RISK BREAD

RISK BREAD
>Name
>Color
>Location
We start when 4 people show up

bump

>The Trump Reich
>Red
>Berlin

youre in, now we just have to wait for 3 more

bump

Kingdom of Albania
Dark Red
Albania

Mauga Sinasina
Cyan
Belarus
We shall become one with Mother Russia, Дa?

one more then first mupdate

Flowers of Ukraine
Blue
Ukraine

WE WUZ KANGZ
Yellow
Egypt

Mahmud Caliphate
Green
Saudi Arabia

mupdate 1, also should i join as a nation? i wanna make sure its ok w u guys if i do

please don't

GREATER ALBANIA, INTO MONTENEGRO AND KOSOVO

name: America
color: Blue
start in northern russia then expand

Fill Belarus.
If you can play fairly without intentionally misdirecting rolls to benefit yourself, then yes.

Spread into Saudi Arabia pls

Fill Germany.
Also, yeah, go ahead and join.

wrong image, heres the real one with everyone

also macedonia too if i have some extra

Fill Egypt and kill dem raycis whiteys

>National Unity
>Norway
>Teal

...

>الخلافة الأموية
>Grey
>Western Sahara and Morocco

If I get to roll, capture Norway then spills to Sweden

Watching Dr.Strangelove , but whatever

>IT Empire
>Brown
>India

checked
>expand south

Fill Belarus.

Can we stay neutral towards each other and just fuck Europe?

Fill Germoney Please

I'm in Western Africa and you are in the Middle East. Talk to me again when we're close enough for there to even be a potential conflict between us.

Sure im down wit dat shit dog

I am starting in great britain, MUPDATE

roll to fill great britain

Fill Egypt and collect welfare

Expand the Great Reich to the West, in Germany. We need to secure a future for our race.

Keep filling Belarus. Any spills go to the Baltics.

fill ukraine

Did you not put in me Western Sahara for a specific reason?

Fill Western Sahara and then Morocco

fill serbia and if extra, spill into bosnia

fill russia

FUCK no Pali gets?

nigga i need to fill dat ukraine

Fill saudi arabia and put any spills into the rest of the peninsula
Thanks dawg
>pic related

Wew, ignored my post?
Start in Norway, fill Norway, spills to Sweden & Finland

Do you want to have a NAP?

>bullshit
Asking for a NAP (and potential alliance) on the first turn is bullshit but yea ... you remember that.

Fill the poolands

sure lil nigga
if you respect my sovereignty then i will respect yours

Why can't you filthy mudslams get along?

can i join?

Thanks mate.

Would anyone like to hear a joke?

Trips demands it

enjoy your 5 nukes with that 404
MUPDATE

Sure.

fill russia

KEEP FILLING GERMANY

>Mongolian Empire
>Gold
>Southern Finland

Fill Morocco and then Portugal

roll to keep filling britian

thank you Perfidious Albion

FILL BOSNIA

then spill into croatia

we tito now

Expand to the Baltics.
Here we go.
An Australian, an American and a New Zealander are enjoying some beer in Saudi Arabia even though it is against the law to drink alcohol there. They are captured by the Sheik and are sentenced to death, until his wife runs up to him and whispers something in his ear. She glances to the New Zealander, and whispers some more.
The sheik steps forward and announces: "Because it is my wife's birthday today, she has asked that I spare your lives, on the following terms. You will each get 20 lashes, but will receive one wish before you do. However, since my wife and I admire New Zealand's beautiful countryside, we will allow the New Zealander two wishes."
The Australian is up first, and asks for a pillow to be tied to his back. However, after the first few lashes, the pillow breaks. Then, the American asks for TWO pillows to be tied to his back. Again, they break after but five lashes. Finally, the New Zealander steps forward. "First," he says, "I would like to be given 40 lashes, not 20." The sheik is confused at first, and then asks "And...your second wish?" "Tie the Aussie to my back."

Allahu Akbar!
The U.S. must take Monroe Doctrine now.
The U.S. must withdraw American Forces from all Foreign Countries now.
I love American99% and the U.S.
Japan, Germany and China are evil empires.
Allahu Akbar!

Cool cool. Are you playing or not?

Keep filling the poolands in I guess

+2 Bonus

Fill Yemen and Oman. Spills go to Iraq.

oh, nigga, you screwed me by not expanding me on the first turn
please expand to romania

I find it interesting that you called the Kiwi a "New Zealander" instead of a Kiwi.

Fill Norway, Spills to Sweden, then Finland.

Birds aren't well known for talking.

Where is it Australia-Lite?

So ... you do not like the term Kiwi? Gotcha.

can I join OP?
Roach Empire
Byzantine as capital, expand east

Here.

Kek.

It's an alright term, but New Zealander fit the joke more.

MUPDATE
also FUCK OFF WERE FULL
no more new players beyond this point

fill russia

roll to expand north