong image, heres the real one with everyone
also macedonia too if i have some extra
Fill Egypt and kill dem raycis whiteys
>National Unity
>Norway
>Teal
...
>الخلافة الأموية
>Grey
>Western Sahara and Morocco
If I get to roll, capture Norway then spills to Sweden
Watching Dr.Strangelove , but whatever
>IT Empire
>Brown
>India
checked
>expand south
Fill Belarus.
Can we stay neutral towards each other and just fuck Europe?
Fill Germoney Please
I'm in Western Africa and you are in the Middle East. Talk to me again when we're close enough for there to even be a potential conflict between us.
Sure im down wit dat shit dog
I am starting in great britain, MUPDATE
roll to fill great britain
Fill Egypt and collect welfare
Expand the Great Reich to the West, in Germany. We need to secure a future for our race.
Keep filling Belarus. Any spills go to the Baltics.
fill ukraine
Did you not put in me Western Sahara for a specific reason?
Fill Western Sahara and then Morocco
fill serbia and if extra, spill into bosnia
fill russia
FUCK no Pali gets?
nigga i need to fill dat ukraine
Fill saudi arabia and put any spills into the rest of the peninsula
Thanks dawg
>pic related
Wew, ignored my post?
Start in Norway, fill Norway, spills to Sweden & Finland
Do you want to have a NAP?
>bullshit
Asking for a NAP (and potential alliance) on the first turn is bullshit but yea ... you remember that.
Fill the poolands
sure lil nigga
if you respect my sovereignty then i will respect yours
Why can't you filthy mudslams get along?
can i join?
Thanks mate.
Would anyone like to hear a joke?
Trips demands it
enjoy your 5 nukes with that 404
MUPDATE
Sure.
fill russia
KEEP FILLING GERMANY
>Mongolian Empire
>Gold
>Southern Finland
Fill Morocco and then Portugal
roll to keep filling britian
thank you Perfidious Albion
FILL BOSNIA
then spill into croatia
we tito now
Expand to the Baltics.
Here we go.
An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia even though it is against the law to drink alcohol there. They are captured by the Sheik and are sentenced to death, until his wife runs up to him and whispers something in his ear. She glances to the New Zealander, and whispers some more.
The sheik steps forward and announces: "Because it is my wife's birthday today, she has asked that I spare your lives, on the following terms. You will each get 20 lashes, but will receive one wish before you do. However, since my wife and I admire New Zealand's beautiful countryside, we will allow the New Zealander two wishes."
The Australian is up first, and asks for a pillow to be tied to his back. However, after the first few lashes, the pillow breaks. Then, the American asks for TWO pillows to be tied to his back. Again, they break after but five lashes. Finally, the New Zealander steps forward. "First," he says, "I would like to be given 40 lashes, not 20." The sheik is confused at first, and then asks "And...your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back."
Allahu Akbar!
The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
I love American99% and the U.S.
Japan, Germany and China are evil empires.
Allahu Akbar!
Cool cool. Are you playing or not?
Keep filling the poolands in I guess
+2 Bonus
Fill Yemen and Oman. Spills go to Iraq.
oh, nigga, you screwed me by not expanding me on the first turn
please expand to romania
I find it interesting that you called the Kiwi a "New Zealander" instead of a Kiwi.
Fill Norway, Spills to Sweden, then Finland.
Birds aren't well known for talking.
Where is it Australia-Lite?
So ... you do not like the term Kiwi? Gotcha.
can I join OP?
Roach Empire
Byzantine as capital, expand east
Here.
Kek.
It's an alright term, but New Zealander fit the joke more.
MUPDATE
also FUCK OFF WERE FULL
no more new players beyond this point
fill russia
roll to expand north